HYPOTHESIS: Rilly is actually THE REAL JOE CHRISTIANNI.[views:1970][posts:18]_________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 11:39am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Discuss. |
| _________________________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 11:40am - The REAL REAL Joe Christianni ""] LIES |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 11:40am - FuckIsMySignature ""] and RDB. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 11:43am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Fact: Rilly shops at Pier One. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 11:44am - Radical Dirt Biker ""] razer airs sicness etc. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 11:44am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Fact: Rilly drinks flavored water. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 11:49am - FuckIsMySignature ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Fact: Rilly drinks semen flavored water. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 11:50am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Fact: JeffHorror and Rilly showered together no fewer than 13 times even though they were on opposing JV teams. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 12:17pm - largefreakatzero ""] Impossible. I am the real Joe Christianni. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 12:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Fact: Rilly has a bigger and better unicorn collection than you do. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 15,2007 12:37pm - Yeti ""] if he furiously masturbates while listening to Sacreligion, then yes, you are correct. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 12:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Fact: Rilly once vowed to fight the ENTIRE crowd at Suffocation. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 12:55pm - thegreatspaldino ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Fact: Rilly once vowed to fight the ENTIRE crowd at Suffocation. hahaha. i dont think i would fight anyone at a suffocation show. the music is way too heavy and that would pump everyone up to a ridiculous level of br00tal. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 1:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Fact: Rilly was the first person to have a Nightmare Before Christmas Backpack, Teeshirt, AND sweatband. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 1:25pm - babyshaker nli ""] FACT-xmikex is the only one able to actually make funny joe christianni threads |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 1:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Obviously - I'm just hammering the F5 button on the Joe Christianni quote generator and replacing "Joe Christianni" with "Rilly." It's so easy, even a caveman could do it! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 1:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I was hoping that the mere mention of the name Joe Christianni would cause xmikex to appear and bless us with lulz, but he has forsaken us in our hour of need. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:12pm - yummynli ""] I almost forgot that name. |
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