JESUS[views:23166][posts:61]________________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 6:17pm - BlackMetalLady ""] You now I was thinking about Jesus today. Thinking about what he would do in my situation. He probably wouldn't be on this board; but then again, Jesus loves a sinner. So, maybe he would be here? But, that's besides my point. You know when Jesus spreads his arms in statues like he is saying, "come to me, or I love you", signifing the cross, ect. Well, I really had this revelation about the meaning. His arms spread means that he is completely defenseless among everyone and everything. Therefore, it's pretty silly to be defesive about what anyone says about me AND NEITHER SHOULD ANY OF YOU BE DEFENSIVE. I see so many people on this board constantly defending themselves throughout threads (not just the ones about me). This was my purpose here... to tell you all this... a reminder to be defenseless. Life is much more better that way. I'll still continue to post shows every now and then. However, my purpose here is now complete. Now you know. God bless. And no, I'm serious. I really won't be back. My job is done. I hope you heed my advice. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Leigh |
| __________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 6:19pm - Archaeon ""] Isn't there like 3 of these threads? |
| __________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 6:26pm - sinistas ""] Nobody fucks with the Jesus. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 11,2007 6:28pm - Lamp ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 6:30pm - RichHorror ""] Let me tell you something Bandero. You pull any of you crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes? I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fuckin' trigger until it goes click. |
| __________________________________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 6:56pm - jim_is_signed_up_for_an_account ""] Archaeon said:Isn't there like 3 of these threads? hahahahahaha, i second this. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 11,2007 7:20pm - Hoser ""] RichHorror said:Let me tell you something Bandero. You pull any of you crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes? I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fuckin' trigger until it goes click. Hahahahaha...the Jesus molests children. Shut the fuck up, Donny! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 7:23pm - RichHorror ""] He's a pederast. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 11,2007 8:55pm - anon ""] BlackMetalLady said:You now I was thinking about Jesus today. Thinking about what he would do in my situation. He probably wouldn't be on this board; but then again, Jesus loves a sinner. So, maybe he would be here? But, that's besides my point. You know when Jesus spreads his arms in statues like he is saying, "come to me, or I love you", signifing the cross, ect. Well, I really had this revelation about the meaning. His arms spread means that he is completely defenseless among everyone and everything. Therefore, it's pretty silly to be defesive about what anyone says about me AND NEITHER SHOULD ANY OF YOU BE DEFENSIVE. I see so many people on this board constantly defending themselves throughout threads (not just the ones about me). This was my purpose here... to tell you all this... a reminder to be defenseless. Life is much more better that way. I'll still continue to post shows every now and then. However, my purpose here is now complete. Now you know. God bless. And no, I'm serious. I really won't be back. My job is done. I hope you heed my advice. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Leigh According to Jews, Christ was a prophet of God. According to Christians, he was the messiah himself. According to many athiests, he was just a man. No matter what your view, mine is simple. Whatever he was, he failed miserably. On top of that, if the new testament is to be believed, it is none but Christ himself who breaks the 7 seals, casts the bowl and trumpet judgments against manking, and rides out of the Heavens to slaughter us wholesale. Yeah, you have lots of fun with your pal Jesus. If you happen to talk to him, tell him to stay the fuck away from me. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 8:59pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Fuck Christ and fuck you. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 9:04pm - the_reverend ""] he was a black dude that started a cult... why won't sameul l jackson do that. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 11,2007 9:42pm - dftg ""] BlackMetalLady said:You now I was thinking about Jesus today. Thinking about what he would do in my situation. He probably wouldn't be on this board; but then again, Jesus loves a sinner. So, maybe he would be here? But, that's besides my point. You know when Jesus spreads his arms in statues like he is saying, "come to me, or I love you", signifing the cross, ect. Well, I really had this revelation about the meaning. His arms spread means that he is completely defenseless among everyone and everything. Therefore, it's pretty silly to be defesive about what anyone says about me AND NEITHER SHOULD ANY OF YOU BE DEFENSIVE. I see so many people on this board constantly defending themselves throughout threads (not just the ones about me). This was my purpose here... to tell you all this... a reminder to be defenseless. Life is much more better that way. I'll still continue to post shows every now and then. However, my purpose here is now complete. Now you know. God bless. And no, I'm serious. I really won't be back. My job is done. I hope you heed my advice. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Leigh Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 9:47pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] CHRIST EXPLODED |
| __________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 9:48pm - DeRtOxIa ""] if you people just used the ignore feature like you should then none of this shit would even matter. but instead, not only do you not use the ignore feature but you quote her so that i have to see it. So now instead of dissapearing without anyone giving a shit she's gonna go out with a bunch of drama and attention that she obviously is in desperate need of. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 11,2007 9:50pm - Lamp ""] This thread is where I'm taking the incentive to ignore people who quote this beast. Have fun with your drama. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 9:58pm - lowestcommondenominator ""] my jesus has kung-fu grip. and personally I dig the new testament, especially the dragons. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 10:11pm - horror_tang ""] Wow, blackmetallady has finally been proven to be bullshit. The question is who was behind it. Normally, I would be behind shit like his, but for some odd reason I am going to go out on a limb and say Dwyer. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 10:48pm - Dankill ""] EXPLODING CHRIST |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 10:54pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Not me, why would I waste my time?! |
| ________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 11:16pm - dftg ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:Not me, why would I waste my time?! if you don't like wasting your time, why do you constantly correct people's spelling? |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 11,2007 11:37pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Constructive criticism. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:02am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] *sigh* I'm not even going to bother... |
| __________________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:13am - Jesus Christ Superhorny ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:14am - Shannon ""] God bless? "a reminder to be defenseless"? Paying homage to what I believe to be a fictional character,created as a scare tactic is to truly let my mind be at its most defenseless,I cannot take heed to this advice,as I might as well lay on the ground and be kicked in the head a thousand times over. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:28am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Lamp said:[img] This did make me laugh though. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:31am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:36am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:[img] Oh man, that's not cool but I had to chuckle... |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:50am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] :satancross: F U C K :satancross: C H R I S T :satancross: |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 2:11am - anonymous ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 3:04am - Samantha ""] This thread makes me want to listen to Amon Amarth. Thousand Years Of Oppression He hung on the windswept world tree Whose roots no one knows For nine whole days he hung there pierced By Gugnir, his spear Swimming in pain he peered into the depths And cried out in agony Reaching out he grasped the runes Before falling back from the abyss He gave himself unto himself In a world of sheering pain So that we all may live our lives By the wisdom that he gained You doubted him, and spread their lies Across the world, with sword in hand You raped our souls, and stole our right All for the words of mild-mannered man You listened to mild-mannered god And put your faith in deceitful words Your powertrip was paid by blood In kindness' name you spilled our blood I refuse to submit To the god you say is kind I know what's right, and it is time It's time to fight, and free our minds Let me die without fear! As I have lived without it So shut your mouth and spare my ears I'm fed up with all your bullshit After a thousand years of oppression Let the berserks rise again Let the world hear these words once more: "Save us, O Lord, from the wrath of the Norsemen" Our spirits were forged in snow and ice To bend like steel forged over fire We were not made to bend like reed Or to turn the other cheek He grasped the runes, they're ours to use |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 3:50am - sacreligion ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 8:41am - FuckIsMySignature ""] save me jebus! |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:23am - F.A.C.E. ""] [img]:middlefinger::satancross: |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:29am - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:31am - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:42am - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:43am - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:44am - the_reverend ""] why does dwyer wish to have a sexual relationship with a black dude? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:46am - the_reverend ""] I just read the top part and there were a couple other threads like this... sounds like someone was smoking jibbas and seeing JAH. to everyone, a slice of mount zion. rastafari, de higher then high, jah. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 11:01am - xmikex ""] BlackMetalLady said:His arms spread means... His arms spread means that his hands were nailed to a crucifix. That's what it means. I hardly see how someone who was tortured to death equates to you pestering people on a messageboard. What would Jesus do? I'm pretty sure if a group of people got together and said "Hey Jesus, no thanks get lost" he'd give it up already and go find somebody else to talk to. This is easily one of the stupidest, most arrogant things I've ever heard anyone say and you should be thoroughly embarassed. and p.s. You look like Mortiis. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 11:03am - Granny_Monster ""] the_reverend said:I just read the top part and there were a couple other threads like this... sounds like someone was smoking jibbas and seeing JAH. to everyone, a slice of mount zion. rastafari, de higher then high, jah. ... think I'm gonna go listen to Bad Brains, now. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 11:07am - FuckIsMySignature ""] ha! she does look like Mortiis. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 12:14pm - CNV ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 12:19pm - largefreakatzero ""] HAhaha, dude I can't stop laughing about the Mortiis comment -- that's fucking great. Someone should mail her the fake ears. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 12:37pm - Yeti ""] xmikex said:>>and p.s. You look like Mortiis.>> you sir are a god. that was fucking brilliant. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 12:40pm - Josh_Martin ""] I've always wondered how long Jesus stayed on the cross before he crapped his pants. Because during your crucifixion, eventually, you would crap your pants. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 12:48pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 12:49pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:54pm - Lamp ""] F.A.C.E. said:[img]:middlefinger::satancross: They stole this picture from Something Awful. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 2:43pm - babyshaker213 ""] aside from the funny jesus pictures this thread is gay |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 3:12pm - sacreligion ""] every jesus picture is a funny jesus picture jesus was a funny guy |
| __________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 3:16pm - Samantha ""] This one is REEEEEEALLY bad, but it's funny because the Jesus in this picture kind of looks like the reverend. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 3:17pm - sacreligion ""] ^^HA! |
| ______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 3:21pm - Yeti ""] its too bad Mortiis turned out to be a Euro-pop elf. when he was the dungeon elf his music was bad ass. Fodt Til A Herske is my top favorite ambient records. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 3:21pm - Yeti ""] record* |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 6:11pm - Dwellingsickness ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:51pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] PHLEMY!!!! [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 13,2007 2:34am - anonymous ""] BlackMetalLady said:You now I was thinking about Jesus today. Thinking about what he would do in my situation. He probably wouldn't be on this board; but then again, Jesus loves a sinner. So, maybe he would be here? But, that's besides my point. You know when Jesus spreads his arms in statues like he is saying, "come to me, or I love you", signifing the cross, ect. Well, I really had this revelation about the meaning. His arms spread means that he is completely defenseless among everyone and everything. Therefore, it's pretty silly to be defesive about what anyone says about me AND NEITHER SHOULD ANY OF YOU BE DEFENSIVE. I see so many people on this board constantly defending themselves throughout threads (not just the ones about me). This was my purpose here... to tell you all this... a reminder to be defenseless. Life is much more better that way. I'll still continue to post shows every now and then. However, my purpose here is now complete. Now you know. God bless. And no, I'm serious. I really won't be back. My job is done. I hope you heed my advice. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Leigh [img] |
| _____________________________ [Jan 13,2007 1:23pm - pam ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:[img] This makes me laugh every time I see it. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 13,2007 1:42pm - F.A.C.E. ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 13,2007 2:55pm - anonymous ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 13,2007 2:55pm - anonymous ""] [img] |