ex g/f's suck[views:4923][posts:34]___________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:11pm - Kalopsia ""] just wanted to say that |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:21pm - the_reverend ""] it's usually when they stop sucking that it's time to boot them. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:25pm - zebylong ""] especially when they dump your ass, out of the blue...on your birthday, which happens to be 5 days before xmas. I hope her clit rots off. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:31pm - Kalopsia ""] well this bitch owes me money, and carina or aaron i swear to god if u mention the bronx tale i'll ring your necks :whipper: |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:33pm - the_reverend ""] me thinks carina tells you too much. ans zeb, especially if the girl lives with you. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:34pm - zebylong ""] I was left with an appartment I can't afford, nausea and a severe case of faucet-ass. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:34pm - succubus ""] or he reads your posts on this board:spineyes: well K, if the money is worth the aggravation.... |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:46pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i've had two ex's take money from me... damn bitches!! i hope they die of multiple STD infections... |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:49pm - succubus ""] MyDeadDoll said:i've had two ex's take money from me... damn bitches!! i hope they die of multiple STD infections... damn it..yet something else we have in common |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:53pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] My ex needs to fall asleep in front of a steamroller. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:53pm - MyDeadDoll ""] succubus said: damn it..yet something else we have in common hehehe.. odd how these things happen... but apparently one of the ex's is now a huge whore in germany... her parents were loaded, but she still took money from me.... and i always paid for everything... the other is just a plain loser... he's like 28 and lives with his parents... he's one of those gothic people now that thinks he's a vampire, so i guess that's as bad as dying of an STD... but after decided to take my money, he broke up with me saying that i was selfish... hummm.... |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:53pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] zebylong said:I hope her clit rots off. Best line I've heard all week. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 11:58pm - zebylong ""] why thank you. It came straight from the heart |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:01am - the_reverend ""] all 100 pieces of that little black, broken heart. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:06am - zebylong ""] weird...my ex from 5 years ago just called me...she grew three stomachs over the course of our relationship. I broke up with her cuz I felt like I was screwing her mother. I told her. She cried. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:16am - the_reverend ""] this is you today: [img] and this is you after russian brides.com [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:20am - zebylong ""] mmm...russians. I heard you can beat them and they don't call the cops. A song that sums it all up... http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/ I miss her spam-purse. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:23am - succubus ""] my ex boss actually kept a catalogue in the office but they were not jsut russian..he did it once years ago...i don't remember what happened...and he wanted to do it again... |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:24am - zebylong ""] he did what once, beat a russian bride? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:26am - MyDeadDoll ""] i saw something on the discovery channel about mail order brides once... apparently you have to travel to their country and go to these social parties first before you propose and bring her to the US... |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:26am - the_reverend ""] you only get then for 3 years. and then they get greencards. my old boss is currently doing it. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:28am - succubus ""] zebylong said:he did what once, beat a russian bride? no, he ordered a girl out of a catalogue in the end it didn't work out but she went back home it was full of international girls |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:28am - zebylong ""] well, I can't keep a relationship longer than 3 years, so it sounds like the deal for me. :point: |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:30am - succubus ""] but why "rent" the cow when you can get it for free? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:31am - zebylong ""] nothing is "free" |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:33am - BornSoVile ""] blood and fire |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:34am - succubus ""] true but if you really do this you will have to pay $$$ you know what? in all seriousness, i didn't have the best of luck..and i was single a lot...and when i decided that i truly didn't care and i accepted that i would be alone..i met someone and someone wonderful sorry that she did that to you...but if she was capable of doing that, then she doesn't deserve you |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:40am - zebylong ""] Thank you for your kind words. I'm still fresh road-kill, so of course I'm a little raw. I wouldn't order a bride. Honestly, I don't think I could afford it -not to mention the exotic diseases I'd get from popping her pooper. She's not worth it. russians aren't worth it either. I'll just polish my own knob for a while and gather myself back off the floor. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:45am - zebylong ""] BornSoVile said:blood and fire Now that I think about it...very fitting. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 8,2004 4:22pm - the_reverend ""] so, mega-nerd, now that you are single, you are going to go with me to one concert and then get a new girlfriend? what are the 2 shows we went to inbetween your cow and last gf? I know one of them was that scary anal cunt show at the middle east, but what was the other? |
| _________________________________ [Jan 8,2004 4:24pm - zebylong ""] Hehe, I remember the Anul Cunt show. I also remember the Jap-bands that weren't half bad. I didn't know we went to another one....um... |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 8,2004 4:31pm - the_reverend ""] hm.. then I guess it was anal cunt that we met up in the middle of nowhere in hampstead? |
| _________________________________ [Jan 8,2004 4:34pm - zebylong ""] oh shit, yea. I forgot all about that. We met just outside of Salem, NH...and your directions sucked...I got so lost, I ended up flagging down a cop out of depairity. I think it was just AC. Wasn't a bad time...if you don't count how many times I almost crapped myself whenever Seth would look at me. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 8,2004 4:38pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, he'd look at us and say something about killing art fags. I should have know that that was all just coinsidence and he was WAY to drunk to even be able to see us. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 8,2004 4:40pm - zebylong ""] yea, but I was young and naive. Now I'm old and jaded. Fuck, my damn gSOAP project won't compile. I HATE automagic code. |