Yule logs
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[Dec 21,2007 1:19pm - Yeti ""]
used to be known as "The Great Ashen Faggot". bahahahahahahahaha.
[Dec 21,2007 1:20pm - Yeti ""]
The pond-rous ashen faggot from the yard
The jolly farmer to his crowded hall
Conveys with speed; where, on the rising flames
(Already fed with store of massy brands).
It blazes soon; nine bandages it bears,
And as they each disjoin (so custom wills),
A mighty jug of sparkling cyder's brought,
With brandy mixt to elevate the guests.
1795, author unknown.
[Dec 21,2007 2:59pm - Ryan_M ""]
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Here is a Yule Log for everyone
[Dec 21,2007 3:07pm - sinistas ""]
Santa tried reaching up the neighbor's blouse
After drinking all the egg nog
He camped out in the bathroom for an hour or two
Squashing off a yule log
He wandered in his undies all over the house
But we minded our own business
'Til we caught him stuffing hamsters up a gift wrap tube.
Holy shit, it's Christmas!
[Dec 21,2007 3:08pm - Lamp ""]
Ryan_M said:Here is a Yule Log for everyone
I took one like that maybe four years ago. I've been trying to recreate it ever since.
[Dec 21,2007 3:17pm - Ryan_M ""]
The picture isn't one that I did myself, I just found a picture on Yahoo!
But nonetheless taking shits that look like that are indeed something to marvel at!
[Dec 21,2007 3:46pm - Kinslayer ""]
We're burning one tonight at K.PANZERs house and shwilling on horns of mead.
[Dec 21,2007 4:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Kinslayer said:We're burning one tonight at K.PANZERs house and shwilling on horns of mead.
This sounds quite satisfactory.
[Dec 21,2007 6:01pm - NuclearWinter ""]
I've got some BIG horns.
[Dec 21,2007 6:09pm - Kinslayer ""]
All are welcome, I'm sure.
Hail the winter solstice!