It's official......[views:3297][posts:34]________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 10:33am - Hoser ""] Mrs. Hoser is pregnant with our 1st child. I have been embarrassed as hell walking into drug stores and buying prenatal vitamins and all of the other weird shit that she needs. Dan Robinson where are you man??!! I need your advice on how to not be embarrassed buying all of this weird shit! No seriously...were very happy about it. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 14,2006 10:34am - Yeti ""] you could look at it as you are buying the stuff because you are getting laid regularly. and you can laugh at all of the people who arent. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 10:35am - RichHorror ""] Nice. I trust you're already buying 'Baby's First Shotgun'. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 10:37am - SacreligionNLI ""] should i tell him it's my kid? bah nuts i already fucked it up |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 11:16am - dreadkill ""] the baby already hates massachusetts and liberals. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 11:17am - RichHorror ""] The fetus has already called the midwife a pinko faggot and told her to get a fucking job. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 11:19am - Hoser ""] Hahahahahahahahaha....no I hope that my kid never has any interest in politics in any form. And yes....there will be a youth shotgun somewhere in the mix..... |
| _____________________________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 11:20am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Congratulations. I trust that this will be the most frightening child on the planet. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 11:22am - RichHorror ""] Only until my offsring are unleashed. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 12:00pm - Abbath ""] wow man congrats |
| _______________________________ [Sep 14,2006 12:46pm - Yeti ""] RichHorror said:Only until my offsring are unleashed. if you've seen the movie "Its Alive!" then you already know what they are going to be like. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 12:46pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] dreadkill said:the baby already hates massachusetts and liberals. Right, I was going to say, congrats and make sure you keep your baby away from all those unwashed colored folk. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 12:51pm - RichHorror ""] DEM HOBOS IS EVERYWHERE. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 12:58pm - powerkok ""] This is how this went.... Mrs Hoser- "Oh btw, Im pregnant." Hoser- "Oh Cool...ZZZzzzzzzZZZZZ" really. congrats bud, I'll see you tonight. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 12:59pm - niccolai ""] Hoser said:Mrs. Hoser is pregnant with our 1st child. I have been embarrassed as hell walking into drug stores and buying prenatal vitamins and all of the other weird shit that she needs. Dan Robinson where are you man??!! I need your advice on how to not be embarrassed buying all of this weird shit! No seriously...were very happy about it. Order everything offline. It removes the akward feeling. Thats how I buy glittery anal lubricant and vibrating cockrings. I don't want some hot chick at an adult video store see my buying those things. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 1:00pm - niccolai ""] Buy the baby one of those little japanese ESP horison. those are just adorable. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 2:18pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] Welcome to the end of yer life. Mine ended 11 years ago. Congrats regardless. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 2:23pm - Josh_Martin ""] I can't wait until the kid turns 14 and starts rebelling. "Dad, meet my girlfriend Laquisha. We're going to make tofu cookies for the ACLU fundraiser and then drive our hybrid car to Boston to score some X." |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 2:28pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] Josh_Martin said:I can't wait until the kid turns 14 and starts rebelling. "Dad, meet my girlfriend Laquisha. We're going to make tofu cookies for the ACLU fundraiser and then drive our hybrid car to Boston to score some X." HA!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 2:53pm - anonymous ""] You got married to her after knowing her for 6 months and she's already preggo? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 2:57pm - RichHorror ""] That's what you call not wasting time. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 3:05pm - Hooker nli ""] dad.... i'm going to BU. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 3:07pm - powerkok ""] anonymous said:You got married to her after knowing her for 6 months and she's already preggo? They couldve known each other 2 days, and still got married, they are perfect for each other. Really. She IS a female Hoser, to the T. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 3:12pm - RichHorror ""] I can relate. That's rad. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 3:16pm - largefreakatzero ""] Congrats Hose. Now it's time to get snipped! |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 3:18pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] largefreakatzero said:Congrats Hose. Now it's time to get snipped! Good idea. I got snipped, but not until after the 3rd spud.8^( |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 3:24pm - largefreakatzero ""] CaptainCleanoff said:largefreakatzero said:Congrats Hose. Now it's time to get snipped! Good idea. I got snipped, but not until after the 3rd spud.8^( I got snipped before any spuds, but I am a selfish fucker. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 14,2006 3:30pm - CNV ""] Congrats man!!! Raise him or her to hate the state of Mass |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 3:32pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] largefreakatzero said:CaptainCleanoff said:largefreakatzero said:Congrats Hose. Now it's time to get snipped! Good idea. I got snipped, but not until after the 3rd spud.8^( I got snipped before any spuds, but I am a selfish fucker. SMART SMART SMART SMART SMART SMART SMART SMART man.:bow: |
| _______________________________ [Sep 14,2006 4:26pm - Hoser ""] Hahahahahaha.....I laughed at Josh's comment but I highly doubt a scenario like that would ever take place. Between my wife and I, this kid will be lucky if he / she doesn't eat gravel and shit barbed wire. I know it sounds charming, doesn't it? Nah...we're jazzed about it. It'll be interesting to get some noise way out in the woods where we live once in a while. I just don't know how I'm gonna handle shitty diapers yet.....I fucking hate poop. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 14,2006 4:28pm - Hoser ""] anonymous said:You got married to her after knowing her for 6 months and she's already preggo? It was actually 1 year and 1 month later that I married her. Who is this anyway? Not many people know us..... |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 4:29pm - davefromthegrave ""] You guys should hire castledoomerown for a babysitter. then you can have HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT NAKED BABYPOOP SEX ORGIES in the bathtub. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 14,2006 4:31pm - Hoser ""] BAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahaha.... |
| __________________________________ [Sep 14,2006 4:38pm - powerkok ""] Hoser said:I fucking hate poop. I dont even know you anymore. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 14,2006 4:40pm - Hoser ""] Dude...I love talking about it and poking at it with a stick....but I can't even clean up dogshit with a shovel without dry heaving. |