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[QUOTE="Murph%20nli:564222"]anonymous said:[QUOTE]Murph nli said:[QUOTE]My current girlfriend and I had been in a terrible car accident in late 2005 which almost killed us both. We were bumpin' uglies about 2 months later (I'll say now, she's only about 5'0" because itll make the anatomical basis of this plausible) and I turned in the bed to change position and I guess caught her with my leg. She flew off the bed and landed on the floor, on her neck, and then slammed into the wall. In the dark it looked like I threw a Wrestling Buddy. Luckily, she was relatively unharmed and we continued the coitus, but I am still waiting for strike three. Car accident, sex, the next blooper will be priceless. Which would pretty much ruin everything because she's amazing and fantastically attractive. NOW FEED ME A SAD HANDJOB TALE, FULL OF WOE AND SQUANDERED POTENTIAL![/QUOTE] psssshttt. the car accident story is way better IN FULL. [/QUOTE] David. You be nice now! That's the type of shit that can get a man killed. Or worse.[/QUOTE]
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