Ah, myspace...[views:5023][posts:59]___________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:11pm - pam nli ""] Might be the most ridiculous email I've gotten on here so far... Hi Pam - I saw your profile and saw that photography is one of your hobbies. I was wondering if you might be able to help me with something? If not, I understand. I don't want you to think I'm a weirdo/freak or something. My wife would like some nude pictures of me and I am trying to find someone to take them (with my digital camera). She is out of town for the next week and a half so I am trying to get them taken soon. I would love to surprise her for our anniversary. I am 33 and not looking for anything sexual in any way from you - I just need someone to take the pictures. I live in Needham and we could take the pictures at my apartment, you can even bring a friend if it would make you feel more at ease about taking the pictures. Please let me know if you might be able/willing to help me out. If not, please forgive the "random message". Thank you very much, Dave [img] :pukeface: |
| __________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:14pm - vesgore ""] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:14pm - dreadkill ""] he just wants to throw his microwave at you. don't do it. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:15pm - pam nli ""] Something tells me he couldn't lift a microwave. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:15pm - dreadkill ""] he looks like he has a mean boner in that picture. also, what's with the women's soccer team shirt? i wouldn't trust him. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:16pm - dreadkill ""] pam, you and jon and rich should drink with me on sunday. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:16pm - pam nli ""] Why do you know that's a women's soccer team? I knew you were gay. ;) |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:17pm - dreadkill ""] i'm smart |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:17pm - pam nli ""] dreadkill said:pam, you and jon and rich should drink with me on sunday. Sunday? I have school on Monday...won't be able to get annihilated or anything. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:20pm - dreadkill ""] i have school too, but sunday is the weekend, and i can't be sober for one minute of it. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:20pm - sacreligion ""] i'd say i'll go so he doesn't do anything weird but i still wouldn't recommend doing it...haha yeti's g/f once got a proposal from some woman in her hometown that would pay her $10K to sleep with her and her husband yyyyeah...people are strange when you're a stranger faces are ugly when you're alone |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:21pm - pam nli ""] That makes perfect sense. Count me in. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:22pm - dreadkill ""] sacreligion said:i'd say i'll go so he doesn't do anything weird but i still wouldn't recommend doing it...haha yeti's g/f once got a proposal from some woman in her hometown that would pay her $10K to sleep with her and her husband yyyyeah...people are strange when you're a stranger faces are ugly when you're alone for that kind of money, i'd sleep with the girl and husband or let my gf do it if i was getting the money. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:23pm - dreadkill ""] pam nli said:That makes perfect sense. Count me in. i always make perfect sense. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:24pm - BornSoVile ""] vespah said it! |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:24pm - dreadkill ""] "hey stranger, i don't you to think i'm weird, but can you come over and take nude pictures of me? bring a friend!" only weirdos would make those types of requests. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:24pm - dreadkill ""] i will have rich come over and take nude pictures of me on sunday if no one wants to drink. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:39pm - pam nli ""] hot. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:43pm - the_reverend ""] wow.. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:45pm - dreadkill ""] i'll wow you |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:49pm - davefromthegrave ""] dreadkill said:he looks like he has a mean boner in that picture. did you notice that while you were gazing at his crotch? |
| ______________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:49pm - cav ""] haha |
| _________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:52pm - Abbath ""] hahahahahahahaha beautiful i wish i could give this guy a jumping high five |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 11:57pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] He will look like this... [img] when Pam and Rich Horror are done with him. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 12:11am - dreadkill ""] davefromthegrave said:dreadkill said:he looks like he has a mean boner in that picture. did you notice that while you were gazing at his crotch? it's the focal point of the picture |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 12:50am - the_reverend ""] 1) that guy has never had a gf 2) how to do you spell raped, straggled, anally violated and dumped in a sack? P A M if she met up with this guy |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 12:52am - dreadkill ""] i think pam could kick his ass. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 12:56am - the_reverend ""] when he's got the crazy purple knockout gas... |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 1:13am - BornSoVile ""] so, i wonder what pam replied with... |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 1:20am - the_reverend ""] um.. yeah, duh |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 1:35am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] pam, can you come take nude pictures of me? my, uh, wife wants them. yeah that's it. I have to have a raging boner that I push against the lens, too, btw. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 8:48am - hungtableed ""] unbefuckinleavable. what a fucking CREEEEP! |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 8:54am - poopsmcgee ""] she should link him to this thread..haha..try to get to defend himself |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 8:57am - poopsmcgee ""] pam nli said:Something tells me he couldn't lift a microwave. link him here pam |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 9:07am - Anthony nli ""] wow, that message is hilarious |
| _______________________________ [Apr 20,2006 10:37am - Yeti ""] my girlfriend got an email from a woman offering her 15k to sleep with her husband before their wedding. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 3:30pm - kellthevalkyrie ""] AHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA. Oh man alive, that's insane! |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 3:33pm - Josh_Martin ""] Pam, offer to do it if you can bring a friend. Take me with you. While you're taking the pics, I'll go through his house and rob him blind. We'll split the take. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 3:38pm - the_reverend ""] yeti: what did she do with the $15K? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 3:45pm - sacreligion ""] ohhhh snap |
| ______________________________ [Apr 20,2006 10:39pm - pam ""] I would totally wreck that guy, are you serious? Josh...I'm listening. I haven't replied yet, I'm not sure I have words in my vocabulary to properly do so, but linking him here sounds like a good idea. I think I'll do that. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 20,2006 10:40pm - pam ""] the_reverend said:yeti: what did she do with the $15K? AHAHAHAHA ... WOW |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 11:11pm - poopsmcgee ""] link him..it would be amaizing |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 5:59am - wade nli ""] he looks like a serial killer trying to not look like a serial killer in that pic and at that he fails. hasn't he ever heard of a self-timer and tripod? or just hold that shit from the bottom to give that penisaurus illusion! that's what i'd reply. i bet the nudes would be one of the funniest things ever seen by anyone. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 7:15am - the_reverend ""] John Wayne Myspace |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 7:40am - RichHorror ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:He will look like this... [img] when Pam and Rich Horror are done with him. Sexy. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 11:01am - dreadkill ""] Josh_Martin said:Pam, offer to do it if you can bring a friend. Take me with you. While you're taking the pics, I'll go through his house and rob him blind. We'll split the take. great idea |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 11:02am - dreadkill ""] wade nli said:i bet the nudes would be one of the funniest things ever seen by anyone. i agree |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 11:51am - anonymous ""] my space is a joke, so many wacks and its really scaring me. you never know what people are capable of. the mind is a strange thing |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 11:54am - anonymous ""] also look at the eyes, the eyes tell a lot about a person's psychological make up. in this case, please do not respond. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 1:40pm - pam nli ""] I should make him give me his phone number for further harassment. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 1:45pm - Christraper ""] get his phone number!!!!!!!!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 1:46pm - Christraper ""] he's got that space cadet look in his eyes |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 1:50pm - the_reverend ""] his "gf" is his mom who's basement he lives in. I remember when that dude played the tall guy on the drew carey show. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 1:54pm - Christraper ""] He's wicked hot Pam, I don't understand why you dont wanna see him naked. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 1:55pm - Christraper ""] I bet he'd look great in bondage gear |
| __________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 2:30pm - pam nli ""] do YOU want to take the pictures, sunshine? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 3:04pm - Christraper ""] nope. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 6:30pm - Abbath ""] oh hey! why haven't you given us his myspace page yet?! |
| ______________________________ [Apr 21,2006 6:57pm - CNV ""] I know a creep when I see one He wants to hold you @ gun point, rape, kill, and then rape you again I can just tell |