the most flowers i ever got..[views:5128][posts:76]__________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:08pm - succubus ""] delivered to my work: 4 dozen beautiful roses! I <3 my aaron |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:09pm - RichHorror ""] Barf. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:13pm - Josh_hates_you ""] instead of 4 dozen roses he should have sent you one bottle of tequila. tequila leads to anal way faster than flowers. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:15pm - RichHorror ""] A sock filled with quarters also works well. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:16pm - anonymous ""] :pukeface: :pukeface: :pukeface: :krusty::gun: :tightiewhities: |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:17pm - succubus ""] we have plenty of tequila at home! |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:18pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:Barf. says the guy who posts pictures of a smiling girl with a new engagement ring. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:19pm - litacore ""] you've quite the catch there, mon cher |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:19pm - succubus ""] hah!!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:20pm - Anti-Racism ""] Were they black roses? |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:22pm - succubus ""] my HAh! commented was due to dreadkill's post btw. yep larissa i do! ... there are gonna be some husband's in trouble tonight...I heard a ton of people complain that their hubby's never send flowers. This is the second time aaron's done it. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:22pm - RichHorror ""] dreadkill said:RichHorror said:Barf. says the guy who posts pictures of a smiling girl with a new engagement ring. I have no recollection of the events in question. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:22pm - dreadkill ""] pills |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:23pm - dreadkill ""] i haven't gotten my gf flowers in a while. i usually surprise her with a penguin every once in a while. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:24pm - RichHorror ""] You spelled 'cock in her ass' wrong. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:29pm - succubus ""] a stuffed penguin? I just took a pic of my desk at work and the happy birthday bear that came with the flowers he sent me last year are in the pic too. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:31pm - the_reverend ""] I think I'm in like flynn in the behind this fine night. I probably don't have to sen flowers again for 10 years! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:36pm - the_reverend ""] actually, I should have the option to pick anal or erase one bad thing for ever dozen. I mean, I would still pick da butt, but the option would be nice. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:39pm - dreadkill ""] succubus said:a stuffed penguin? I just took a pic of my desk at work and the happy birthday bear that came with the flowers he sent me last year are in the pic too. yes, i usually give her a stuffed penguin or some other penguin thing like a wind-up penguin or penguin socks. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:39pm - RichHorror ""] And then rail her in the shitter. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:43pm - succubus ""] aww that's cute dreadkill! =) and aaron...10 yrs? ummm how about 2? hahahahaha About the erasing bad things comment though...this girl came up to me and said (i didn't know her btw)...WOW...what did he do wrong? my reply.. ummm nothing...it's our anniversary... |
| ________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:43pm - xmikex ""] wow Aaron must have messed up pretty bad to warrant that gesture. What happened, did he scream out Dimebag Darrell's name during sex again? |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:44pm - the_reverend ""] richhorror is engaged again... I detect a disturbance in the force.. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:45pm - RichHorror ""] I've never been engaged before. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:45pm - succubus ""] wait again? If he's looking for an engagement ring...I have one to sell!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:47pm - RichHorror ""] The ring in question has been bought-- [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:47pm - RichHorror ""] I just upped the gay of this thread. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:47pm - dreadkill ""] i only get to use the escape hatch when i bring her a real penguin. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:48pm - the_reverend ""] when you introduced me to that last girl, you called her your fiance. then the next week she was gizzon |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:48pm - RichHorror ""] dreadkill said:i only get to use the escape hatch when i bring her a real penguin. Or when you get her really drunk. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:48pm - RichHorror ""] the_reverend said:when you introduced me to that last girl, you called her your fiance. then the next week she was gizzon I think maybe she said that, because she was psychotic. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 12:48pm - dreadkill ""] my post was in response to rich's real her in the shitter post. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 1:11pm - the_reverend ""] carina sent me a pic. 4 dozen sounds more impressive than it looks. I'm not impressed. looks like no sex in uncomforatble places. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 1:12pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 1:13pm - RichHorror ""] Aaron doesn't know how to use his own site. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 1:13pm - RichHorror ""] Boo. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 1:13pm - the_reverend ""] I know how to use your mouth for a toilet. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 1:14pm - RichHorror ""] YOU ARE A FUCK |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 1:14pm - succubus ""] ohh are those princess cut Rich? that's my favorite cut as well. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 1:15pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah. They're so big they almost look fake. But that check wasn't fake. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 1:18pm - succubus ""] How many carats is it? Aaron got me princess cut as well. I drilled it into his brain! haha ~~ and aaron..i lookd at the photo and showed andrea (who now sits next to me)..she said they look a lot nicer in person than the photo (i agree) ... and she says thanks and she's also enjoying them..hahaha you should know my camera phone sucks! |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 1:21pm - dreadkill ""] rich knows what a princess cut is. that makes me sad. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 1:25pm - RichHorror ""] It's a 2 karat diamond, white gold band. I only know because I've heard 'princess cut' constantly for the better half of a week. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 1:31pm - niccolai ""] Just use an onion ring. Friendly's onion rings aren't to bad.. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 5,2006 2:53pm - xmikex ""] niccolai said:Just use an onion ring. Friendly's onion rings aren't to bad.. Go with Funyuns. They're a fraction of the cost. And if she says no you've got 50 other ones in the bag for another broad. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 2:54pm - succubus ""] hahahaha but the onion rings would be oily... I hope aaron likes his gift... |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 2:55pm - RichHorror ""] I hope his gift is onion rings. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 3:12pm - dreadkill ""] friendly's onion rings are called fronions |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 3:12pm - RichHorror ""] What's a gagortion? |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 3:12pm - dreadkill ""] i hope aaron's gift is a fribble with a fronion that fits snugly around the shaft of his penis |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 3:12pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:What's a gagortion? an abortion? |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 3:13pm - RichHorror ""] You aren't a Mr. Show afficianado, so I hate you. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 3:31pm - ariavette ""] Josh_hates_you said:instead of 4 dozen roses he should have sent you one bottle of tequila. tequila leads to anal way faster than flowers. haha .. that is a very good point |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 3:33pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:You aren't a Mr. Show afficianado, so I hate you. i enjoy mr. show, but i wouldn't call myself an aficionado. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 3:35pm - RichHorror ""] Hence, hate. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 3:53pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] I want a fuckin' fribble! |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 3:54pm - dreadkill ""] aaron will give you some of his |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 3:56pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] No he won't, he is a fuckin' meany.:nuke: |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 4:02pm - succubus ""] awww I'll buy you one C'tpn! |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 4:26pm - SacreligionNLI ""] CaptainCleanoff said:I want a fuckin' fribble! fuckin right! i wasn't going to comment in this thread until i saw that |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 4:32pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] succubus said:awww I'll buy you one C'tpn! Awwww, thanks. Even my kids won't buy me a fribble. They suck! You rule! |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 8:58pm - BONNEAU ""] tequila leads to anal way faster than flowers.>> i'VE FOUND GUNS TO THE HEAD WORK EVEN QUICKER |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2006 9:00pm - Anti-Racism ""] Necrophilia is hot and very tolerant. No sexism with the dead. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 6,2006 5:02am - Allah That ""] you're gay if you're a guy and can name more than 3 flowers. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 6,2006 7:14am - Messerschmitt ""] Allah That said:you're gay if you're a guy and can name more than 3 flowers. i agree |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 6,2006 7:16am - Messerschmitt ""] i can see if a chick really likes flowers and you get them for her but most girls i've been with say their is no point in spending money on something that dies in a few days anyway, and i agree. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 6,2006 8:44am - succubus ""] haha whatever peeps. I don't get flowers every day and I wouldn't want them every day...but it's fun to be spoiled once in a while. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 6,2006 8:53am - RichHorror ""] Messerschmitt said:their is no point in spending money on something that dies in a few days anyway. You can say that about both flowers and women. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 6,2006 8:55am - Mess ""] yeah, you're right. women die every three days... if i get a hold of them. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 6,2006 10:43am - xmikex ""] RichHorror said:What's a gagortion? I'm sorry Mr and Mrs Cross but it's too late to have an abortion. Your son is 5 years old. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 6,2006 10:46am - RichHorror ""] Actually it was a young Bob Odenkirk. Nevertheless, you are better than every non-jerking off to Mr. Show faggot on this board. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 6,2006 10:55am - espresso ""] most flowers I ever got was a daffodill, hand picked. I still liked that daffodil better then I would a dozen read roses. Being spontanious beats the heck out of red roses, a hug beats the heck out of red roses... so does a bottle of Jameson. *laughs* But it is nice though, getting flowers. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 6,2006 11:07am - Mess ""] deflowering the flower is the best gift of all |
| _______________________________ [Oct 6,2006 11:10am - Troll ""] I've never received any flowers before, but I'm sure I will when I die. :-) |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 6,2006 11:11am - Messerschmitt ""] down in a hole |
| _______________________________ [Oct 6,2006 11:18am - Troll ""] ha ha |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 6,2006 11:25am - BlackMetalLady ""] succubus said: About the erasing bad things comment though...this girl came up to me and said (i didn't know her btw)...WOW...what did he do wrong? my reply.. ummm nothing...it's our anniversary... That happened to me too when I received flowers at work. Instead of, "Oh that's sweet" it becomes, "what did he do wrong?" I hated that... not all guys are assholes. It's called love. Kudos for the flowers! |