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BREAKING NEWS - Terror alert in Florida

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[Nov 3,2006 5:50pm - KeithMutiny ""]
BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Davie:

Davie, (FL)---Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed nearly two hours
today after a player reported finding an unknown white powkery substance on
the practice field. Head coach Nick Saban immediately suspended practice
and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete an alysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after
special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance
again this season.
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[Nov 3,2006 5:57pm - pam ""]
Did you get that from the dum-dum news network? Way to spell powdery.
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[Nov 3,2006 6:10pm - KeithMutiny ""]
it was emailed to me, i just copy/paste.
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[Nov 3,2006 6:47pm - CNV  ""]
Haha, I lived in Davie

lots of Confederate flags
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[Nov 4,2006 10:03am - PatMeebles ""]
As I was reading the first paragraph, I thought "it was probably the goal line, stupid."
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[Nov 4,2006 11:43am - xmikex ""]
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B'OH!

dolphins suck


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