DRUNK . . . again!!!!![views:7482][posts:110]______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:18pm - Dave_Maggot ""] HANDS UP THE FUDGE MUFFIN |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:26pm - RichHorror ""] Cowmaximus (10:21:07 PM): hahaha I made my roomie's kid cry tonight Cowmaximus (10:21:25 PM): I told her she was a nazi and that she killed 6 million jews |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:36pm - Dave_Maggot ""] together me and rich form drunken voltron!! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:38pm - the_reverend ""] sex offender's registry fails again. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:39pm - RichHorror ""] She isn't hot at all dude. :( |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:43pm - Dave_Maggot ""] small tits but hot body and DSL |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:16pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:Cowmaximus (10:21:07 PM): hahaha I made my roomie's kid cry tonight Cowmaximus (10:21:25 PM): I told her she was a nazi and that she killed 6 million jewsamazing |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:19pm - the_reverend ""] rizzle |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:23pm - W3 nli ""] ive been sober since monday, i hate you all |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:24pm - Dave_Maggot ""] this movie has waaaay too much plot |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:27pm - the_reverend ""] dave maggot loves 20 hogs x 5 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:29pm - RichHorror ""] Roll x2 for critical hit points |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:33pm - the_reverend ""] more penis. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""] im all about the farm love i guess |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:34pm - the_reverend ""] ARRESTED |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:36pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i swear, the goat told me it was 18 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:37pm - RichHorror ""] penis or gtfo |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:41pm - the_reverend ""] jealous again |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:42pm - W3 nli ""] tv party |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:43pm - the_reverend ""] family man |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:43pm - RichHorror ""] wasted |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:43pm - the_reverend ""] drinking and driving |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:44pm - RichHorror ""] annihilate this week |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:45pm - the_reverend ""] [img] oh hi, i maked a cameo in ya movie |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:46pm - RichHorror ""] THE CHASE STARRING CHARLIE SHEEN OMG FTW |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:46pm - the_reverend ""] depression |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:47pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0738433/ a lot more than just the chase. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:48pm - W3 nli ""] dood way to ruin the film |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:48pm - RichHorror ""] stfu |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:49pm - W3 nli ""] i was talking to aaron, so go back to yelling at your empty bottle of jameson |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:50pm - the_reverend ""] don't blame me for henry ruining 72 movies. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:51pm - RichHorror ""] IT AINT EMTY |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:53pm - the_reverend ""] epic fail |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:53pm - RichHorror ""] [Intro: Don Gargon] - {*best guess at what he says*} Now dis one dedicated to de man dem call MacGyver (bo!) And all double-oh-seven James Bond man 'e from de area (gunshot, gunshot) Maximum respect to de man dem call Ice Cube (bo! bo!) And a bust a deuce-deuce or trey-eight bout to get WICKED! [Verse One] One, two, three and I come with the wicked style and you know that I'm from, the wicked crew, act like you knew Cause I got everybody jumpin to the voodoo, kick it Wicked, rhymes, picket, signs While me and the Mob gotta trunk fulla 9's Play ya and I'll slay ya I got thug-made dough by the ha-ir Ready to BUCK BUCK BUCK and it's a must to DUCK DUCK DUCK before I bust Lookin for the one that did it but like En Vogue, no you're never gonna get it Cos I'm the one with the fat mad skills and I won't choke like the Buffalo Bills Sittin at the pad just chillin cause Larry Wilkins just got two million, oh what a feelin So shake that nigga and pass me the pill and I'll slam dunk ya like Shaquille O'Neal Like it, dig it, maybe and watch that ass get ??? Kick it cause I get wicked Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate) [Verse Two] Won't say nuttin, just listen Got me a plan to break Tyson outta prison Come my way and get served Still got a duece that'll bunny hop the curb Nappy head, nappy chest, nappy chin Never seen with a happy grin Show the fat foul cause I'm down Take a look around and all you see is big black boots steppin Use my steel toe as a weapon Kick ya and flip ya, now they want to label this nigga, tape with the sticker Kickin out girls that's nicety Yo, I gotta body count like Ice-T From here to New York I get skins and ain't talkin bout pork Swine, pig, dick Listen to the flow of a so-called negro who didn't know I was funky as Wilson Pickett Dig it cause I get wicked Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate) [Verse Three] People wanna know how come I gotta gat and I'm lookin out the window like Malcolm Ready to bring that noise Kinda trigger happy like the Geto Boys April 29th was power to the people and we might just see a sequel cos police got equal pay A horse is a pig that don't fly straight Doin Darryl Gates but is Willie Williams down with the pilgrims Just a super slave We'll have to break his ass up like Super Dave I'm wicked enough to board this Cos now it's on to the fullest Gorilla straight from the mist But I don't miss when it comes to this Bring the yellow tape The white cape, cause I'm so straight Thru with the picket signs, take his job and stick it Bigot, cause I get wicked |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:54pm - W3 nli ""] the_reverend said:don't blame me for henry ruining 72 movies. im gonna shit in your cheesestick |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:56pm - the_reverend ""] keep your poop in your poopsack [img] |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:57pm - W3 nli ""] someone was telling me they were trying to make a female condom that girls actually keep inside them for a month and it literally would be like a cum dumpster. the world is a beautiful place. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:16am - Ma_Dukes ""] W3%20nli said:someone was telling me they were trying to make a female condom that girls actually keep inside them for a month and it literally would be like a cum dumpster. the world is a beautiful place. wow i cannot wait for this one:pukeface: |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:17am - the_reverend ""] you feminist. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:19am - the_reverend ""] I'm drinking cream+kaluha+vodka... mmm |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:24am - Ma_Dukes ""] me a feminist? come on..... i got "talked to" by my boss at my second job (a coffee shop in toga) for telling an employee (who happens to be an actual feminist) "extremely offensive" feminist jokes in front of customers. and for telling her she just needs a man to put her in her place.... apparently this isnt politcally correct |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:27am - RichHorror ""] Let's make 7 babies |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:27am - W3 nli ""] if she gets me drunk ill show that lady a homeless man's goodtime |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:30am - Ma_Dukes ""] :CHEERS: |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:31am - RichHorror ""] You broke my heart |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:33am - W3 nli ""] see a girl knows a goodtime when you she's told it rich, and i learned that from you. but yet you dont use your own advice on the babes. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:35am - RichHorror ""] I... what |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:36am - W3 nli ""] say what again |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:37am - RichHorror ""] say wut now |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:39am - Ma_Dukes ""] wait huh? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:40am - W3 nli ""] hey babez you got boobs for me and my friends |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:40am - RichHorror ""] :( |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:41am - Ma_Dukes ""] awwwwwwwwww |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:41am - RichHorror ""] I hate you now and forever |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:43am - Ma_Dukes ""] who me? i need your warmth rich |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:43am - RichHorror ""] You used me and threw me away |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:44am - W3 nli ""] like a cumdumpster |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:44am - Ma_Dukes ""] i just need a man to put me in my place i guess, i cant help it, i dont know better, after all i am a woman |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:45am - RichHorror ""] I wish you were dead a million times on fire hate |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:47am - Ma_Dukes ""] ? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:47am - W3 nli ""] RichHorror said:I wish you were dead a million times on fire hate thats just mean, wanna meet up at spikes and fuck up some allston kids |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:48am - RichHorror ""] post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:27am if she gets me drunk ill show that lady a homeless man's goodtime post by Ma_Dukes at Feb 23,2008 12:30am BEERZ WITH SMC ICON WTF I TAWT U LOFT ME FROWNZ |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:50am - Ma_Dukes ""] ummm that was for the seven babies remark |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:51am - RichHorror ""] Tell me how much u <3 mi grah!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:52am - W3 nli ""] ouch my pride has been trampled by the thought of hawt drunken boobsects :ralphie: :HUMP: |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:52am - Ma_Dukes ""] yes papi lol |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:52am - RichHorror ""] TELL ME NOW WTF FTW OMG BBQ LOL |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:53am - W3 nli ""] i want some bbq, mmm |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:53am - RichHorror ""] No shit right Whiskey is pretty fuckin sweet |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:54am - RichHorror ""] I make babies like woah |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:55am - W3 nli ""] RichHorror said:No shit right Whiskey is pretty fuckin sweet bbq and whiskey + moonshine is goodtimes pawty |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:56am - RichHorror ""] Lodi dodi we likes to pawty |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:57am - W3 nli ""] you know girls get upset when you dont tell'em youre gonna punch'em in the tit |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:58am - RichHorror ""] Mirror mirror on the wall, who is da lyest of dem all? You are you conceited bastid |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:00am - ellesarusrex ""] im still recovering from allowing you to serve me a glass of high life with captain morgans mixed it in dave.... i think maybe you have allowed me to reach a peak scumbag status. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:01am - RichHorror ""] DAVE ISNT HERE RIGHT NOW |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:02am - dreadkill ""] this thread went crazy. i tohught the cythraul one was crazy. this is craziness |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:03am - W3 nli ""] ellesarusrex said:i think maybe you have allowed me to reach a peak scumbag status. please introduce me to your underaged friends and then your training will be complete |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:04am - the_reverend ""] want him to make you a mix tape? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:06am - W3 nli ""] my beta mix tapes are the shizzle nizzle dizzle doo |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:07am - RichHorror ""] Let him go where the sun cant |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:08am - W3 nli ""] fly free lesbian seagull |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:11am - Dave_Maggot ""] i now reveal the davinator to rttp, mix captain morgans with beer. ONE DRINK and youre drunk. or wicked fuckin DAVINATED PREPARE FOR FULL ON DAVINATION!!! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:11am - Ma_Dukes ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:12am - dreadkill ""] hahahah, davinated. that is awesome. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:14am - W3 nli ""] ha ha i get it your milk has gone bad |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:14am - RichHorror ""] I like jokes |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:27am - Dave_Maggot ""] ok now im going to bed |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:28am - the_reverend ""] nyuck nyuck nyuck |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:32am - dreadkill ""] Dave_Maggot said:ok now im going to bedno, all night rttp sleepover. daveinators for all |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:41am - Dave_Maggot ""] i want this drink on all menues of the bars composted plays from now on |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 6:23pm - ellesarusrex ""] the davinator is a brutal experience... especially when mixed with tales from the crypt. i dont have any underaged friends.. my apologizes.. but i do accept mixed tapes. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 6:30pm - W3 nli ""] ellesarusrex said:the davinator is a brutal experience... especially when mixed with tales from the crypt. i dont have any underaged friends.. my apologizes.. but i do accept mixed tapes. tales from the crypt and mixed tapes.....what about of aged girls :krusty: |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 6:59pm - Dave_Maggot ""] the crypt keeper actually activates the alcohol in the liquid. toss me some aged ones first!! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 4:49pm - ellesarusrex ""] unfortunately for you all of my "of aged" lady friends are in relationships.. love is in the air and making me sick to my stomache. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 4:50pm - W3 nli ""] ellesarusrex said:unfortunately for you all of my "of aged" lady friends are in relationships.. love is in the air and making me sick to my stomache. fuck love im just trying to have some fun :HUMP: |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 5:01pm - Dave_Maggot ""] yeah, fuck love, i'm gonna marry the davinator. and watch american gangster by myself. cuz im an american gangster, fo shizzle |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 5:07pm - RichHorror ""] What's a stomache? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 5:10pm - W3 nli ""] RichHorror said:What's a stomache? i think its when you throw up in a mustache |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 5:16pm - RichHorror ""] That's fucking wicked hot. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 7:58pm - ellesarusrex ""] im not a fan of love right now.. its pointless.. i just want tattoos. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 8:09pm - the_reverend ""] you forgot to end that with </scene> |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 8:33pm - Dave_Maggot ""] im gonna get tattooed and pierced on march 19th. i cant wait. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 10:54pm - RichHorror ""] the_reverend said:you forgot to end that with </scene> PWN3D |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 10:57pm - Dankill in Louisiana ""] I got drunk, ate crawfish and catfish, then harassed gators. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 10:59pm - W3 nli ""] Dankill%20in%20Louisiana said:I got drunk, ate crawfish and catfish, then harassed gators. i hate you, die. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 9:03pm - ellesarusrex ""] the_reverend said:you forgot to end that with </scene> my side bang says it all i dont need to. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 9:39pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i need not make another thread, i am getting drunk. again. on the next intervention. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 9:41pm - ellesarusrex ""] tomorrow night we should drink and have tales from the crypt marathon |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 9:42pm - Dave_Maggot ""] yes, yes we should. i have like 5 seasons. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 10:05pm - the_reverend ""] NEEDS MOAR DIX |