Phone call I just received[views:2253][posts:26]__________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 2:57pm - archaeon ""] "Good afternoon this is Yolanda from..." I hung up. I can't think of any scenario where I would need to talk to a woman named Yolanda. EVER. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 3:07pm - Kinslayer ""] RACIST! |
| ______________________________ [Feb 19,2008 3:14pm - Yeti ""] "CHILL THAT FUCKIN BITCH OUT!" |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 3:19pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] "SAY 'BITCH BE COOL!'" |
| __________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 3:23pm - archaeon ""] "BITCH I'LL SLAP YOU SO FAST" |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 5:28pm - metal_church101 ""] She was just looking for the ghetto. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 5:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] what if she was offering free blow jobs? talk about a missed opportunity. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 6:30pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 6:31pm - sxealex ""] YOU SIR HAVE MADE A MISTAKE [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 6:32pm - martins ""] Dude that was my mom. She wanted to ask you about tomorrow night. How many condoms should she bring for you? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 6:34pm - archaeon ""] sometimes having a little nigga in you is good |
| __________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 6:36pm - archaeon ""] I still wouldn't want to SPEAK with her. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 8:49pm - NIGGER ""] I KNEW IT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE CLOSET HATAS IT'S OK U ABOUT TO HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT LOL PWNT BLACK POWER! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 8:53pm - RichHorror ""] She probably wanted to get married to attain citizenship. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 8:53pm - archaeon ""] She was clearly of Latin American descent, NIGGA |
| ________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 8:55pm - NIGGER ""] YO LANDA WELL, IF SHE IS HISPANIC HIT THE BITCH PEOPLES COMING IN AND TAKING ALL THE FOOD STAMPS WE GONNA KILL THEM BEANEATERS BLACK POWER! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:25am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] archaeon said:"Good afternoon this is Yolanda from..." I hung up. I can't think of any scenario where I would need to talk to a woman named Yolanda. EVER. hahahahahah. Grant, marry me. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 9:25am - DestroyYouAlot ""] NIGGER said:I KNEW IT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE CLOSET HATAS IT'S OK U ABOUT TO HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT LOL PWNT BLACK POWER! Don't hate the playa, hate the game. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 11:55am - xmikex ""] Ever notice how all women named Yolanda look like their name would be Yolanda. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha, yes! |
| ________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:15pm - xmikex ""] Yolanda [img] Yolanda [img] Yolanda [img] Yolanda [img] And perhaps the best Yolanda specimen I've ever seen.... [img] |
| _____________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:20pm - pam ""] I've met two Yolanda's in my life, one was Slovakian with a uni-brow, and the other was Chinese and 7 feet tall. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] That second to the last one was kinda cute, in a non-Yolanda-looking way. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:29pm - sxealex ""] wtf a 7 foot tall Chinese woman!?!@#!@ |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:33pm - dreadkill ""] sxealex said:wtf a 7 foot tall Chinese woman!?!@#!@ yao ming with a minge |
| _____________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:37pm - pam ""] sxealex said:wtf a 7 foot tall Chinese woman!?!@#!@ It gets better...I met her because she mail order bride'd into my ex's family. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:37pm - xmikex ""] DestroyYouAlot said:That second to the last one was kinda cute, in a non-Yolanda-looking way. fuggin pucker up, dreamboat. [img] |