tonight I looked into the abyss[views:3532][posts:7]__________________________________________ [Feb 8,2008 12:32am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] There were some fucked up people at the goatwhore/exodus show tonight. The first was some old guy with fully advanced male pattern baldness, and he was wearing sweatpants, and he pretty much was a dead ringer for Carl from Aqua Teen Hungerforce. the second was some nastyass old lady in her 40s with the biggest, most disgusting fake tits I have ever seen. And she was definitely showing them off, she was barely wearing a shirt, apparently she wanted to show off her beer gut as well as her new implants. maybe the implants were just there to distract you from her busted ass face. Anyway, Goatcatalyst and I were laughing about this shit all night long, we came up with some names for her like "the chasm of sorrow" and "the pillowy bosom of despair." ryan actually threw out the word "lugubrious" at one point. Another person described it as "the train wreck effect," where its horrifying but you can't look away anyway. this bitch was hideous. Oh yeah, and the show was pretty good. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 8,2008 12:43am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] I guess you had to be there. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 8,2008 12:52am - GoatCatalyst ""] Mournful mammaries of forsaken desolation. Fuck, I hope those warlocks manifest on Saturday. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 8,2008 12:56am - Dar ""] don't front Dave, you'd hatefuck it if you could |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 8,2008 12:58am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] Dar said:don't front Dave, you'd hatefuck it if you could no. no. no. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2008 1:00am - GoatCatalyst ""] Tittyfucking this specimen would blur the line between masturbation and self-harm. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 8,2008 1:46am - killogy ""] She was quite the woman...I had a way too much to drink and she was still looking like a busted beached walrus |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2008 3:29am - GoatCatalyst ""] ... with fifteen-thousand dollar titties |