Goregon Massacre Fest, the positives and the negatives.[views:3126][posts:5]_____________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 12:52am - RichHorror ""] + The Shell station three minutes from our motel room selling High Life and PBR 24 hours a day. - Being told all the Econo Lodge had was a 'smoking room' when in reality it would've been more accurate to call it a 'room filled with dead hookers' armpits'. + Seeing Engorged come out to a sample about Cobra-La complete with Sean dressed as Cobra Commander. - Seeing Ex Dementia. Period. + FINALLY seeing FKU, complete with Freddy Krueger sweaters. - Seeing retarded hillbilly faggots dance to Dekapitator like they were a Pantera cover band. - Dekapitator in reality being more or less a Manowar tribute band. - Manowar sucks and you are gay. + Tyler losing his wallet and all identification and being told in order to be allowed to take the flight back home he'd have to undergo a full body cavity search. - The realization that this was not the case, and Tyler only going through a minor security detail. + Clogging the toilet. - The toilet staying clogged for four days causing me to think I was smelling babies for days on end. + Throwing a full bag of Funyuns, a beer bottle and a cooler at Graffeo's head. + Viciously whipping Graffeo in the face with a belt, causing welts to form. + Graffeo getting mono. - Eddie not getting mono. + Finally unclogging the shit-filled toilet. - Locking the bathroom door immediately afterwards, when I had to drop a huge duece. + Tyler doing gay shit with Eddie. - Tyler attempting similar gay shit with me. + Throwing our empties into the dresser, along with a pizza box and a bible. - Realizing at midnight that our flight at home is in three hours, after a night of binge drinking. - Oregon sucks. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 2:37am - demondave ""] Please tell us that you immediately clogged it again..... |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 3:02am - iren_the_viking ""] haha after reading this, i really enjoyed this trip. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 9:28am - demondave ""] I would have loved to go to that. How were Ghoul and Nunslaughter? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 11:18am - RichHorror ""] demondave said:Please tell us that you immediately clogged it again..... No, but it did smell terrible the rest of the time we were there, if that's any consolation. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 1:06pm - RichHorror ""] 'I oughtta fuck him up!' 'Hey, tickets! Right on!' 'NO FOREIGN CRAP.' |