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can you spare a square?

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[Apr 16,2007 3:59pm - the_reverend ""]
jc.. I sit down in the bathroom and then as I'm getting the browns to the super bowl, I notice there is no TP. how can I celebrate the victory without TP?

luckily, I was able to reach over and pull some dangling paper from the stall next to me. this was almost a messy ending to a messy day.
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[Apr 16,2007 4:05pm - dreadkill ""]
at least you didn't shit your pants right before sexy time
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[Apr 16,2007 4:24pm - pam ""]
dreadkill said:at least you didn't shit your pants right before sexy time


Such a great story.
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[Apr 16,2007 4:41pm - Agrippa ""]
I got into a heated debate with the guy in the stall next to me because he wouldnt hand me some fucking toilet paper which ended when I threated to jump over there with my pants down and grab it myself.
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[Apr 16,2007 4:42pm - Agrippa ""]
threatened. i seen to be having trouble being able to spell today.
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[Apr 16,2007 4:42pm - Agrippa ""]
SEEM!!! FUCK!
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[Apr 16,2007 4:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
there is indeed an edit feature.
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[Apr 16,2007 5:12pm - sloppy ""]
at least you didn't have to resort to ripping the tp tube into little chunks to shovel the shit out of your ass because there was no tp left. i had to do that at my friend's house once. fucking ow.
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[Apr 16,2007 5:23pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""]
thats just god punishing you for being a sitter
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[Apr 16,2007 5:25pm - the_reverend ""]
oh man, not that mumbo jumbo about stand shitting again
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[Apr 16,2007 5:26pm - sloppy ""]
stand shitting is hard to do. i've tried to drop a doogie while standing in the shower, i just can't do it.
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[Apr 16,2007 5:36pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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[Apr 16,2007 5:40pm - dreadkill ""]
LULZ


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