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Joe Christianni fact generator v2.0 is finished!

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[Oct 26,2006 1:31pm - niccolai ""]
http://www.freewebs.com/automata/2jcfacts.html
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[Oct 26,2006 2:07pm - sinistas ""]
all the links point to freewebs/automata.
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[Oct 26,2006 2:12pm - niccolai ""]
the links are just there for looks.
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[Oct 26,2006 4:24pm - pam ""]
hah!
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[Oct 26,2006 5:33pm - dreadkill ""]
nice
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[Oct 26,2006 10:51pm - KeithMutiny ""]
haha
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[Oct 26,2006 11:12pm - Dissector ""]
That's awesome. How do you do that?
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[Oct 26,2006 11:17pm - the_reverend ""]
it's just a java script array with a random index.
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[Oct 27,2006 2:11am - niccolai ""]
And a totally sweet ass.
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[Oct 27,2006 10:20am - babyshaker not logged in  ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is awesome hes gonna love this shit
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[Oct 27,2006 10:36am - xmikex ""]
I feel like this could have been better
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[Oct 27,2006 10:39am - niccolai ""]
It's still not done, I need more 5 star JC facts.

as I get more good ones, I'll replace the less funny ones.
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[Oct 27,2006 10:51am - powerkok ""]
hahahahahaha
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[Oct 27,2006 11:15am - xmikex ""]
Some hilights of JC threads:

JOE CHRISTIANNI was molested by Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson, 3 Priests, and a male

JOE CHRISTIANNI to Nathan Lane: "TICKLE FIGHT!!!!"

That must have been one wild slumber party. I heard them played bobbing for apples in Joe Christianni's girlfriend's vagina. Tony Randall leaned over too far and was never seen again.

JOE CHRISTIANNI thinks your hair would look SOOO much better with hilights

He just graduated from Blaine hairstyling school. He can't wait to give you an ambush makeover.

JOE CHRISTIANNI wins bi-annual Provincetown Gay-Off

he fit 9 hot dogs in his mouth, and fit the entire lineup of It Dies Today in his ass. This makes him a 3 time champion. Way to reach for that rainbow.

Joe Christianni was the effeminate kid from who's the boss

JC's girlfriend auditioned for suicide girls.
They had to use a panoramic lens just to fit her giant snatch in the shot. I heard she got rejected cuz half way through the shoot a baby, and a 2 liter bottle of OK Soda from 1992 fell out of her vag.

JOE CHRISTIANNI kisses a picture of Richie Sambora every night before bed

Joe Christianni only pretends to like the movie Big Money Hustlers

JOE CHRISTIANNI to endorse the new Poser Scented VAGISIL Creme

Joe Christianni is captain of the French Men's gymnasatics team

Joe Christianni watches Antique Roadshow

Give it a year, Joe Christianni will grow a handlebar mustache, and buy a cowboy hat

Joe Christianni auditioned for American Idol. He sang SNAKES by Six Feet Under and Paula Abdul knocked him the fuck out.

Joe Christianni's birthday is a national holiday in France.

Joe Christianni was thanked on a Ganga Bitch Barbe album

Leonardo DiCapprio has a restraining order against Joe Christianni

Joe Christianni spells Kreator with a C

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[Oct 27,2006 11:19am - anonymous  ""]
and

Joe Christianni thinks the only movie better than Nepoleon Dynamite is Biodome.
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[Oct 27,2006 11:55am - xanonymousx ""]
there is one about xmikex but i hit the refresh button to fast and didn't read it all

found it
xmikex once bought a robot to send back in time to kill Joe Christiani's mother.
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[Oct 27,2006 4:00pm - Hoser ""]
That was limp.
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[Oct 27,2006 4:25pm - dreadkill ""]
xmikex said:Some hilights of JC threads:

That must have been one wild slumber party. I heard them played bobbing for apples in Joe Christianni's girlfriend's vagina. Tony Randall leaned over too far and was never seen again.


JC's girlfriend auditioned for suicide girls.
They had to use a panoramic lens just to fit her giant snatch in the shot. I heard she got rejected cuz half way through the shoot a baby, and a 2 liter bottle of OK Soda from 1992 fell out of her vag.



these two made me chortle profusely, mainly the tony randall thing and the ok soda thing.
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[Mar 25,2010 1:07am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Feb 9,2011 6:57pm - niccolai ""]
... up
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[Feb 9,2011 7:24pm - BSV  ""]

xmikex said:

Joe Christianni spells Kreator with a C




This kills me everytime.
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[Feb 9,2011 7:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
teh best
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[Feb 9,2011 10:24pm - Dankill  ""]
The Virgin Mary was once spotted in Joe Christianni's anal fissure.

Joe Christianni joined Fear Factory....like last month.

Joey C owns one share of stock. it was purchased from an internet company called chickie to something or other. this gives in a controlling share in said company. While serving on the board of goveners, he refuses to answer unless they address him in full as Prince Mr Christianni LLC. this name came to him in a dream in which his favorite current performer, Mo-danna, tried to adopt him.

Neither the one share of stock, the new name, or the adoption ever lead him to true love.

Joe Christianni owns a Razor scooter. I heard he's sponsored.

Humans share 90% of their DNA with chimpanzees. Joe Christianni, on the other hand, shares 100% of his DNA with Aerosmith.

Joe Christianni's girlfriend once put out a grease fire with her camel toe.


Joe Christianni invented bell-bottoms.

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[Feb 10,2011 12:57am - xmikex ""]

BSV said:
xmikex said:

Joe Christianni spells Kreator with a C




This kills me everytime.



To me, maybe the only Christianni joke (I made at least) that stands the test of time.
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[Feb 10,2011 8:52am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
No way, what about flavored water?
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[Feb 10,2011 9:07am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
My favorite has always been "Christianni to Nathan Lane...TICKLE FIGHT!"
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[Feb 10,2011 9:08am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
only fighting the crowd at Suffo is real
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[Feb 10,2011 9:16am - xmikex ""]
I believe flavored water was joe nc's brainchild.
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[Feb 10,2011 11:29am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
98E
DestroyYouAlot said:only fighting the crowd at Suffo is real


Only challenging Keith Mutiny to fisticuffs and accidentally typing "Hatebread" when trolling as The Real Real Joe C is real
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[Feb 10,2011 11:29am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
HATBREAD
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[Feb 10,2011 11:31am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
fight me and football.
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[Feb 10,2011 11:32am - brian_dc ""]
oe Christianni threw a pair of his girlfriend's panties on stage during Skinless. They landed and burned a hole into the stage like acid blood from Alien. Man, that bitch has got some intergalactic hyper AIDS.
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[Sep 14,2011 9:51pm - NEW TROLL ORDER  ""]

xmikex said:Some hilights of JC threads:

JOE CHRISTIANNI was molested by Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson, 3 Priests, and a male

JOE CHRISTIANNI to Nathan Lane: "TICKLE FIGHT!!!!"

That must have been one wild slumber party. I heard them played bobbing for apples in Joe Christianni's girlfriend's vagina. Tony Randall leaned over too far and was never seen again.

JOE CHRISTIANNI thinks your hair would look SOOO much better with hilights

He just graduated from Blaine hairstyling school. He can't wait to give you an ambush makeover.

JOE CHRISTIANNI wins bi-annual Provincetown Gay-Off

he fit 9 hot dogs in his mouth, and fit the entire lineup of It Dies Today in his ass. This makes him a 3 time champion. Way to reach for that rainbow.

Joe Christianni was the effeminate kid from who's the boss

JC's girlfriend auditioned for suicide girls.
They had to use a panoramic lens just to fit her giant snatch in the shot. I heard she got rejected cuz half way through the shoot a baby, and a 2 liter bottle of OK Soda from 1992 fell out of her vag.

JOE CHRISTIANNI kisses a picture of Richie Sambora every night before bed

Joe Christianni only pretends to like the movie Big Money Hustlers

JOE CHRISTIANNI to endorse the new Poser Scented VAGISIL Creme

Joe Christianni is captain of the French Men's gymnasatics team

Joe Christianni watches Antique Roadshow

Give it a year, Joe Christianni will grow a handlebar mustache, and buy a cowboy hat

Joe Christianni auditioned for American Idol. He sang SNAKES by Six Feet Under and Paula Abdul knocked him the fuck out.

Joe Christianni's birthday is a national holiday in France.

Joe Christianni was thanked on a Ganga Bitch Barbe album

Leonardo DiCapprio has a restraining order against Joe Christianni

Joe Christianni spells Kreator with a C




bump for essential Joe Christianni facts.
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[Sep 14,2011 9:59pm - the_reverend ""]
thank you fb friend, I was looking for that.
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[Sep 14,2011 10:00pm - NEW TROLL ORDER  ""]
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[Sep 14,2011 11:14pm - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Feb 10,2015 7:51am - Dolph Lundgrin  ""]
Joseph Christiani Jr. is a pussy.


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