Vegan Strip Club[views:2205][posts:21]____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 1:02am - RichHorror ""] WORLD’S FIRST VEGAN STRIP CLUB OPENS IN PORTLAND, OREGON Portland, OR (PRWEB) January 30, 2008 — Portland, known for its alternative counter culture and by some considered the most vegan friendly city in the United States now has a new vegan offering, adult entertainment. Casa Diablo Gentlemen’s club opens Friday, February 1st, 2008. Casa Diablo is owned and operated by Johnny Diablo an ethical vegan for over 23 years. Casa Diablo is unique because it is the only venue of its type that serves food and drink 100% free of any animal products. Vegan and vegetarian dancers have flocked to Casa Diablo for auditions since hearing of the new club. When one dancer was asked why she didn’t want to work at her current club she said,” I can’t stand the smell of smoldering rotting carcasses when I walk by the kitchen. It is totally gross. I’ve been a vegan for three and a half years and I can’t stand the thought of working in a place that serves murder victims on a bun. Working at a club like Casa Diablo Gentlemen’s Club is my dream!” ---- lolz |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 1:42am - the_reverend ""] the girls are made of 100% vegan roast beef curtains |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 1:43am - the_reverend ""] it makes whores sound like they have souls which we all know they don't |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 1:49am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] now you're talking like a man. I'm gonna go in there and complain that that bitch's pussy looks like a pastrami sandwich. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 2:11am - the_reverend ""] I double dog dare you |
| _______________________________ [Feb 12,2008 10:41am - Yeti ""] sweet. unwashed, hairy bitches. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 12:41pm - INFECT ""] um, talk about a niche market, how many vegans do you see at strip clubs anyhow? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 12:43pm - RichHorror ""] Basically, this was a pirate-themed vegan joint that went bust. Because when I think of pirates, I think of spring rolls. So they decided to turn it into a strip club so they could actually make money. I have a feeling the 'dancers' will not be vegan. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 12,2008 12:44pm - Yeti ""] i hope the dancers cover themselves in cow blood. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 2:55pm - dreadkill ""] hahahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 2:55pm - dreadkill ""] i love this thread |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 2:56pm - dreadkill ""] ethical vegan sounds like another word for faggot |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 11:25pm - ellesarusrex ""] she doesnt want ot smell rotting carcass from the kitchen but rotting crotches in the fitting room is just fine. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 1:08am - atthehaunted ""] Hopefully she doesn't fart cuz vegan farts fuckin SSSSTTTTIIIINNNNKKKK |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 1:44am - RichHorror ""] I love farting. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 2:01am - atthehaunted ""] Do u love swallowing farts? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 2:17am - RichHorror ""] Only for charity. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 2:18am - contagion ""] too many things to say not enough desire to type that much. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 10:57am - Deteriorot ""] Non vegan farts are better? Do they suck cock or those that constitute as eating meat? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 11:57am - ellesarusrex ""] Deteriorot said:Non vegan farts are better? Do they suck cock or those that constitute as eating meat? do they swallow semen or does that constitute as eating children? |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 12:01pm - largefreakatzero ""] Who actually goes to a strip club to eat food anyway? This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 12:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I remember going to Max's II one time on my lunch break (I was fixing the treadmill at the Boston Globe facility), and getting a sandwich. It was a total mom sandwich - the probably-a-stripper bartender chick hauls out a loaf of bread from the store and cold cuts in a Tupperware container, slaps me together a turkey sandwich, and I go and eat it at the stage with some random shaking her downstairs parts a foot or two over my plate. Kinda surreal. |