Roast Beef Curtains appreciation[views:1781][posts:15]___________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 11:09am - kkkramer ""] :thescream: How does this happen. Women with them are you proud of them. Are you nervous when the guy sees all that extra skin for the first time(or last time) Will you post pictures of your vaginal deformity? Also would like some horror stories of said topic |
| ________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 11:32am - rilly ""] FUCKIN NASTY:moe::gun::FLAMING: |
| ______________________________ [Sep 6,2007 12:46pm - Yeti ""] i know a girl who had to have hers surgically removed. we called a "beef-curtainerectomy" she was a douche so that was said to her on several occasions. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 12:54pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Used to "know" a girl who had to actually hold'em apart, with both hands, or they would get kinda "pulled inside" on the in-stroke, which apparently was pretty painful. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 6,2007 1:27pm - Yeti ""] thats why Houston had hers removed. and put into a paperweight. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 6,2007 1:29pm - Yeti ""] wait, shouldn't this be an "unappreciation"? i certainly don't appreciate beef curtains. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 1:35pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Sep 6,2007 1:43pm - rilly ""] The worst is when the girl is smokin from head to toe and the panties come off:nuke: Giant mud flaps Someone post some pics. I can't afford lunch today and I'd really like to lose my appetite before I chew off my hand |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 4:14pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] When we were playing a show in Baltimore we had time to kill so we went down to the red light district. We were outside the Hustler club and this old whorish bartender was trying to get us inside her club. As incentive, she pulled up her skirt on the middle of the street..... dear lord it looked like a tanned piece of broccoli hanging out of her box. I could see it flapping in the wind. So i had to go make out with her |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 4:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] TheFilthyFrenchman said:it looked like a tanned piece of broccoli hanging out of her box. I could see it flapping in the wind. So i had to go make out with her This wins the thread. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 2:26pm - Fuckit ""] Why not more to suck on?? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 2:29pm - goatcatalyst ""] TheFilthyFrenchman said:it looked like a tanned piece of broccoli hanging out of her box. sweet baby jesus! good thing i did sexuals about forty-five minutes ago because i think that just rendered me impotent for the next month |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 2:34pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] yeah, that was pretty awful. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 2:53pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Ryan has a super-hot girlfriend. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 7,2007 9:39pm - Ryan_M ""] Fuckit said:Why not more to suck on?? Damn skippy! |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 9:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] They're only real if you can twist'em around each other like a twist-tie. |