how do straight edge people pick up girls?[views:4980][posts:18]______________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 1:37am - the_reverend ""] if they can't get them drunk? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 2:26am - RustedAngel ""] i actually don't think it's possible to pickup a girl if you don't. i think you need to drink in order to be smooth enough to hump random girls. i don't drink so i'm stuck with rosey palms. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 2:47am - the_reverend ""] sara = so pissed off. if she could get on to this site I mean |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 2:56am - DeOdiumMortis ""] the_reverend said:how do straight edge people pick up girls? With their hands. Though the smarts know: lift with your legs, not with your back. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 10:02am - xeatadickx ""] hahaha, by being in bands. it doesnt matter if you're a fat, stupid oily gorilla - if you're in a band, you=hot. thank got for mindless scene chicks. and for us edge kids who are bandless, we have to rely on our razor sharp wit and charming personalities, haha. you've all seen me, not exactly gq material, but i've had 4 (hot) girlfriends in my life. and i didnt ask any of them out - it always started as friends, then crazyfoot tom put the personality on, and they always ask me out, haha. goes to show you: personality + funny = boobs muscle + sportscar = bohunk |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 10:17am - joe/notcommon ""] i'm not straight edge, but i don't drink or anything. i usually pick up girls by, oh wait. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 10:48am - nick1762 ""] i'll let you all in on a little secret... prayer groups are an untapped source when it comes to picking up girls :satancross: i'm 2 for 2 with nice little catholic girls |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 10:54am - the_reverend ""] xeatadickx: weren't you drunk at the box of knives? joe: you pick your girls up... from the morgue... nick: I saw that movie "naughty catholic highschool girls in trouble". It was part of that Kentucky Fried Movie. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 11:03am - joe/notcommon ""] haha thats a good idea aaron. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 11:07am - joe/notcommon ""] here is how I met all the girls I dated: 1- at a camp thing i went to way back 2- through my friend 3- through my friend's girlfriend 4- at the mall 5- in the city i feel like i am forgetting one, fucking whores |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 11:08am - the_reverend ""] well, I know you. and I also know that with you, the girls are either coming from or going to the morgue. you are that guy from chiapas mexico |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 1:40pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] xeatadickx said:hahaha, by being in bands. it doesnt matter if you're a fat, stupid oily gorilla - if you're in a band, you=hot. thank got for mindless scene chicks. I havn't gotten or really even met a single girl from being in this band. Nothing is failsafe. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 1:43pm - xstolenxechoesx ""] it just goes to show that sxe kids are better at picking up guys or girls .. cause we use are skills and dont have to get them drunk and still get the g/g |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 2:28pm - xeatadickx ""] hahaha rev, no i wasnt drunk at the box of knives, just exuberant i guess. i mean, shit, goratory, enough said. maybe i said i was drunk, but i like to pretend i am sometimes so i can be a total asshole, for fun. but im actually militant hardline straight edge, the worst there is, hahahaha and i can vouch for nick on the catholic girls. i just hope when it gets all serious they dont go prying into your past, or even meet me and eric. bible burnings on tape? i dont think itd pass over too well with katharine. ps rev, its your stupid states fault i talk about drinking. once in NH, i carried my friend eric out in my arms, and all these flannel-wearing trucker men were getting ready to kill...so i had to scream he was totally wasted and ran out of the place. so there plus, your landmark exploded. -xheinekenx |
| _______________________________ [Oct 12,2003 3:32pm - Hoser ""] I picked my girlfriend up just being in a band. I love mindless scene chicks. She worked at the bar, saw our band, made me do a shot out of her pants, and I've been with her ever since. I love my band. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 6:21pm - nick1762 ""] xeatadickx said: and i can vouch for nick on the catholic girls. i just hope when it gets all serious they dont go prying into your past, or even meet me and eric. bible burnings on tape? i dont think itd pass over too well with katharine. god damnit i thought you got rid of that tape but the best part is when a super religious girl is all confused that an atheist kid that listens to death metal treats her better than any xtian dude ever did |
| ________________________________ [Oct 13,2003 1:41am - xmikex ""] i'm straightedge, and i just turned single after a 2 year relationship. i have yet to pickup a single girl. i fuckign suck. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 13,2003 2:48am - Terence ""] I hate girls. :tmnt1: |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 13,2003 3:17am - joe/notcommon ""] damn xmikex, i wrote a song about your girlfriend too. i guess i have to can it now. whats her number by the way? |