Bad metalcore band names[views:3467][posts:30]__________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 6:02am - Samantha ""] Why do metalcore band names have to be so long? It's like you're not cool enough unless the name of your band is an entire sentence. Make up your own stupid/terrible metalcore band names and post it. It will be hilarious. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 8:51am - i_am_lazy ""] I Don't Know the Purpose of This Thread |
| ______________________________ [Jun 19,2007 8:51am - Lamp ""] All of them |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 8:56am - i_am_lazy ""] They're All Bad, You Know |
| _________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 9:00am - cmtaib ""] i know we aren't metalcore or bad, but if we were cut my throat as i bled is up there with horrible names (at least thats what all the scene kids say in their threatening messages to us) |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 9:01am - captain fishfuck ""] A shitty name? hmmmmm...........children of bodom, man of war, the list goes on and on |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 9:04am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Darkening on my Hearts Final Wish (sic, missing apostrophe intentional) Beyond all Hope for Lost Honor Tearing Down Girlfriend's AFI Posters As I Cry did I do it rite? |
| ________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 9:12am - xmikex ""] You're Off My Top 8... The Band TeeHee and the LOLs The Devil Wears Corny Ass Shit They Stole From Their Sister's Closet It Dies Today |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 10:17am - metal_church101 ""] I think it has to have the words "Dying", "Blood", and "Ashes" or "Buried" in it. Ex: Death from Dieing by Blood of Ashes that are Buried. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 10:23am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I think "This is You" pretty much sums it up. (Practice your Google-fu if you haven't seen it; highly worthwhile.) death before dying on a twisted river that's bleeding from seasons when dying days burn in the slumber of watered-down okra shell burn leaf all-american doorknobs xxkillyouxxxxon evening dawn dashers when a river runs through it xskullgobletx autumn falls of a godless winter death that is burning with a hornless unicorn |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 10:24am - FuckIsMySignature ""] metal_church101 said:I think it has to have the words "Dying", "Blood", and "Ashes" or "Buried" in it. Ex: Death from Dieing by Blood of Ashes that are Buried. usually also has the following: As, If, From, Before, After, Beyond etc etc. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 19,2007 10:34am - Yeti ""] My Breath On Glass is one of the worst names i've ever heard. how about: My Beating Heart Beneath the Floorboards This Agonizing Betrayal I Farted and It Came Out Tear Stains On My Pillow Crying Myself To Sleep |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 12:56pm - anonymous ""] ALL OF THEM SUCK!! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 2:07pm - MadOakDevin ""] i can't wait for the ignorant responses to this post from this one: slayer. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 4:24pm - Josh_Martin ""] Isn't it good that they have gay band names? If you bought a record by a band called "Rotting Entrails" and it was metalcore wouldn't you be pissed off? The gay names are like warning signs for straight people to stay the fuck away. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 5:16pm - brad weymouth ""] deep knee bends in the pickle patch medium iced regular as my sunburn peels ...dot dot dot... emotional prisms who ate the last Rice Crispy Treat? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 6:01pm - RichHorror ""] I thought metalcore bands had three word names. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 19,2007 6:03pm - metal_church101 ""] Is that a written or un-written rule or code? |
| ______________________________ [Jun 19,2007 6:45pm - Lamp ""] DestroyYouAlot said:I think "This is You" pretty much sums it up. (Practice your Google-fu if you haven't seen it; highly worthwhile.) death before dying on a twisted river that's bleeding from seasons when dying days burn in the slumber of watered-down okra shell burn leaf all-american doorknobs xxkillyouxxxxon evening dawn dashers when a river runs through it xskullgobletx autumn falls of a godless winter death that is burning with a hornless unicorn This video is the greatest thing since sliced bread. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 20,2007 5:59am - Samantha ""] RichHorror said:I thought metalcore bands had three word names. They have "evolved". :ralphie: |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 20,2007 7:30am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Samantha said:RichHorror said:I thought metalcore bands had three word names. They have "evolved". :ralphie: Like Pokemon? "Undying Putrescence Before the Fall of Summer's Autumn Ashes, I choose you!" |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 20,2007 7:56am - fishcakes ""] PANTERA |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2007 8:54am - xanonymousx ""] FuckIsMySignature said:metal_church101 said:I think it has to have the words "Dying", "Blood", and "Ashes" or "Buried" in it. Ex: Death from Dieing by Blood of Ashes that are Buried. usually also has the following: As, If, From, Before, After, Beyond etc etc. As Long As We're Living, We're All Dying that was a band right? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2007 8:58am - xanonymousx ""] DestroyYouAlot said:I think "This is You" pretty much sums it up. (Practice your Google-fu if you haven't seen it; highly worthwhile.) death before dying on a twisted river that's bleeding from seasons when dying days burn in the slumber of watered-down okra shell burn leaf all-american doorknobs xxkillyouxxxxon evening dawn dashers when a river runs through it xskullgobletx autumn falls of a godless winter death that is burning with a hornless unicorn d00d they really bring the m0$h, and plus this girls gonna be there who i want to kiss she wears really cool cloths. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 20,2007 9:09am - timmy porphyria ""] Josh_Martin said:Isn't it good that they have gay band names? If you bought a record by a band called "Rotting Entrails" and it was metalcore wouldn't you be pissed off? The gay names are like warning signs for straight people to stay the fuck away. ha ha. So true. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 20,2007 9:26am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] xanonymousx said:As Long As We're Living, We're All Dying that was a band right? as long as we're all living, we're all dying was an awesome band though, and far from metalcore. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 20,2007 5:14pm - anonymous ""] Every day I hear a new one and they just get worse and stupid. They are starting to sound like stupid movie names. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2007 5:16pm - MadOakDevin ""] xanonymousx said: As Long As We're Living, We're All Dying that was a band right? chump |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2007 5:23pm - Mike_Giallo ""] It Will End In Pure Horror |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 20,2007 5:23pm - RichHorror ""] I was waiting for that. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2007 5:25pm - Mike_Giallo ""] I are winz. |