I just caught my 15 year old sister...[views:5562][posts:33]________________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 2:35pm - KillerKadoogan ""] listening to Blind Guardian. I guess it's a step up from Fallout Boy... |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 2:35pm - RichHorror ""] This thread failed to deliver. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 2:35pm - SteveOTB ""] It's a step in a more tolerable direction. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 2:36pm - brian_dc ""] RichHorror said:This thread failed to deliver. hahahahahahaha |
| __________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 2:36pm - SteveOTB ""] RichHorror said:This thread failed to deliver. Agreed I was looking forward to seeing "masterbating with the ibod". |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 2:37pm - RichHorror ""] I demand a recount. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 15,2007 4:13pm - Mess ""] fucking brilliant hahha |
| _______________________________ [Jan 15,2007 4:21pm - Troll ""] Man, this thread is a gyp! I got the KY out fer nothin'! *sigh* |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 4:24pm - RichHorror ""] It's official, Ben Farley is a cocktease. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 4:27pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] RichHorror said:It's official, Ben Farley is a cocktease. I coulda told you that, with his uploading "new" exploding christ tracks, but we'll never be able to see them live again. Curses. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 4:29pm - RichHorror ""] That band sucked anyways. I'm glad they're dead. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 4:47pm - W3 nli ""] RichHorror said:This thread failed to deliver. :whipper: where is the n00dz |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 4:49pm - RichHorror ""] I demand Ben make love to his sister. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 6:16pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Again. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 15,2007 6:48pm - yummy ""] I gotta admit, I was expecting this to go in a completely different direction too |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 7:26pm - KillerKadoogan ""] haha that was the point. I love the fact that in 4 hours this thread got more looks than any of the threads I've made for my tunes have had in a week. P.S. John Dwyer is still a fat, balding old man who thinks his massive cd collection and honorary NYDM membership card can get him some internet pussy. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 7:33pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Totally. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 7:34pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I love being old, bald and fat. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 7:40pm - KillerKadoogan ""] It's ok, Dwyer. I understand it's a lifestyle choice, just like being gay or being into fucking dead animals. I'm not judging you, just stating the facts. While we're at it, check this out. I think it'll help in your quest for e-poon: http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4401 |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 7:49pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] That's for skinny queers like you. Believe me, I don't need that. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 9:06pm - succubus ""] mine is 16 and has come to metal shows with me and lately with aaron where they both got shots haha |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 10:09pm - thegreatspaldino ""] you have a little sister... is she hot?! like OMG?!~ |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 15,2007 11:21pm - Dwellingsickness ""] Words to live by,from that article.... “If you kill the pig first you don't have to lure it into the oven.” |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:27am - nickyhelliot ""] My 11 year old sister's 2 favorite bands are Glass Casket and Animosity. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:58am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] My 13 year old sister is in love with Bow Wow. I want to extinguish her on a daily basis for it. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 1:05am - Dwellingsickness ""] My niece 14, and nephew 10, listen to Eminem |
| ______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 8:49am - Lamp ""] My 16 year old sister listens to shitty alternative rock and I also believe some pretentious indie fags. She hates everything I listen to in my car. Bummer. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:39am - KillerKadoogan ""] Here's my imaginary breakdown of who's looking at this thread: 48% Dwyer checking to see if I've responded to one of his oh-so-witty comebacks 22% Dwyer checking to see if anyone spelled the word "sister" wrong so he can go into spell-check mode. 30% The rest of you fucking pervs hoping to read a Penthouse Forums style account of me walking in on my little sister. HA! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:43am - KillerKadoogan ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:That's for skinny queers like you. Believe me, I don't need that. *AHEM* "To the Internet White Knight nothing is more enticing than the thought of a distressed female. If they remove the cause of the distress, they reason, they can then engage in sexual intercourse with the female in question. It doesn't matter if one party is in New York and the other is in California: The Internet White Knight firmly believes he could trip, fall 3,000 horizontal miles, and land dick-first in a pile of chubby Internet pussy. " Also, if I were ONE O' THEM THAR GOD DAMN QUEERS I don't think I'd be surfing the interweb for pussy. I'll let you have your spelling corrections. I'm gonna start correcting your logic. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:43am - xmikex ""] 1% xmikex in monday morning mode trying to think of something smartass to say, and failing. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:51am - KillerKadoogan ""] seriously, though...400+ views? [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:02pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] my 11 year old son can't stop listening to Amon Amarth lately. I got him the 3 disc DVD of of them and that is all he watches. He also listens to all kinds of death metal, grind, gore. Good kid! I am glad my son does not listen to all the faggy shit his friends do. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:11pm - Dissector ""] RichHorror said:This thread failed to deliver. I agree, I had my erection ready and everything. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |