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[QUOTE="ConquerTheBaphomet:545124"]atthehaunted said:[QUOTE]There was this woman at a beach who was a quadrpalegic. This man walks by and she asks him to put sun tan lotion on her, so he does. She then asks may I have a hug I've never really been hugged before, so he gives in and gives her a hug. Then she asks may I have a kiss, I've never realy been kissed before, he finds it rather odd but feels bad for her so he leans in and kisses her. Then she asks him can we fuck I've never been fucked before. He says whoa ma'am that's a little too much. She goes please I want to know what it feels like. He sits there for a second. Picks her up and then throws her in the ocean. He yells out "NOW YOU'RE FUCKED"[/QUOTE] I lol'd at this one.[/QUOTE]

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