ATTN: everyone
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[Jul 10,2006 9:22pm - niccolai ""]
The first person who can tell me where the fuck the television remote is wins.
I will paypal you 20$ if you can help me find it. I've been searching for over and hour and I want to order something on demand.
[Jul 10,2006 9:23pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Double check the couch. It's alwayst stuffed in the fucking couch. God damn remote.
[Jul 10,2006 9:23pm - RichHorror ""]
It's in the last place you'll look.
[Jul 10,2006 9:32pm - nate ""]
on top of the TV
[Jul 10,2006 9:36pm - niccolai ""]
Drink Hard Thrash Hard, I check in the c... how the hell do you spell that word?
Well I checked in those, than flipped the couch and love seat over and cut the fabric out of the bottom with a razor. I found my old DVD remove, some dove chocolate, and about $1.50 in change but no remote.
Nate, no luck
Rich... You're fresh.
[Jul 10,2006 9:39pm - RichHorror ""]
And correct.
[Jul 10,2006 9:47pm - niccolai ""]
You're a big freshy.
[Jul 10,2006 9:51pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
niccolai said:Drink Hard Thrash Hard, I check in the c... how the hell do you spell that word?
What, cushions?
Try the bathroom next. And behind your TV.
[Jul 10,2006 9:52pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
It's in the kitchen.
My PayPal is PathosProd@hotmail.com
[Jul 10,2006 10:00pm - niccolai ""]
I'm only paypaling answers that bring me directly to the remote.
answers like 'the living room' aren't going to cut it because it still won't help me find it.
I'll take answers like "under the toaster" or 'next to the toilet'
not 'in the house somewhere'
[Jul 10,2006 10:02pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
It's on top of the fridge or on a counter or table in the kitchen.
[Jul 10,2006 10:04pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Adam Sandler stole it for his gay new movie. You'll find it at Studio B Lot 8, in the shitter.
[Jul 10,2006 10:04pm - niccolai ""]
No luck.
keep in mind I've been looking for this thing for almost 2 hours now, so it's probably not somewhere out in the open.
[Jul 10,2006 10:06pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Did you check your hand?
[Jul 10,2006 10:06pm - niccolai ""]
.... you son of a bitch.
[Jul 10,2006 10:07pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
[Jul 10,2006 10:12pm - niccolai ""]
the search continues folks.
[Jul 10,2006 10:15pm - anonymous ""]
is it a personal remote { like your tv in your bedroom}
or a community remote { like the one in the living room}
[Jul 10,2006 10:15pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Is it in your entertainment center? (if you have one)
How about the garbage?
How about the bathroom where you put it down so you could play with something else?
[Jul 10,2006 10:20pm - anonymous ""]
under the bed
[Jul 10,2006 10:24pm - davefromthegrave ""]
look in, and around, the fridge. maybe you got up to grab a beer and left it in there without thinking.
[Jul 10,2006 10:24pm - niccolai ""]
it's the TV remote for the on demand box, the only one in the house.
not on the entertainment center and there's no way it could be under my bed (no frame)
it better fucking not be in the trash
[Jul 10,2006 10:29pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
davefromthegrave said:look in, and around, the fridge. maybe you got up to grab a beer and left it in there without thinking.
That's what I thought also.
[Jul 10,2006 10:31pm - tbone_r nli ""]
i havent really read the rest of the other guys answers, but...
-under the couch
-kitchen counter
-roommates room
[Jul 10,2006 10:34pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Maybe you never actually owned this remote control, but were BRAINWASHED into thinking you did. And maybe something snapped you out of it...
[Jul 10,2006 11:00pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""]
check your dvd area, I sometimes put it down there when I'm grabbing a movie.
[Jul 10,2006 11:11pm - RichHorror ""]
It's all in your mind.
[Jul 10,2006 11:13pm - the_reverend ""]
COUCH
c..
o...
r. you going to the store today?
[Jul 10,2006 11:30pm - niccolai ""]
Hey Sideburns, you want some of this milk?
[Jul 10,2006 11:35pm - dyingmuse ""]
under the couch, in the bed, under the bed has to be there!
did you find it?
[Jul 11,2006 12:52am - powerkok ""]
Check in the giant tunnel that is your a-hole!
[Jul 11,2006 12:54am - eddie ""]
on top of your amp
[Jul 11,2006 11:12am - niccolai ""]
never found it. I'm doomed (why the hell is there still no sadface emoticon?)
[Jul 11,2006 1:12pm - niccolai ""]
praise jesus I fucking found it!
My mother steam cleaned the living room so she moved everything out of the hallway and the remote was left behind in the hallway.