Accidentally had sex with best friend's mom[views:4482][posts:27]______________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 10:23pm - Anti-Racism ""] OK, I try to be a good person. I believe racism is a great evil and sexism is just as bad, that homophobia is cruel, that Mexicans are as intelligent as Swedes if you educate them right. I believe in religious tolerance, even for people whose views I find repugnant. Sometimes, I disappoint myself. I was at Mark's house last Friday night. We were getting absolutely fucking ripped high and drinking cognac, and because he still lives with his mom, smoking up the second-story sun porch instead of the house. Well his mom who is divorced is a little bit of a hottie - about 5'6", long auburn hair, big blue eyes, small tidy breasts, good figure and athletic. She can't bust him anymore because he's 29 so when she comes home she just knocks on the door and says, "You know you can smell that up the block. You might want to just come inside, but don't tell your father (her ex) that I did this." Not a problem. She's always been cool like that. But it's Friday night and no date for mom, which is sad because she's a nice woman. So Mark walks in and then I go to the door and she stops me with a look. First, I'm drunk, so I'm a bit of a loose cannon. Next, I'm high on Thai bud, which means I'm trying to hide a raging hard-on but I wore fucking khakis instead of jeans (you cannot hide a raging hard on in khakis, forget it). She looks up, and down, and then circles back around. I bust out laughing and tell her it's always been a dream of mine, but that she's too much class for me. We have a good laugh about it but she doesn't move, so I sort of squeeze past and the party resumes. OK, about a half bottle of cognac later, she comes down to the TV room where we're roasting spliff four and god awfully drunk. First she takes a drink, and just starts chatting, then a couple hits of the spliff. Somewhere in here she starts pouring more cognac, and later vodka, into Mark's glass, then hands him back the spliff twice. He's ripped and at some point, says, dude, I'm wrecked, and bails to his room upstairs to sleep it off. So... We're still talking, me and Mark's mom (Sara). We start first just rappin about things that happened to us, and get on to the fact that the world might be ending, at which point she sort of snuggles up to me. She had Mark when she was seventeen and hasn't lost any points if you ask me, so I'm back with the raging hardon. Anyway, at some point she says, we shouldn't be doing this, and I said, why does it seem like a bad idea to you? One thing led to another and so now Mark's not avoiding me but he knows something is up. I haven't talked to her yet. Worst thing is, I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Am I evil or what? |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 10:27pm - dyingmuse ""] GOOd for you! that's awesome! |
| ________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 10:27pm - Troll ""] bullocks |
| ________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 10:31pm - Troll ""] 2 things. 1) Why post this with that chance your friend might see this? 2) That story gave me a boner! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 10:37pm - dyingmuse ""] I think it that's Excellent! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 10:43pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Pure lies. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 10:44pm - Anti-Racism ""] Troll said:1) Why post this with that chance your friend might see this? I'm kind of hoping he does. That way we are spared an awkward conversation. This explains the lack of some details as well as the funny smell around the couch area. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 10:52pm - Troll ""] hahahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 11:15pm - anonymous ""] congrats! |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 11:16pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] It's complete bullshit. Is Anti-Racism infoterror? Has that been established? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 11:20pm - anonymous ""] Talk about your sex life to your therapist instead |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 11:20pm - the_reverend ""] no, but here, I fixed it. Anti-Racism said:OK, I try to be a good person. I believe racism is a great evil and sexism is just as bad, that homophobia is cruel, that Mexicans are as intelligent as Swedes if you educate them right. I believe in religious tolerance, even for people whose views I find repugnant. Sometimes, I disappoint myself. I was at infoterror's house last Friday night. We were getting absolutely fucking ripped high and drinking cognac, and because he still lives with his mom, smoking up the second-story sun porch instead of the house. Well his mom who is divorced is a little bit of a hottie - about 5'6", long auburn hair, big blue eyes, small tidy breasts, good figure and athletic. She can't bust him anymore because he's 29 so when she comes home she just knocks on the door and says, "You know you can smell that up the block. You might want to just come inside, but don't tell your father (her ex) that I did this." Not a problem. She's always been cool like that. But it's Friday night and no date for mom, which is sad because she's a nice woman. So infoterror walks in and then I go to the door and she stops me with a look. First, I'm drunk, so I'm a bit of a loose cannon. Next, I'm high on Thai bud, which means I'm trying to hide a raging hard-on but I wore fucking khakis instead of jeans (you cannot hide a raging hard on in khakis, forget it). She looks up, and down, and then circles back around. I bust out laughing and tell her it's always been a dream of mine, but that she's too much class for me. We have a good laugh about it but she doesn't move, so I sort of squeeze past and the party resumes. OK, about a half bottle of cognac later, she comes down to the TV room where we're roasting spliff four and god awfully drunk. First she takes a drink, and just starts chatting, then a couple hits of the spliff. Somewhere in here she starts pouring more cognac, and later vodka, into infoterror's glass, then hands him back the spliff twice. He's ripped and at some point, says, dude, I'm wrecked, and bails to his room upstairs to sleep it off. So... We're still talking, me and infoterror's mom (infoterror's mom). We start first just rappin about things that happened to us, and get on to the fact that the world might be ending, at which point she sort of snuggles up to me. She had infoterror when she was seventeen and hasn't lost any points if you ask me, so I'm back with the raging hardon. Anyway, at some point she says, we shouldn't be doing this, and I said, why does it seem like a bad idea to you? One thing led to another and so now infoterror's not avoiding me but he knows something is up. I haven't talked to her yet. Worst thing is, I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Am I evil or what? |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 11:36pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] I somewhat believe this but at the same time.....it's too good to be true. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 11:40pm - Troll ""] I think I get the hint....You are blessed with the power Reverend. You have the third sight. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 15,2006 11:40pm - Troll ""] ...IP ADDRESS |
| __________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 12:11am - cavnli ""] yes!!! |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 1:21am - davefromthegrave ""] i knew this was fiction around the time when you said that you had sex |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 1:40am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] davefromthegrave said:i knew this was fiction around the time when you said that you had sex HAHAHHAAH OWNED!! |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 2:02am - dwellingsickness ""] How do you "accidentally" have sex with someone,is what I wanna know? |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 8:19am - MassOfTwoSlits ""] Happens to me all the time -- accidents like that. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 8:57am - CaptainCleanoff ""] I walk down the street and fall on women, or bump into them and have sex, accidents happen. Slip and falls are great, into the vag. BTW, this would make a good Jerry Springer episode: "Dude, I banged yer moms" [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 9:51am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] I'd watch it. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 10:46am - ariavette ""] there's no way it happened.. and if it did.. your a dumbass for posting it on the net... i'm sure where ever or whoever this woman is, would probably immediately regret it... if she found out there's a nice little chat about it on the net... |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 10:47am - ariavette ""] way to score points.. well your lucky.. b/c i'm sure when they find out, it never will happen again.. so i wouldn't worry too much |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 1:01pm - SapremiaNJ ""] Shoulda stuck it in her ear IMO |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 2:32pm - Notorious_D.U.G. ""] www.myfriendshotmom.com |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 5:17pm - anonymous ""] i think i masturbated to this same story when i was 12. it was in a penthouse forum....lies |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 16,2006 9:19pm - Anti-Racism ""] Meeting her again tonight! |