THIS SATURDAY 9/15 PARTY AT MY HOUSE[views:10040][posts:34]______________________________ [Sep 12,2007 9:03pm - Eric ""] PBR keg, free food, NOOSEBOMB will play, most likely followed by drunken attempts at ACDC and KISS songs. Im gonna start grilling at like 3 or 4 o'clock, play at like 7 then drink till i fall down. i got a bunch of couches and chairs so there are plenty of places to crash here i got a fire pit and outdoor speakers so it should be a fun time. come get fucking annihilated in beautiful lowell massachusetts schwaggz666@yahoo.com for directions |
| ______________________________ [Sep 14,2007 4:05am - Eric ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 14,2007 8:13am - xanonymousx ""] i could get "annihilated" in beautiful lowell ma everynight of the week if i wanted too. lowell's lame. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 14,2007 8:45am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xanonymousx said:i could get "annihilated" in beautiful lowell ma everynight of the week if i wanted too. lowell's lame. So stay at home and masturbate. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 14,2007 2:44pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] THE WAFFLEHOUSE |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 14,2007 3:28pm - KillerKadoogan ""] I demand the following: A: To see the race up the Rocky steps B: To be brought up to date on allthese inside jokes I've been missing C: SlugPuncher D: A free cup for my broke ass |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 14,2007 3:30pm - the_reverend ""] wait, white people smoke crack now? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 14,2007 3:41pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] KillerKadoogan said:To see the race up the Rocky steps Convince Jeff to face me in a rematch and I'll show all the original video. He got drunk and admitted to me last night that he keeps putting off a rematch because he's nervous that he's going to lose. I challenged that fuck to a flat-out footface and he demanded we race up the rocky steps. When we get there, though, it's made up of little tiny steps perfect for his scrauny chicken legs. I had to skip 4 steps at a time running up them to keep a normal stride and it sucked. REMATCH! |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 15,2007 11:43am - KillerKadoogan ""] haha I'll do my best to persuade Jeff with KISS comic books and booze. That's the best I can do though. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 15,2007 1:13pm - RichHorror ""] White people have always smoked crack, Aaron. Get with the times. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 15,2007 1:46pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Lowell: home of Kerouac, the folk festival, the mills, and pioneers in smoking-crack-out-of-a-lightbulb |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 15,2007 1:49pm - RichHorror ""] And accidentally parking in front of gay clubs. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 15,2007 3:03pm - KillerKadoogan ""] and accidentally gaying in front of parking clubs |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 15,2007 7:14pm - sacreligion ""] your party will pale in comparison to my margaritafest! |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 3:48am - BornSoVile ""] good time tonight, was good to get out of the house and be around friends! |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 11:55am - KillerKadoogan ""] no kidding. I hadn't seen half of you fuckers in months and months. I do believe Eric promised us more shows at his house,too, so we gotta hold him to that. Also, i got 3 out of my 4 demands! KillerKadoogan said:I demand the following: A: To see the race up the Rocky steps B: To be brought up to date on allthese inside jokes I've been missing C: SlugPuncher D: A free cup for my broke ass everything but the race, and that's just because Mikey's too embarassed to be seen being beaten by Jeff. Good times. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 11:58am - RichHorror ""] Squat mattress. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 1:32pm - KillerKadoogan ""] I was glad to have learned of the word Squat Mattress. I also learned what Mikey/MSD considers to be the most fucked up thing he's ever seen, which in itself made the night worth it. Ask him yourself, it's worth it. Rich's shit-cumming story comes in a close second though. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 3:08pm - the_reverend ""] msd told me that story and then I immediately started to DoS him. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 3:27pm - BornSoVile ""] Adam got a OUI last night leaving there. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 3:37pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] KillerKadoogan said:I was glad to have learned of the word Squat Mattress. I also learned what Mikey/MSD considers to be the most fucked up thing he's ever seen, which in itself made the night worth it. Ask him yourself, it's worth it. Rich's shit-cumming story comes in a close second though. I'd like to hear both of these stories. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 6:42pm - KillerKadoogan ""] haha ask them. i couldn't do em justice. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:48am - Eric ""] damn, i never got to hear either mikey or rich's stories. squat mattress????? there will be future shows here. both my roommates, who don't really like metal, brought up the idea of having shows here on a regular basis. they apparently had a pretty good time last night. i must thank all of those who dropped me while i was trying to do a keg stand. my back really appreciates it. that sucks about adam. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:55am - RichHorror ""] Me and Adam agreed that our respective bands should play in Eric's basement on the same night. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:58am - Eric ""] squat mattress??????????? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:00am - RichHorror ""] You were too busy romancing me and Mike to remember what it means. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:03am - Eric ""] me giving love to your respective skulls is far from romancing my friend. you could not resist my charm |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:04am - RichHorror ""] No joke. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:09am - Eric ""] rich, i was actually very dissapointed to find out that you were not involved in the tiki torch javelin throwing escapade. i had such high hopes |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:10am - RichHorror ""] I let down myself hugely. No matter how much I drank, I couldn't get hammered. I think I broke my drunk gland. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:13am - Eric ""] you are still avoiding the subject at hand...........squat mattress???????? i demand answers |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:14am - RichHorror ""] hahaha Squat Mattress is a crust girl. It's the coolest. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:24am - Eric ""] hahahahaha but.......punk girls rule! |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:26am - RichHorror ""] They do. Especially when they walk into fridges and speak in mumble language. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:34am - Dwellingsickness ""] I only know a few punk girls...And they all smell |