MY MOTHERFUCKING 21ST BIRTHDAY[views:11357][posts:56]________________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 1:52pm - KillerKadoogan ""] My long-awaited 21st birthday is this Wednesday, Nov. 28th! Did I wait longer than anyone else? Of course not. It sure as shit has seemed like it, though. AI'm the very very last of all the people I know/hang out with regularly to turn 21 and have felt like a burden, but NOW! I fully demand/expect/demand booze to be thrown at me by each of you if/when I see you at shows. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 1:58pm - w3 nli ""] you should play an Abhorred set with slayer, acid bath and disrupt covers |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 2:07pm - KillerKadoogan ""] i saw something on the Middle East's site about Holy Fuck playing there right around my bday, but it said they're from Canada, and you, sir, are not in Canada... |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 2:08pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Nov. 28, 2002 I quit cigarettes. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 2:09pm - w3 nli ""] nope, not at all...however when i go to italy in may i will be telling people i am. holy fuck from virginia beach will be playing OB's Jan 2nd and the Jeepshop in pvd Jan 3rd. come get your drink on |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 2:16pm - KillerKadoogan ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:Nov. 28, 2002 I quit cigarettes. You should buy me a pack or 2 to commemorate the occassion. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 2:50pm - RichHorror ""] w3 nli said:nope, not at all...however when i go to italy in may i will be telling people i am. holy fuck from virginia beach will be playing OB's Jan 2nd and the Jeepshop in pvd Jan 3rd. come get your drink on And the 3rd is my new band with Mike Hirudinea AND Dissector, Ben. It'll be like a dickhead class reunion. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 2:57pm - KillerKadoogan ""] is that what Rampant Decay is? Choppin Block, class of 03. We should all go shit on the tables at The Mission Bar and Grill (a.k.a. ex- Choppin Block), and then make 'em let us into the alley. That will be my birthday party. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 2:57pm - RichHorror ""] Indeed it is. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 2:59pm - w3 nli ""] boom, and there it is. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 3:27pm - the_reverend ""] nice! now you can finally have your first drink! liver damage here you come. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 25,2007 4:41pm - Lamp ""] It's just as good when your friends turn 21. You give them money, they buy you stuff from the store. Not like I give a fuck about drinking at shows though(or much at all really). |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 5:31pm - Strep Cunt ""] killer, I'll buy you a celebratory beer when I have the chance. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 6:39pm - KillerKadoogan ""] It is convenient that nearly everyone I know can go to the liquor store for me if needed, but being able to go on my own and not being the only person holding people back from the going to the bar will be a wonderful thing. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 7:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] its all down hill from 21. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 7:58pm - swamplorddvm ""] Word. Happy birf day. If I see you I'll get you some booze. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 9:18pm - NIGGER ""] YOU'LL HAVE A JENKEM ON ME BROTHA! |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2007 9:19pm - Hungtableed ""] NIGGER will buy you a bottle of hypnotic. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 26,2007 12:02pm - KillerKadoogan ""] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JENKE, LIKE, WHEN PEOPLE SHIT IN A JAR AND LEAVE IT IN THE SUN WITH A BALLOON OVER IT AND THEN HUFF THE BALLOON? I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY. A NEW LOW IN GETTING FUCKED UP HAS BEEN REACHED. I DEMAND CRISTAL |
| __________________________________ [Nov 26,2007 9:11pm - bradmann ""] i turned 21 recently as well and i've been wondering, besides o'brien's what other places host 21+ metal?? i have missed out on a lot of badass shit while underage (assholeparade, black cobra, taste of silver, numerous abnormality shows) and i want to take full advantage now. and get drunk of course. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 26,2007 9:13pm - RichHorror ""] Asshole Parade played the Elks a shitload. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 26,2007 9:20pm - d_blumpkin nli ""] its going be fucking great to know someone 21+ who has there license, so i therefore can end my 8 year streak of being DD for all the pussy and dipshits who dont know how to drive... and ill give you a vacuum bag fetish porn video when i see ya, most likely tonite |
| _________________________________ [Nov 26,2007 10:19pm - NIGGER ""] JENKEM IS AWESOME I CAN TALK TO MY DEAD RELATIVES (ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE) BLACK POWER! |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 26,2007 11:28pm - bradmann_nli ""] RichHorror said:Asshole Parade played the Elks a shitload. really?? i only remember them hitting OBs. guess i missed that... |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 26,2007 11:28pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah, I think at least twice. They covered Citizen's Arrest. It ruled. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 27,2007 3:17am - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""] about fucking time Ben, also Eric has been trying to get in touch with you. Give him a ring sometime. I will defenitly be buying you drinks at the watchmaker show. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 27,2007 8:02am - Mess ""] NIGGER said:JENKEM IS AWESOME I CAN TALK TO MY DEAD RELATIVES (ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE) BLACK POWER! infoterror confirmed notice the jewism |
| _____________________________________________________ [Nov 27,2007 10:57am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] You going to Watchmaker next week, Kadooger? |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 27,2007 11:16am - largefreakatzero ""] It depresses me that I am almost 13 years older than this d00d. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 27,2007 11:36am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I was 16 listening to Reign In Blood the year he was born. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 27,2007 1:16pm - KillerKadoogan ""] ChrisFuck - I am afraid of telephones. I will accept your drinkage. Mikey - I will indeed be at the Watchmaker show on the 4th. Get me shithoused. Everyone - hahaha you're all old. It's kinda sad to think that maybe 1/1,000,000,000th of the music I like came out after I was born, though. So actually, I take back the laughter. I wish I coulda been around when good albums were still being made consistently... |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 27,2007 1:29pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] KillerKadoogan said:Mikey - I will indeed be at the Watchmaker show on the 4th. Get me shithoused. There's a shot of Jager with your name on it. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 27,2007 6:05pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Excellent. I'm extra pumped now because I just realized I don't have to pay 40 fucking dollars to renew my license. I can wait til '09, 'cause I didn't get my license til I was 18. Also, the first time I get to LEGALLY drink at a show will be Watchmaker's last in Mass. The first time I drank at a show was when they played with Sabbat at the Middle East, and the door guy gave me a wristband for some reason, even though he looked at my ID. Good times. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 27,2007 6:06pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Wait, no, they served me in Philly when I was like 17. I still look I'm 12 now, so I must've looked like a fetus at that point. Oh well. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 27,2007 10:58pm - Eric ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:KillerKadoogan said:Mikey - I will indeed be at the Watchmaker show on the 4th. Get me shithoused. There are 10 shots of Jager with your name on them. fixed |
| _________________________________ [Nov 28,2007 9:03am - SLUG-O ""] HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL' BEN, I guess I can't call you lil' ben anymore. you're all grown up. there will be many jager shots with all our names on them. it's WAFFLE TIME!!! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 28,2007 9:42am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Eric said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:KillerKadoogan said:Mikey - I will indeed be at the Watchmaker show on the 4th. Get me shithoused. There are 10 shots of Jager with your name on them. fixed BACON DOUBLE BRAUNSWAFFLE!!! |
| _____________________________________________________ [Nov 28,2007 10:08am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] So Hayburger and Bacon Double Braunswaffle were headed down to the bar to fire up the grill and also see some boston brutal hardcore. When they got there they saw how much it was and said FUUUUUUUUUCK DAT. It was probably a trap anyway. They went to another bar instead and Slider started downing PBR out of a frozen boot and getting puppy-droppin' drunk. He quickly reached for his phone and let the phantom out. A few calls were made to the Candian prime minister who was probably wearing a nice Canadian tuxedo because he's a fucking Cannuck. Soon after, Pinky Pinkerton III and Gonzo showed up to get pancaked. The Rhino came out that night and everybody was red-chair fucked up. There were haybabies everywhere and people were racing up the Rocky steps. Finially, Alcoholacausto burst into the room and started singing: "Drinking and fucking and crashing my car! Creedence and Steak Tips, I can't pronounce R's. Hayburger, Hayburger, can't catch a break. Hayburger hey, potatos and steak!" |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 28,2007 12:14pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Thankya sirs. I've been meaning to call the Braunswaffle and Hayburger and HeidenHamSammich for a while now. I AM NO LONGER LIL BEN! I SHALL BE RELEASED! Mikey, greatest story ever, even though I only understand like 1/8 of it. See you fuckers soon. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 28,2007 2:52pm - SLUG-O ""] too funny mikey. clearly for people on the inside. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 28,2007 3:05pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] KillerKadoogan said:Thankya sirs. I've been meaning to call the Braunswaffle and Hayburger and HeidenHamSammich for a while now. I AM NO LONGER LIL BEN! I SHALL BE RELEASED! Mikey, greatest story ever, even though I only understand like 1/8 of it. See you fuckers soon. If you are sober enough to remember I will tell you the other 7/8th. You are entitled since you are a member of Noosehorred. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 28,2007 7:16pm - Eric ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:So Hayburger and Bacon Double Braunswaffle were headed down to the bar to fire up the grill and also see some boston brutal hardcore. When they got there they saw how much it was and said FUUUUUUUUUCK DAT. It was probably a trap anyway. They went to another bar instead and Slider started downing PBR out of a frozen boot and getting puppy-droppin' drunk. He quickly reached for his phone and let the phantom out. A few calls were made to the Candian prime minister who was probably wearing a nice Canadian tuxedo because he's a fucking Cannuck. Soon after, Pinky Pinkerton III and Gonzo showed up to get pancaked. The Rhino came out that night and everybody was red-chair fucked up. There were haybabies everywhere and people were racing up the Rocky steps. Finially, Alcoholacausto burst into the room and started singing: "Drinking and fucking and crashing my car! Creedence and Steak Tips, I can't pronounce R's. Hayburger, Hayburger, can't catch a break. Hayburger hey, potatos and steak!" one of the funniest things ive read in a long fucking time. we are fucking nerds.... |
| _________________________________ [Nov 29,2007 9:33am - SLUG-O ""] you better have a hangover today BIG BEN!!! |
| _____________________________________________________ [Nov 29,2007 11:18am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I have a feeling we're going to have a dozen new inside jokes by Wednesday afternoon. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 29,2007 12:19pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Indeed I do have a hangover. Big tittied bartender convinced me to do a "Screaming Nazi". Tequila, Jager, and Tabasco. I think that was the one that put me over the edge. Good times. Gotta warm up my liver for the 4th. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 2,2007 6:46pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] [img] this was after ben destroyed the pinata with a baseball bat, and sat on the bathroom floor shitfaced going through the toys and booze that fell out of it |
| _______________________________ [Dec 2,2007 8:32pm - NIGGER ""] NERDS TRY JENKEM INSTEAD INVENTED IN AFRICA LIKE ALL GOODS THINGS BLACK POWER |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 2,2007 10:36pm - kadooganaut ""] That picture looks like something terribly wrong is about to happen. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 6,2007 11:48am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] But the gun to your head and pull the trigger, rest in peace, you pussy-ass CHICKEN FINGER. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 6,2007 12:36pm - KillerKadoogan ""] haha I remember the chicken finger. here's where I'm lost: -boston brutal hardcore -Slider -Candian prime minister /Canadian tuxedo because he's a fucking Cannuck. -Pinky Pinkerton III and Gonzo -the Rhino came out that night There were more but they were explained the other night, i.e. red chair fucked up, frozen boots, and el Alcoholocausto. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 6,2007 12:58pm - RichHorror ""] Alcoholocausto is pretty much my favorite thing ever. Next to the Hayburger song. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 6,2007 1:35pm - KillerKadoogan ""] El Alcoholocausto was out in full force at the Watchmaker show. I wish he brought a cape. I'm glad he passed on the spandex though. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 6,2007 1:36pm - RichHorror ""] I feel that wouldn't be accepted in certain circles. LIKE THE EARTH. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Dec 6,2007 2:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Mark Richards declared that Alcoholocausto's arch nemesis is Evil Dr. Sobrietro. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Dec 6,2007 2:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] KillerKadoogan said:haha I remember the chicken finger. here's where I'm lost: -boston brutal hardcore -Slider -Candian prime minister /Canadian tuxedo because he's a fucking Cannuck. -Pinky Pinkerton III and Gonzo -the Rhino came out that night There were more but they were explained the other night, i.e. red chair fucked up, frozen boots, and el Alcoholocausto. I'll gladly inform you, but I cannot do it here. They would take me fishin'. And I know you know what that one means. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 6,2007 2:42pm - jimtom ""] KillerKadoogan said: a "Screaming Nazi". Tequila, Jager, and Tabasco. i always thought a screaming nazi was rumpleminze and jagermeister. or maybe it was rumple and goldschlager. either way, it is all german alcohol, def not fucking tequila. here it is: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1814.html |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2007 1:03pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Mikey - I understand completely. Jimtom - My friend said it should have been called a Nazi Taco, which makes more sense, but the bartender kept arguing it, and she had huge tits, so I agreed with her. Good call though. |