JOKE THREAD
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[Oct 3,2006 2:44am - BlackMetalLady ""]
A Chinese couple went to bed. The Chinese husband said, "I want 69." The chinese wife said, "Why you want beef and broccoli now?"
[Oct 3,2006 6:20am - anonymous ""]
you fuckn asshole
[Oct 3,2006 7:08am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
What did the retard get on his SAT exams?
Drool!
[Oct 3,2006 7:58am - eddie ""]
how do you make a drummer go insane?
put him in a round room and tell him there is a pizza in the corner
[Oct 3,2006 10:40am - Yeti ""]
there are 5 guys sitting at a bar, and they are arguing over who has the biggest dick. so the bartender gets fed up and says "pull them out and whoever has the biggest one gets a free drink" so the guys pull their dicks out on the bar. a gay guy walks in and the bartender asks if he can get the guy a drink, and he says "no thanks, i'll just have the buffet"
[Oct 3,2006 3:28pm - anonymous ""]
i just threw up a little
[Oct 3,2006 4:01pm - powerkok ""]
I thought the thread title was 'joke thread'
these are silly anecdote's at best, especially the first one.
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "hey, why the long face?"
rimshot.
[Oct 3,2006 6:02pm - anonymous ""]
eddie said:how do you make a drummer go insane?
put him in a round room and tell him there is a pizza in the corner
so drummers are the only musicians in bands that like pizza? since when?
[Oct 3,2006 6:10pm - powerkok ""]
What do you call the talentless jerkoff's that hang around with musicians all day?
Drummers.
[Oct 3,2006 6:12pm - RichHorror ""]
What's long and hard on a black man?
Third grade.
[Oct 3,2006 6:17pm - Allah That ""]
Did you hear the aggies are flying to the sun?They're going at night.
[Oct 3,2006 6:36pm - BlackMetalLady ""]
A Cowboy, an Indian, and a black man were all drinking 3 different kinds of beers together. The black man threw his Coors beer can in the air, shot it and said, "I just shot the silver bullet." The Indian threw his Bud can up in the air, shot it, and said, "I just shot the king of beers!" The Cowboy then thew down his ol Milwakee, stomped on it, shot the nigger dead and said, "It doesn't get better than this!."
[Oct 3,2006 6:41pm - RichHorror ""]
What would you call The Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
[Oct 3,2006 6:50pm - sinistas ""]
5 black guys are driving in a Cadillac that goes off a cliff, killing everyone. Why am I upset?
A Caddy seats 6.
[Oct 3,2006 7:20pm - Anti-Racism ""]
OH MY GOD THE HATE i can't take it anymore.
You make me cry.
How emo.
[Oct 3,2006 7:25pm - Allah That ""]
What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
[Oct 3,2006 7:57pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
why do niggers smell bad? so blind people can hate them too.
[Oct 3,2006 8:05pm - ZJD ""]
Why did Julia Roberts rub shit all over her vagina?
Because she was horny!
[Oct 3,2006 8:19pm - powerkok ""]
Allah That said:Did you hear the aggies are flying to the sun?They're going at night.
I officially deem you retarded.
This, on top of many of your other posts, seal the deal.
[Oct 3,2006 8:20pm - powerkok ""]
what the fuck is an aggie?
[Oct 3,2006 8:21pm - powerkok ""]
A texas football player?
[Oct 3,2006 8:28pm - infoterror ""]
AN AGGIE IS A GRADUATE OF TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY
AS OPPOSED TO THE JEWNIVERSITY OF TEXAS (UT)
AGGIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DUMB BECAUSE
ORIGINALLY A&M WAS FOR HICKS
THE LOL IS THAT NOW IT IS THE BETTER SCHOOL
BECAUSE DEMOCRATIC J-UT ADMITS TOO MANY MORONS
[Oct 3,2006 8:31pm - powerkok ""]
I refused to believe that he knew/ expected others in N.E. to know what an aggie was.
[Oct 3,2006 8:50pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
have you ever seen stevie wonders' kids?
neither has he.
[Oct 3,2006 8:55pm - BlackMetalLady ""]
powerkok said:what the fuck is an aggie?
My same thought, but I was afraid to ask.
[Oct 3,2006 8:57pm - the_reverend ""]
what do you call a mark fucking richards that doesn't go to shows?
mark fucking richards... wait, that not funny. that sad.
[Oct 3,2006 8:58pm - KeithMutiny ""]
this thread needs more pictures
[Oct 3,2006 9:50pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
the_reverend said:what do you call a mark fucking richards that doesn't go to shows?
mark fucking richards... wait, that not funny. that sad.
terrible. great job aaron.
i go to select shows. and it just so happens that sometimes, you're not there. you don't care anymore. i'm leaving you.
[Oct 3,2006 9:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
the wongs were expecting their first child. when mrs. wong went into labor, the baby ended up coming out black. they named him "sumting wong." the wongs tried again, and ended up having a white baby boy. the doctor who delivered the baby was shocked, and exclaimed "two wongs don't make a white!"
baaaahaha. hah.
[Oct 3,2006 10:16pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
KeithMutiny said:this thread needs more pictures
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[Oct 3,2006 10:20pm - KeithMutiny ""]
see, its better already.
[Oct 3,2006 10:23pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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[Oct 3,2006 10:30pm - KeithMutiny ""]
im always waiting for someone too be like, hey wait, thats my girlfriend.
[Oct 3,2006 10:31pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Too?
[Oct 3,2006 10:35pm - KeithMutiny ""]
two
[Oct 3,2006 10:38pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
tu
[Oct 3,2006 10:40pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
Desmond TU TU
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[Oct 3,2006 10:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
et tu brute?
fun fact: caesar's real last words were "kai su tekne," greek for "and you, my son," implying that he loved brutus like a son. caesar may have ruled rome, but he was born greek and spoke greek as his main language, not latin, as popularized by shakespeare in the play "julius caesar."
you're welcome.
[Oct 4,2006 5:26am - Allah That ""]
That's the worst joke i ever heard. Powerfailure,now that you know what a faggie is here's another one, they're big here. How many aggies does it take to eat an armadillo?Three. One to eat,and the other two,to watch for cars.
[Oct 4,2006 5:38am - dwellingsickness ""]
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below
sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth, but with no scuba
gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 feet, and the
guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went down 25 feet
more, and minutes later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard set,
and wrote, "How the heck are you able to stay under this deep
without equipment?"
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written,
and wrote, ..."I'm drowning, you fucking moron...!"
[Oct 4,2006 10:42am - Yeti ""]
ZJD said:Why did Julia Roberts rub shit all over her vagina?
Because she was horny!
worst joke ever
[Oct 4,2006 12:42pm - anonymous ""]
what do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
frosted flakes
[Oct 4,2006 12:44pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
Did you hear about the hooker in the shipyard?
She received more foreign AIDS packages than Ethiopia.
[Oct 4,2006 2:44pm - killerrrrr kadoooogan! ""]
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my cock.
[Oct 4,2006 3:19pm - Yeti ""]
how many black guys does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to screw in the bulb and 4 to hold up the sound equipment.
[Oct 4,2006 3:22pm - anonymous ""]
i dont get it
[Oct 4,2006 3:23pm - Hoser ""]
me neither
[Oct 4,2006 3:25pm - Yeti ""]
neither do i. i heard it about 15 years ago and it stuck with me because i didnt get it.
[Oct 4,2006 3:25pm - ariavette ""]
haha.. good i'm not the only one
[Oct 4,2006 3:25pm - Yeti ""]
there's a dead pig and a dead black guy in the middle of the road, whats the difference?
there are skid marks in front of the pig
[Oct 4,2006 5:30pm - Anti-Racism ""]
What would Suffocation think of this unending stream of hateful right-wing bigotry?
[Oct 4,2006 5:37pm - davefromthegrave ""]
they'd like it, you idiot.
[Oct 4,2006 5:45pm - BlackMetalLady ""]
davefromthegrave said:they'd like it, you idiot.
That's like a joke on its own! lol Good answer!!!
[Oct 4,2006 5:46pm - Anti-Racism ""]
davefromthegrave said:they'd like it, you idiot.
Self-hating negroes?
[Oct 4,2006 5:49pm - Allah That ""]
are'nt they all?
[Oct 4,2006 5:52pm - Allah That ""]
What do you call a comedian who does'nt get any laughs? A philosopher.
[Oct 4,2006 5:56pm - Anti-Racism ""]
Allah That said:are'nt they all?
Possibly. All white people seem self-hating, except the racists.
[Oct 4,2006 6:12pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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[Oct 4,2006 6:13pm - KeithMutiny ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:[img]
way funnier in SkullHeadFace
[Oct 4,2006 6:18pm - Allah That ""]
lol
[Dec 20,2006 3:53pm - BlackMetalLady ""]
REPOST THREAD
[Nov 2,2012 2:38pm - Alx_Casket ""]
— Будешь сухое вино?
— Насыпай
[Nov 2,2012 3:20pm - Yeti ""]
ห้า ๆๆ
[Nov 2,2012 3:33pm - trioxin245 ""]
Yeti said:ห้า ๆๆ
[Nov 2,2012 4:26pm - Alx_Casket ""]
ทุเรียน? LOL
[Nov 2,2012 9:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
O ЯLY?
[Nov 2,2012 9:19pm - slaveslide nervous ""]
COME HN G WI T H US
[Nov 4,2012 4:31pm - satanist ""]
a cowboy, a black guy, and an indian are sitting around a fire...the Indian says,"Once we were many, now we are few"....the Black Guys says,"Once we were few, now we are many"...the Cowboy says,"That's because we haven't played Cowboys and Niggers yet"
[Nov 4,2012 4:34pm - satanist ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:have you ever seen stevie wonders' kids?
neither has he. Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?........He doesn't know he's black..... also works as a Ray Charles joke
[Nov 4,2012 8:12pm - passerby'er'er'er ""]
Whats better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?
Not being retarded
[Nov 5,2012 10:03am - Hoser ""]
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken
[Nov 5,2012 10:04am - Hoser ""]
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves after a house fire.
[Nov 5,2012 10:57am - Alx_Casket ""]
These Christopher Reeves are GOLDEN. Keep em coming dad!
[Nov 5,2012 11:04am - trioxin245 ""]
whats the difference between a three-year-old boy and 3 grams of blow? Eric Clapton wouldnt let 3 grams of blow fall out the window.
[Nov 5,2012 2:32pm - eyeroller ""]
LOLLERZ that ^ rules
[Nov 6,2012 3:17pm - trioxin245 ""]
whats the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist says the glass is half full, a pessimist says the glass is half full but I might have bowel cancer.
[Nov 6,2012 3:26pm - Yeti ""]
NOWADAYS BLACK METAL
[Nov 6,2012 3:27pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
What did the Sacrofago say to the Nargoroth?
Fuck off the nowadays.
[Nov 6,2012 4:19pm - tony clifton ""]
what did the village people say to randy marsh?
Fuck off nowadays faggot.
[Nov 6,2012 4:38pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
good one, ya lil bitch