WIERDEST THING YOU'VE DONE IN YOUR SLEEP?[views:2622][posts:20]______________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 10:05am - RustedAngel ""] last night, i was sleeping on my side, and woke up when i slammed my forehead on the corner of a wall. slicing right above my left eyebrow maybe a halfinch long. i was too tired to care and it didn't feel bad even though it bled into my hand. i probably should have got a stitch, but instead i'm using a little butterfly bandaid to hold the cut together. i'm at work now and kind of feel a minor headache and a little tired. shit. great, another scar on my face related to a bed. fuck. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 10:13am - litacore ""] I once played air guitar in my sleep. My roomates were watching TV back when the living room was my bedroom in the Fenway (roachville!) they saw me lean up in my sleep, strum air guitar for a few seconds and say "Bees and Computers!" then fall back to sleep I must have been pretty tipsy. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 10:59am - retzam ""] I've ejaculated in my sleep. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 11:17am - succubus ""] retzam said:I've ejaculated in my sleep. i've had orgasmic dreams too and they wake me up...and my hands are always next next to me..pretty cool but Tom..ooouuuccchhhhh =( that sucks |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 11:26am - Lynneaus ""] hmmm apparently i talk in my sleep.... once my ex told me in the morning that in the middle of the night i was talking but he couldnt make it out... so he kinda nudged me and said something and i told him to "sit down and be quiet please... im trying to teach here" and apparently i talked for another five minutes... teaching the lesson i was currently doing... hahahah in my old appartment... i think it was haunted.... i used to wake up with massive bruises in weird places.... my upper arm.... my thigh... my stomach... etc..... and by huge i mean like 3 inches by 3 inches or bigger... and my ex never saw me do anything in my sleep to cause them (he usually didnt go to bed till i woke up for work) it was fuuuuuuucked. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 11:29am - succubus ""] aaron just told me he ate an eel but he's still sleeping and he will not remember "Waking up" and telling me..lol i used to talk in my sleep too when i was younger...a lot of mumbling thank goodness...apparently one time i had my mom, dad and brother trying to make out what i was saying bastards! lol that was sooo long ago! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 11:46am - 5 Minutes Hate ""] Talking in your sleep is funny, it's like when you dream your thoughts are going so fast compared to when you're awake, it's like you're talking so fast all you hear is mumbling. Now walking in your sleep, that's funny shit. I've only done it once and it was when I was a kid, I almost made it down those stairs! Well, more like halfway and then I kind of collapsed and just slid down the rest of them. It didn't even wake me up either. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 11:50am - the_reverend ""] I remeber saying that. it was gross. damn golem eating that catfish! I would tell you want carina did in her sleep, but she's kill me. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 11:57am - succubus ""] i did something in my sleep??? no? last night? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 12:08pm - Wee...Bink! ""] one time my friends miles was sleeping behind my couch for some reason, he talks in his sleep so i asked him "if my brother were to come downstairs right now would you fuck him" he said "no, thats fuckin gross" and then i asked him again "if my brother were to come downstairs right now would you fuck him" then he yelled "NO!" so i asked him again "if my brother were to come downstairs right now would you fuck him" then he says "NO.... well, maybe. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 12:08pm - the_reverend ""] carina: I was talking a few months ago. In my sleep I: get water, move to different rooms to sleep if I'm too hot, talk, turn off my alarm, etc. one time I woke up on a kids futon in college with the kid saying "what are you doing?" I guess I sleepwalked into his room (which was really had to get into), slide along 3 walls and laid down on his futon. luckily, he wasn't sleeping there. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 12:13pm - RustedAngel ""] another wierd story when i was younger i slept over my grandmothers house. i sleepwalked over to her refridgerator, opened it up, whipped out my wang and started peeing on everything. by this time i woke up and my grandmother ran in and pulled me away from the fridge. hahahah awesome experience. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 12:14pm - tackleboxx ""] I pissed in the fridge at my girlfriend at the time's house. When she asked what I was doing I told her I was "peeing in the bathroom". The next morning she showed me the huge puddle in front of the fridge and all over the chinese food and I laughed for a good hour straight. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 12:25pm - succubus ""] hahahaa these are some funny stories.. ok i will tell you my most embaressing one... what aaron is referring to when he said "A few months"...he meant more like a year ago...because that's the only time i farted in front of him.. ok what can i say...i am not a farter myself...so i don't usually fart and in all the time aaron and i have been together..i think he can vouch for that...i never have...now also, i usually fall asleep before him and wake up before him... anyhow, this one time i fell asleep and he was next to me and apparently he said i farted....and he said it sounded like i had been holding it in a longgg time because apparently it was really long...well what can i say...i was sleeping....and after it was over he said he was shocked because it didn't smell ....that's what he told me i did...of course after it supposedly happened he woke me up to tell me and i won't tell you the gross things he tried to do.. i dunno if i really did though..since that's the only time it ever happened...yeesh 1 "supposed" fart and they never let you forget it...ironic since he farts a lot |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 12:29pm - the_reverend ""] it was like one onethousand.. two onethousand... three onethousand... four onethousand... five onethousand... six onethousand I woke up at a friends house sitting at his kitchen table, pissing on the floor. the people sleeping on the mattress beside me woke me up. I hope they got splattered. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 5:59pm - retzam ""] RustedAngel said:another wierd story when i was younger i slept over my grandmothers house. i sleepwalked over to her refridgerator, opened it up, whipped out my wang and started peeing on everything. by this time i woke up and my grandmother ran in and pulled me away from the fridge. hahahah awesome experience. Are you serious??? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 24,2003 10:46pm - i_am_not_me ""] I've apparently played Jimi Hendrix on the guitar in my sleep. And my little brother once tried to microwave a pillow while sleepwalking. He was talking in an odd language that seemed like a combination of Greek, Finnish, and Japanese. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 10:48am - Joe/NotCommon ""] sometimes, when I go to bed under my sheet and blanket, both of which are tucked in, like the bed had been made before going to sleep, when I wake up the sheet is gone, flung across my room somewhere, but the blanket is still there, stucked in and everything. this has happened many a times, and I have no idea how. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 30,2003 3:53pm - Dunwich ""] I've changed my clothes in my sleep and woke up in the shower in the middle of the night (seperate incidents...I think). I used to sleepwalk quite a bit when I was younger. I laugh and talk in my sleep all of the time which I'm sure is pretty common. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 12:15am - MyDeadDoll ""] my niece talks in her sleep... like some strange ass language... i apparenly say "mommy" occasionally in my sleep. i'm also a violent sleeper... i give black eyes and all... |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2003 10:14am - the_reverend ""] if you sleep alone do you give blackeyes to yourself? |