HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMERMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE.[views:8183][posts:36]___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 9:41am - GEORGE ZIMMERMAN ""] [img] HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMERMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT. SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM. MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 9:46am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Jiggly-chested Japanese Jailbait is an oxymoron. also.. excellent alliteration. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 9:48am - timjohn ""] ............................. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 9:50am - GEORGE ZIMMERMAN ""] [img] HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE - HEY PENCILDICK, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU MADE A WOMAN SING WHILE YOU THRUST YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A WARRIOR'S GREATSWORD INTO HER GAPING MAW? I RECALL ONE OF THOSE TIMES I CAME ACROSS ONE OF YOUR LAME EXCUSES OF A LOVE AFFAIR, ONLY TO DRAG HER TO A MOTEL SIX AND GIVE HER A RIDE ON MY INTENSELY MEATY MUSHROOM. SHE WAS SO ESTATIC, SHE STARTED SINGING, 'OH HOLY NIGHT," ONLY SHE NEVER GOT TO HOLY. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 9:55am - timjohn ""] you're a douchebag. i guarantee it. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 10:56am - SkinSandwich ""] HAHA!! Troll, but funny. RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD, heh. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 11:34am - GEORGE ZIMMERMAN ""] [img] HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. CECIL, YOUR TECHNIQUES SUCKS WORSE THAN MONICA LEWINSKY HOPPED UP ON BILL CLINTON'S COCK ON A BAD DAY. I WOULD ADMIT THAT I PLUNGED MY IMMENSE PEVLIC REDWOOD INTO THOSE HOT, DRIPPING ORIFICES ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. SORT OF LIKE THE NIGHT I HAD WITH YOUR MOTHER ON A MIDSUMMER'S EVE. SHE WAS ASTOUNDED WHEN I WHIPPED OUT MY LUMBERING MAN-MEAT AND MADE MY WAY WITH HER WHILE I RECITED TO HER PORTIONS OF DANTE'S INFERNO IN LATIN. SHE SCREAMED SO LOUD, IT CAUSED THE NEIGHBORS TO ORGASM. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 1:34pm - GEORGE ZIMMERMAN ""] [img] HI.. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. AND I WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A PING-PONG TABLE AND FORCE YOU TO READ HARPER'S BIZAAR WHILE I VIOLATE A SERIES OF YOUR ORAFICES. I'LL COUNT EACH PLUNGE OF MY INVADER IN GREEK. YOU'LL COME SO HARD YOUR NOSE RING WILL MAGNETIZE. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 1:38pm - GEORGE ZIMMER ""] [img] HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR MOTHER'S CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON HER FACE. I'LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON HER LIPS SO THEY DON'T CHAP. SHE'LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 1:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] George Zimmer is the anti-christ who knew? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 1:44pm - RichHorror ""] I've always had my suspicions. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 2:25pm - Bernie Rotman ""] FAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTASTIC PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 2:25pm - Bernie Rotman ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 2:32pm - GEORGE ZIMMER ""] [img] HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. BERNIE, I WILL PLUNGE MY PULCHRITUDINOUS PENILE POD IN YOUR GAPING GARGLE GAP. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, MY TESTICULAR TUGBOAT WILL BE SLAPPING YOU ACROSS BUILDING #19. YOU'LL BLACK OUT AS MY MAMMOTH MONUMENT OF MANMEAT BLOCKS OUT THE SUN, ENDING ALL LIFE ON EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 2:34pm - Niccolai ""] Ernie Boch Jr would annihilate George Zimmerman. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 2:38pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Niccolai said:Ernie Boch Jr would annihilate George Zimmerman. They could totally have a duel on Rt. 1 in Nahwood. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 2:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Come on Dooooooooown ...TO YOUR DEATH. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 2:42pm - GEORGE ZIMMER ""] [img] HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATEHED MY MUNGO MAN SPIUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER - YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR MOM WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD, SHE FLEW, SPINNING ONTO THE BENT OVER - AWAITING MY ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF MY MAN MEAT BEFORE SHE FAINTED, I FINISHED AND USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS A TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 13,2007 5:20pm - OCR ""] hey george eat a dick |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 5:23pm - Attorney Jim Sokolove ""] [img] HI, I'M Attorney James G. Sokolove, Principal of the Law Offices of James Sokolove... H |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 5:24pm - Attorney Jim Sokolove ""] ... HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN A GEORGE ZIMMER RELATED OFFENSE? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 5:24pm - Henricke ""] <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/muy-THh1CGk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/muy-THh1CGk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 5:26pm - Henricke ""] http://youtube.com/watch?v=muy-THh1CGk |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 7:32pm - Herb Chambers ""] [img] Throbbing man caves? Filippino Shim sissies? Nunslaughter '7 vinal first prints? AT HERB CHAMBERS....WE'VE GOT IT! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 8:16pm - ZenErik ""] This thread owns. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 8:20pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I need to know who this guy is. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2007 10:16pm - Lamp ""] Attorney Jim Sokolove said:[img] HI, I'M Attorney James G. Sokolove, Principal of the Law Offices of James Sokolove... H Hahahahahaha! |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2007 10:19pm - Lamp ""] Damnit, Jim Sokolove commercials aren't on Youtube or Google vids. I want to record a clip of him saying "I'm Jim Sokolove. I fix problems." |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 14,2007 7:36pm - Attorney Jim Solokov ""] I'll get you what's rightfully yours... AND THATS THAT! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2007 8:48pm - Samantha ""] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDKfinP-2gw |
| _____________________________ [Jul 15,2007 2:08am - OCR ""] james sokolove is a dirty jew |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 15,2007 3:21am - MassOfTwoSlits NLI ""] My momz went to the prom with Jim Sokolov. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 15,2007 12:13pm - Dankill ""] For real? Did he get some in the back of a shitty car? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 15,2007 10:09pm - MassOfTwoSlits NLI ""] I don't know about that... My mom didn't talk to me much in depth about anything. She was a woman of great mystery. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 16,2007 12:35am - DestroyYouAlot ""] MassOfTwoSlits NLI said:I don't know about that... My mom didn't talk to me much in depth about anything. She was a woman of great mystery. Troo dat, she wouldn't tell me what the FUCK those sores were all about. |
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