dave chappelle acting like a white guy appreciation thread[views:2881][posts:13]____________________________________ [Dec 15,2006 9:48am - anonymous ""] "white men like a good old-fashioned pancake butt, like mom used to make. nice and flat." |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 15,2006 10:07am - FuckIsMySignature ""] "i'd rather just poke my penis through my pajamas if thats ok with you" |
| _________________________________ [Dec 15,2006 10:11am - Ryan_M ""] "Box of wine....puts me right out." |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2006 10:13am - sinistas ""] "Todd...Would you care for a glass of grape juice?" |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2006 10:27am - anonymous ""] "very mature, rondell" that voice gets me every time. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 15,2006 10:33am - Ryan_M ""] He kinda uses the same voice when he does Lil Jon. "Jon...have you ever given yourself a stranger?" "YEEAAAHHHH!!!" |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2006 10:40am - anonymous ""] yeah, the only difference being that the lil jon skit gives me a brain tumor after five seconds. dave chappelle wearing plad, looking like a 1950's dick van dyke and using words like "superflous"? so great. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 15,2006 11:09am - xmikex ""] "I'm sorry officer I..... didn't know I couldn't do that." |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2006 11:11am - sacreligion ""] "open and shut case, johnson. i've seen this before when i was a rookie. apparently this nigger broke into this house and hung up pictures of his family everywhere. alright, well let's sprinkle some crack on him and get the hell out of here." |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2006 4:02pm - Murph nli ""] "mmm...titty residue" and "I've finally tasted brown sugar, and not in my oatmeal" |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2006 6:20pm - y_ddraig_goch ""] I like the skit of him in the ghetto better "you know you are in the ghetto when it's 3 am and you see a baby on the corner of the street. go home baby!!" and then later he talks about how the baby snuck in the club "just tap the ass if you need some weed nigga" |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2006 11:32pm - immortal13 ""] "I'm gonna have to put you in time out." "Alright fine...fine. You get O.J., we get Eminem." |
| _______________________________ [Dec 16,2006 10:07am - Lamp ""] "Would you cut the malarkey!?" |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 16,2006 10:34am - hungtableed ""] dave chapelle is a nigga, fuck that guy. and besides, I heard he was muslim |