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[QUOTE="hybrid:544822"]three homeless guys are sitting outside of an apartment building and see a woman walk by with some groceries and go into her apartment. first guy says "man im hungry, im gonna ask that lady if she'll give us some food. he walks in, and asks the lady, she says "sure, but you'll have to have sex with me", he agrees and she pulls down her pants. he looks down and sees her vagina is covered in mucus, cobwebs, slime etc., he says no thanks and walks out. second guy walks in, asks the same question, she agrees with the same terms, he looks down and sees mucus, slime, puke, etc., he walks out. third guy walks in, same question, she agrees and drops her pants. he says "okay... but under one condition, you have to close your eyes.", she does. he then goes to the bag of groceries and grabs an ear of corn and works it inside her for a bit, she's getting into hit, he's going at it for a bit, gets so into it throws the corn out the window and grabs another one. finally she gets off and she opens her eyes and says "that was great, take all of the groceries", so excitedly he throws the other piece of corn out the window, grabs the grooeries and walks out. he looks at the other two guys and says "guys i did it", and the other two says "nah man, we're all set, we just ate some barbecued corn"[/QUOTE]
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