So I got sent home early[views:8048][posts:30]____________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:13am - Jared_The_Zompire ""] I got sent home early today from my new job for "slacking off". I guess taking a shit means you don't care about your job. I don't know about anyone else but my average time on the can is 15-20. Nothing I can do about it, I'm not gonna rush myself. I come out of the bathroom and get ready to go back to work when my boss is like "What were you doing!? I just did $120 worth of work. When I came down here both saws were down. Get your things I will call you next week if I decide that you being here is worth it." What the fuck does that even mean. Sorry that I can't take a 5min shit. He think I was in there calling and texting people on my phone, which I wasn't. If anything the toilet was calling me and I answered. I just think this is BS, either he wants me to work there or he dosn't. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:15am - the_reverend ""] are you union or anything? you get a 10 minute break twice a day. shitting time is sacred! |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:18am - Jared_The_Zompire ""] Nope we do dicing and coring of small and brittle parts. AKA ceramics, glass, germanium ect. Stuff used for medical purpouses, armed forces and other high tech stuff. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:20am - pam ""] That sucks, dude. Sorry to hear it. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:23am - FuckIsMySignature ""] you can sue over that type of shit |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:29am - Jared_The_Zompire ""] FuckIsMySignature said:you can sue over that type of shit Can you really? That would be awkward he's my neighbor. When I first started working there, 3 weeks ago, he seemed like a solid guy. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:30am - pam ""] Take them to court for unemployment at least. Most places will pay it just to avoid the hassle. I got unemployment from my last job even though it said in my contract that I was a temp and couldn't collect. They canned me for going home 2 hours early because my daughter's school nurse called and I had to go pick her up. Have you ever been written up or anything? |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:32am - FuckIsMySignature ""] my old boss used keep tabs on every time i went to the bathroom because she thought the same thing. i shit 3 times every morning, no stopping. i tried suiing them for harrassment after i got fired for "slacking off" but they had better lawyers and i had no money. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:33am - pam ""] You could put a flaming bag of shit on his doorstep. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:35am - Jared_The_Zompire ""] pam said:Take them to court for unemployment at least. Most places will pay it just to avoid the hassle. I got unemployment from my last job even though it said in my contract that I was a temp and couldn't collect. They canned me for going home 2 hours early because my daughter's school nurse called and I had to go pick her up. Have you ever been written up or anything? This isn't like a big company. It's a small one that deals with bigger companies. I've never got written up. Just yesterday he was telling me how happy he was with my progression. It's my one shit a day. I go around the same time everyday. I can see him being pist if I was just standing there playing with my phone while both saws are down. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:46am - davefromthegrave ""] instead of posting on the internet, you should be using this time to find a new job. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:49am - Jared_The_Zompire ""] Haha. Well I did try calling him to see what his deal is but he didn't pick up. And I know for a fact he has my number in his phone. That's very mature not picking up your phone because you know the person you just sent home is trying to find out what he did wrong. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:50am - Josh_Martin ""] Where do you work? My company makes tons of shit out of germanium. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:54am - davefromthegrave ""] I'm serious about that. there's a solution to the problem of a fruitcake boss. it's called quitting. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:54am - Jared_The_Zompire ""] Josh_Martin said:Where do you work? My company makes tons of shit out of germanium. Innovative Fabrication |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 11:55am - Jared_The_Zompire ""] davefromthegrave said:I'm serious about that. there's a solution to the problem of a fruitcake boss. it's called quitting. True, but I liked the job. Sucks I find a job I legit like and then this happens. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 12:10pm - davefromthegrave ""] yeah that does suck. I'm sorry to hear that, dude. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 1:29pm - pam nli ""] I'm AWESOME at getting fired. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 1:33pm - the_reverend ""] you and georgekostanza.. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 1:38pm - davefromthegrave ""] pam nli said:I'm AWESOME at getting fired. I just think getting fired is awesome. the last time I did it was one of the best things that ever happened to me. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 1:54pm - Josh_Martin ""] Jared_The_Zompire said:Josh_Martin said:Where do you work? My company makes tons of shit out of germanium. Innovative Fabrication Well, I guess you'll be happy to hear we don't buy stuff from you. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 1:59pm - pam nli ""] davefromthegrave said:pam nli said:I'm AWESOME at getting fired. I just think getting fired is awesome. the last time I did it was one of the best things that ever happened to me. The last time I got fired I was pretty pissed at first...until I realized I never had to go back to that shitty fucking job again. I once was fired from Dunkin Donuts for hitting a coworker with a coffee pot. That was a good time. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 2:01pm - SteveOTB ""] I guess you can say you were "canned" for being on the "can". |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 2:17pm - Josh_Martin ""] I got fired once for falling asleep at my desk. I had been up all night on acid and was still tripping when I got to work (that was the night Seth and I recorded Return Of The NecroWizard). It finally wore off around 10:30am and I konked out, snoring and everything. AND it was the second time that had happenned (the first time was at a meeting in front of the whole company). I totally got shitcanned. I was too tired to even care. I already had a second job on weekends so I just started working full time at that job. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 2:31pm - xanonymousx ""] maybe your boss was in a bad mood today and didn't look in your direction for a while and when he did you were in the bathroom so it could of seemed to him that you were gone for a long ass time. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 2:48pm - davefromthegrave ""] pam nli said:davefromthegrave said:pam nli said:I'm AWESOME at getting fired. I just think getting fired is awesome. the last time I did it was one of the best things that ever happened to me. The last time I got fired I was pretty pissed at first...until I realized I never had to go back to that shitty fucking job again. I once was fired from Dunkin Donuts for hitting a coworker with a coffee pot. That was a good time. last time I got fired, I made a grown man cry. It was awesome. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 3:14pm - powerkok ""] Yeah, 1911's are good for that! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 3:25pm - davefromthegrave ""] heh. I made a decision not to use any sort of violence or threats. it's not worth getting arrested for any job. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 27,2006 3:29pm - Lamp ""] My last job was at a restaurant and one day I decided not to show up. Apparently it was an inspection day and my absence got it cancelled and put the entire restaurant in mass chaos. The manager also didn't realize I was scheduled for the same shift the next day and I think something similar happened. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 4:29pm - Jared_The_Zompire ""] xanonymousx said:maybe your boss was in a bad mood today and didn't look in your direction for a while and when he did you were in the bathroom so it could of seemed to him that you were gone for a long ass time. This what I was thinking. He was up in his office when I went to the bathroom. |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 27,2006 4:35pm - WhyamIandasshole@work ""] Just tell him you had diarrea. The Diarrea defence always wins. |