Just pounded out one of my sister's friends with a hammer.
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[Oct 1,2006 1:00am - niccolai ""]
a little bit ago my sister (whos 16) had a couple of her friends over and a couple older guys. Whatever.
They were sitting in my living room and her friends had a few beers. I thought nothing of it, I figured as long as they don't drive home fine, I'm not their dad.
I come back into my room and smell pot from the other room and my sister has about 12 people in there now all smoking pot and this one kid is cutting up some yellow pill on the coffe table and by then I was pissed.
I told everyone to leave and a conversation something along the lines of this took place:
Me: Amanda its time to kick all of your friends out
her: For what?
Me: how about the case of buds sitting right there?
her: Those are chris's (chris is my older brother, he doesn't drink bud, and definately doesn't drink cans)
Me:(explaining to her why they aren't chris's) and you got fucking crackheads snorting pills of the fucking table
Her: whatever
Me: Get them the fuck out right now
By than my friend John came out of my room and is standing next to me trying not to laugh.
Random fat girl: (under her breath as she gets up) what a dickhead
Everyone starts to get up and drive home drunk and the random pill snorting hippie walks up to me in a sortof hand shaking guesture
Random pill snorting dumpster hippie tries to shake my hand
Me: Don't touch me
Dumpster hippie pushes me on the shoulder and steps on my injured foot at the same time (I'm only wearing sandals)
John pushes random dumpster hippie, pushing him down, I grab hammer from floor upside down and pound the kid a few times with the wooden handle of the hammer and hit him once with the head of it kindof of to the side but between his nose and teeth. Then a combination of john pulling me and hippie kicking me gets me off.
Hippies black friend yells but doesn't try to come over and do anything.
Fat black whore sais something, but john throws half full can of beer at her.
every one leaves, my sister included.
Then I got to clean up after the fucking cast of get rich or die tryin.
I got hit a couple times in the side of the face with a foot and did alot of yelling so I have a pretty big headache, and my shoulder hurts so I hope I didn't damage my already torn rotator cuff.
The next time my sister's fucking slug of a boyfriend brings his jungle trash in here he's getting stomped out.
[Oct 1,2006 1:05am - davefromthegrave ""]
you should join the kkk and invite them over the next time she has a party
[Oct 1,2006 1:06am - niccolai ""]
I hate the KKK way more.
[Oct 1,2006 1:11am - thegreatspaldino ""]
if you need a huge dude to rape people... i will rape a lot for you
[Oct 1,2006 1:23am - Anti-Racism ""]
These hippies were simply enjoying recreational chemicals. Why do you try to stop them? Do you HATE their FREEDOM?
[Oct 1,2006 1:24am - the_reverend ""]
I hate patchouli
[Oct 1,2006 1:26am - niccolai ""]
Anti-Racism said:These hippies were simply enjoying recreational chemicals. Why do you try to stop them? Do you HATE their FREEDOM?
No, I hate the lack of mental freedom the habitual drug using hippies create.
Hippietorical freedom is just another form of slavery.
[Oct 1,2006 1:27am - Anti-Racism ""]
How can freedom be slavery? They can take their drugs, and you can read The Myth of the Twentieth Century while wearing all-cotton (Racist) clothing. That's FREEDOM.
[Oct 1,2006 1:30am - niccolai ""]
Cotton is racist?
I thought the plantation owner-killing slave was the racist?
Now you got me all confused.
[Oct 1,2006 1:35am - Anti-Racism ""]
niccolai said:Cotton is racist?
Cotton is the most potent symbol of racist hatred that exists in America. The Klu Klux Klan insisted their uniforms be 100% cotton. Neo-Nazi William Pierce insulated his office with cotton. Most hate crimes are committed in cotton clothing, and cotton is frequently left as a reminder to black people of their "inferior" status among the "races."
Even more, as research done by Duke University graduate student Leon Forsberg demonstrates, cotton evolved during the years of slavery to produce a potent irritant that affects black skin but not white. Cotton, the plant, in addition to cotton, the symbol, is racist.
[Oct 1,2006 1:39am - niccolai ""]
Anti-Racism said: Most hate crimes are committed in cotton clothing, and cotton is frequently left as a reminder to black people of their "inferior" status among the "races."
Well first of all, silk is to expensive to conduct a proper lynching in, and secondly, aren't their low wedges enough of a give away?
[Oct 1,2006 1:41am - Anti-Racism ""]
A silk-based lynching would be less racist than a cotton or hemp-based (Hemp was picked by West Indians) one. It would be an improvement on a vile practice.
[Oct 1,2006 1:41am - niccolai ""]
Anti-Racism said:
Even more, as research done by Duke University graduate student Leon Forsberg demonstrates, cotton evolved during the years of slavery to produce a potent irritant that affects black skin but not white. Cotton, the plant, in addition to cotton, the symbol, is racist.
haha all 200 years of it?
that's a pretty quick evolution process... but I guess when plants hate niggers, they REALLY go to town.
[Oct 1,2006 1:45am - Anti-Racism ""]
niccolai said:that's a pretty quick evolution process... but I guess when plants hate niggers, they REALLY go to town.
Many plants are indeed quite racist. The common mustard plant for example causes irritation in the eyes of most people of Asian descent, but leaves pure Nordid "superior race" types alone. The dodder plant uses its sense of smell to discriminate against African-Americans. And almost all oak trees drop disproportionate amounts of leaves and seeds on cars owned by Hispanics.
[Oct 1,2006 1:53am - Cecchini ""]
niccolai said:
Then a combination of john pulling me and hippie kicking me gets me off.
this line is hillarious taken out of context.
[Oct 1,2006 2:41am - PatMeebles ""]
You did the right thing.
[Oct 1,2006 2:55am - the_reverend ""]
I really really really want to change the title of this to say Just pounded my sister. but I wont
[Oct 1,2006 2:58am - Allah That ""]
It's Oct. ,Random Dumpster Hippie would be a good name for a band, if hippies did'nt suck so much.
[Oct 1,2006 10:02am - handinjury ""]
Next time use the metal part of the hammer to bash that kids face. You need to have a sit down with your sister, tell her the house is not drug party central, and you make the rules and she must follow them.
[Oct 1,2006 11:05am - xanonymousx ""]
wow some people have no respect for other's homes or hospitality
[Oct 1,2006 11:06am - NotSoSinisterMinister ""]
the_reverend said:I hate patchouli
Why is it that these fucking hippie pukes think that putting on some nauseating oil will cover up there shitty B.O. It's worse than someone trying to put cologne on a wet dog.
[Oct 1,2006 11:07am - Dankill ""]
I for one, support hippie and wigger beatings in your own home.
[Oct 1,2006 11:12am - the_reverend ""]
I bet they were listening to rap.
[Oct 1,2006 1:26pm - Anti-Racism ""]
the_reverend said:I really really really want to change the title of this to say Just pounded my sister. but I wont
Is your sister hot?
[Oct 1,2006 1:40pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
Anti-Racism said:the_reverend said:I really really really want to change the title of this to say Just pounded my sister. but I wont
Is your sister hot?
That is racist.
[Oct 1,2006 1:43pm - niccolai ""]
descriminating against racist people is intolerant and wrong.
[Oct 1,2006 1:53pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Anti-Racism said:the_reverend said:I really really really want to change the title of this to say Just pounded my sister. but I wont
Is your sister hot?
oooh yeah. hot like the station. you should totally go after her.
i wish i was there to see this niccolai. all the fucked up shit happens when i'm not there, hahaha. i would have stepped on your foot too though, cuz i'm a good friend like that.
[Oct 1,2006 1:56pm - niccolai ""]
haha. You should have saw my sisters boyfriend be all turtlish.
good thing it's halloween decorating season for my mom and there are tools kicking around everywhere in the fucking house.
[Oct 1,2006 3:10pm - pam ""]
Your life is non-stop excitement, Niccolai. I never get to hit hippies with hammers.
[Oct 1,2006 3:18pm - niccolai ""]
It's all negative excitement with long periods of boredom between.
[Oct 1,2006 3:20pm - dertoxia ""]
so is the video of all this going down on youtube yet? cause......youtube has everything
[Oct 1,2006 3:21pm - niccolai ""]
I wish I had a video camera. I would put EVERYTHING on youtube.
[Oct 1,2006 3:52pm - the_reverend ""]
niccolai said dear penthouse forum,
I never thought this would happen to me, but the other day... well... I pounded my own sister! christmas is going to be akward this year.
[Oct 1,2006 3:54pm - niccolai ""]
FUCK I forgot you posted there too...
[Oct 1,2006 3:58pm - the_reverend ""]
I post there are "the rev was here" and "12 inches long, thick as a coke can"
[Oct 1,2006 4:00pm - niccolai ""]
the_reverend said: "12 inches long, thick as a coke can"
An obvious reference to your forearm..
[Oct 1,2006 4:02pm - the_reverend ""]
I knew XruffiesXgiveXpoopiesXidn was you cause you posted in the "general discusion" forum about your brockton show.
[Oct 1,2006 4:04pm - niccolai ""]
That was a aick show... There were so many hot dudes in tight leather pants..
[Oct 1,2006 4:46pm - Joshtruction ""]
Nice. My cousin jen was over here with her boyfriend friday playing poker. They were hgetting drunk and her boyfriend decided to act a fool and punch me. I pounded the kid till he was out cold, my cousin tried to jump inbetween us (on the floor) and I ended up busting her face open too. both of them had a trip to the ER and I grabbed thier money that was on the poker table. I hate how dumb people can be at times.
Glad you whooped on him!
[Oct 1,2006 6:21pm - Anti-Racism ""]
White people are violent...
[Oct 1,2006 7:22pm - largefreakatzero ""]
You didn't even need to tell the whole story. You could have just said "I hit a hippie with a hammer" and it you would have been in the right. Fine work indeed.
[Oct 1,2006 7:39pm - Anti-Racism ""]
Most hippies are white, so it's not discriminatory to beat the shit out of them.
[Oct 2,2006 10:38am - Yeti ""]
next time bring in a can of Lysol. that will get rid of any hippies.
[Oct 2,2006 11:02am - xmikex @ work ""]
If it were socially acceptable I'd commit all hate crimes draped in velvet.
[Oct 2,2006 12:56pm - Anti-Racism ""]
Naked under the velvet?
[Oct 2,2006 2:42pm - KuKluxWho? ""]
lets kill all niggers and hippies...then the jews.....Hail Hitler!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Oct 2,2006 3:24pm - Yeti ""]
hear thee my fellow nazolics
come join the neotheofascists
keep der race pure practice eugenics
and swear to the holy swasafix