'Tis the season to fully appreciate how much you hate your relatives[views:1649][posts:22]______________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 10:52am - HailAtWork ""] This year I'm thankful that being a crazy, neocon, insensitive bitch isn't hereditary, because my grandmother is. Fucking joy. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 10:54am - FuckIsMySignature ""] My immediate family (parents/brother) and I all collectively hate our relatives so much that we just pretend they are dead and dont speak to any of them. I have no complaints. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 10:55am - HailAtWork ""] Now there's an option to consider... |
| ______________________________ [Dec 22,2006 10:59am - pam ""] I like my relatives up here...the drunk Irish ones. The ones down South are OK until they see "a gay". |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 10:59am - CaptainCleanoff ""] My family is my kids and my mother. Fuck the rest of them. I do not even acknowledge they exist and are disowned in my eyes. This goes for alot of old "friends" as well as most of them are either thieves or ego filled fucktards that do not deserve to be. The holidays do not change my perspective on the people I despise. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 22,2006 11:05am - pam ""] That sucks, I'm glad I have a cool family. Even the rednecks are nice to me, they're just republicans that can't even tell you why they're republicans. I have one aunt that I fucking despise, but the rest of the family does too so I don't have to deal with her. Lucked out. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 22,2006 12:43pm - Lamp ""] I usually hide in my basement no matter what the occasion is. Being home alone, home with my family that lives here, gatherings, etc. My mom's side of the family has some good people. My dad's side of the family is basically a bunch of people I don't even really know and yet they keep buying me presents for some reason. Shitty presents. I wish people would save their money. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 12:50pm - Granny_Monster ""] I hardly ever see my mom, so I feel obligated to go with her and my sister to my aunt's place each xmas. I hate it. I hate seeing everyone giving one another expensive, pointless gifts while they give my mom total shit and treat her even worse. They'll mock her right to her face and laugh when she tries to defend herself. I wish she'd just stop going, but she's the kind of person that will put up with it because "they're family". It's disgusting. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:06pm - pam ""] I would drop a bitch for fucking with my mom. Then again, my mom would probably do it first. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:13pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] i don't have any serious problems with anyone in my family, thankfully. one of my aunts is a flake and i almost forget she's part of the family since no one's seen her in like 6 years. one of my uncles is like a republican party posterboy with terrible opinions and nothing to back it up, but he's the vice president of real estate investments for fidelity in boston so he gives good presents, hahahaha. he's a nice guy, but when you start talking about homosexuality, religion or any of those other topics you're not "supposed to" bring up, he's the most unbearable person to listen to. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:19pm - anthony ""] I love my fambly |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] how exactly do you love your "fambly?" is that some new lingo i don't know about? haha |
| _________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:27pm - anthony ""] I just thought it sounded funny. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:27pm - anthony ""] LIKE YOUR FACE |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] ooooh ok, big words, small man. it's fucking on. i'm gonna wreck yo FAMBLY! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:34pm - anthony ""] Hahaha it would be so hilarious to watch you duke it out with my 5'7" ex-cop dad. Man.. I kinda want that to happen just so I could watch and laugh. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] hahaha. i wouldn't want to hurt daddy buda. i'd just make a pizza pie with him and fill some canollis. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:36pm - anthony ""] Let it also be noted my dad is the spitting image of Joey Belladonna. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:38pm - Sacreligion ""] my immediate family is pretty cool but then there's the other side of the family... *pulls collar* eeesh long story short, my stepmom's great-grandfather renamed the family "Cross" because he thought they weren't religious enough. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:41pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] anthony said:Let it also be noted my dad is the spitting image of Joey Belladonna. now i want to fight him. i kid, i kid. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 22,2006 1:50pm - pam ""] I will hear nothing ill about Belladonna. I will fight you all. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 2:08pm - HailAtWork ""] at least one half of my family belongs in a fucking looney bin, my dad is from another planet and the only aunt I can stand on his side is a born-again...it's that bad. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 2:44pm - y_ddraig_goch ""] Everyone in my family who is not descended from my grandparents are they most conservative Catholics, like the anti gay, anti abortion, anti everything kind, all my christmas gifts from them are religious hahah. I think I have like ten different books dealing with being a teenage christian |