A sexual fantasy starring Rich Horror, Kevord and Robin from Defcon 4.
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[Feb 8,2007 5:47pm - RichHorror ""]
----: I had a dream about you last night and robin and ord and your roomie and candy.
----: no dwarves though.
Cowmaximus (5:37:40 PM): Candy, as in the delicious snack?
----: yes.
----: so I had sex with Robin, but it wasn't real sex, I put my finger in his bum and you came in and told me I had to leave.
Cowmaximus (5:38:23 PM): haha
Cowmaximus (5:38:27 PM): I knew you wanted him.
Cowmaximus (5:38:35 PM): It's his boyish charm
----: no it gets worse.
----: I watched you make out with him and I got mad.
----: so I walked in on your roomie and Ord getting it on.
----: but your roomie had bigger boobs
----: so I interrupted them and told them you and robin were making out
----: and she was outraged
----: so she left the house completely.
Cowmaximus (5:39:41 PM): haha
----: I then proceeded to put my finger in ords ass
----: and you and robin came in
----: (this ass thing, I have no idea where it came from?)
----: and then I was making out with you and your roomie came back with candy.
Cowmaximus (5:40:33 PM): And then it was over?
----: Then I left to eat candy and you doods got it on with your roomie.
----: and Robin was mad I ate the Kit Kat.
----: then I woke up and I felt sad for Robin not having a kit kat.
Cowmaximus (5:41:26 PM): And now I do too.
[Feb 8,2007 5:52pm - Kevord ""]
I'm just glad I was only getting it on with chicks in her dream.
[Feb 8,2007 5:53pm - RichHorror ""]
I always knew me and Robin were meant to be together.
[Feb 8,2007 5:53pm - anonymous ""]
Cowmaximus: I had a dream too.
best girl ever: did it involve Unicorns?
Cowmaximus: No.
Cowmaximus: Worse.
best girl ever: Anna Nicole Smith?
best girl ever: RIP
Cowmaximus: Me and *** were a couple. The dream was like, couple life.
Cowmaximus: And I hate you and blame you 100%
best girl ever: THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE
best girl ever: our lives with be perfect.
best girl ever: wait, can I still get an orgy or is that out?
Cowmaximus: That was never in.
Cowmaximus: Ass poker.
best girl ever:
best girl ever: you ruin everything fun in my life.
Cowmaximus: You are a dirty girl.
best girl ever: you and *** can join in?
Cowmaximus: Go to church.
best girl ever: I have jesus in my heart.
best girl ever: so I'm taking this as a no?
best girl ever: hey don't forget you made out with ROBIN in my dream. Pervert.
[Feb 8,2007 5:54pm - RichHorror ""]
Cowmaximus (5:46:09 PM): YOURS
Cowmaximus (5:46:11 PM): NOT MINE
Cowmaximus (5:46:16 PM): YOUR FANTASY NOT MINE
[Feb 8,2007 5:55pm - anonymous ""]
I closed the window when you said the part about how you wanted Ord to touch you in your happy place. <3 BRING KIT KATS
[Feb 8,2007 5:56pm - RichHorror ""]
That's common knowledge.
[Feb 8,2007 5:59pm - Kevord ""]
Rich and I may be going steady but I'm not that kind of guy.
[Feb 8,2007 6:00pm - RichHorror ""]
hahaha you totally are.
[Feb 8,2007 6:01pm - anonymous ""]
I don't appreciate being the only one who didn't get laid in this dream.
[Feb 8,2007 6:01pm - Kevord ""]
I'm a bad liar.
[Feb 8,2007 6:01pm - RichHorror ""]
Kevin's mustache tickles when we kiss.
[Feb 8,2007 6:04pm - anonymous ""]
ps. Rich had one testicle in this dream and a full head of hair.
[Feb 8,2007 6:05pm - RichHorror ""]
I would prefer that reality.
[Feb 8,2007 6:08pm - Kevord ""]
I lacked body hair in her dream. I prefer her reality as well.
[Feb 8,2007 6:10pm - anonymous ""]
ps, go check your girlfriends page
PAYBACK NIGGA![Feb 8,2007 6:11pm - Kevord ""]
I lack a girlfriend and negro skin. :(
[Feb 8,2007 6:20pm - anonymous ""]
sorry, that's for Goodwin.
[Feb 8,2007 6:21pm - anonymous ""]
then come over with Kit Kats and some saran wrap, lets git it done.
[Feb 8,2007 6:24pm - Kevord ""]
anonymous said:sorry, that's for Goodwin.
We only use stage names here. Don't ruin the internet fantasy.
[Feb 8,2007 6:27pm - anonymous ""]
I can't conform to your Forum rules and what not. Now go shave your front and take n00dz.
[Feb 8,2007 6:28pm - Kevord ""]
You're too excited to see my shaved scrotum Michelle. One cock picture on the way.
[Feb 8,2007 6:31pm - RichHorror ""]
This is very romantic.
[Feb 8,2007 6:33pm - Kevord ""]
I know how to sweet talk the bitches.
[Feb 8,2007 6:38pm - anonymous ""]
Thank you Kevin Ord.
[Feb 8,2007 6:39pm - anonymous ""]
RichHorror said:This is very romantic.
Not as romantic as the makeout session you had last night with Robinator! Zing!
[Feb 8,2007 6:42pm - RichHorror ""]
He's all man.
[Feb 8,2007 6:45pm - Kevord ""]
anonymous said:Thank you Kevin Ord.
You're welcome sugar tits.
[Feb 8,2007 7:27pm - anonymous ""]
RichHorror said:He's all man.
:point: see this finger?
[Mar 14,2013 1:40pm - Delicious Weenies ""]
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[Mar 14,2013 2:28pm - Motley Fagget ""]
could I get in on this? I could really use three dicks in my face at once, it's been almost an hour since the last time that happened and I'm fiending for semen.
[Mar 14,2013 3:04pm - MotleyGrue ""]
Motley%20Fagget said:could I get in on this? I could really use three dicks in my face at once, it's been almost an hour since the last time that happened and I'm fiending for semen.
^ Fagget Troll is Fagget ^ seems legit.
[Mar 14,2013 3:14pm - SRS BSNESS ""]
thread bumper is butthurt, but doesn't know who to be butthurt about.
[Mar 14,2013 4:04pm - all hail ""]
King thunderstool
[Mar 14,2013 4:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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