Fat Guy Wanted (LOL!)[views:2285][posts:8]__________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 6:38pm - Samantha ""] This myspace bulletin is hilarious: From: massmetal Date: Jul 20, 2007 6:24 PM Subject: NEEDED....FAT GUY!, not kidding! Body: No joke, the bigger the better...Someone willing to go on stage with either a bikini or speedo....If interested send me a message....NEEDED by wed...Thank you. chuck@MassMetalMagazine |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 6:39pm - thegreatspaldino ""] im more "huge" than fat... and i wouldnt go on stage in a speedo because everyone would be in a sexually excited uproar |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 7:52pm - RichHorror ""] I bet this won't be degrading for the fat dude in question at all. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 8:06pm - the_reverend ""] I was hoping to read "the part I was born to play, baby!" |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 21,2007 11:55am - ctb0rderpatrol ""] RichHorror said:I bet this won't be degrading for the fat dude in question at all. i think we have a candidate |
| __________________________________ [Jul 21,2007 2:11pm - Niccolai ""] I'm completely wiling to do this. I don't know if I'm fat enough though.. I'll send them a message. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 23,2007 10:40am - Yeti ""] they should recruit the bassist for Carpathian Forest. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 23,2007 10:53am - xmikex ""] are they booking a No Redeeming Social Value show? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 23,2007 1:22pm - metal_church101 ""] Fat? Can he just have a beer gut, or does he need to be of the type where it takes more than one attempt to get through the door into a room? :krusty: |