ATTN: ladies...[views:3582][posts:9]___________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 6:41pm - ratt_mowe ""] Cowmaximus: I wish women that had no intention of putting my penis in their mouth would stop talking to me. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 6:41pm - RichHorror ""] Yes, ladies. Please take note. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 6:42pm - ratt_mowe ""] i hope the also take note of the numbers of hairs on your scrotum. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 6:43pm - RichHorror ""] And the number of times I stab them in the side of the neck with a Phillips head screwdriver. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 6:44pm - ratt_mowe ""] phillips head screwdrivers are so modern. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 6:46pm - ratt_mowe ""] just deal with that....[img] |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 8:45pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] HIGH54CANCER: on and another thing, i dont understand why in porn girls moan while getting tittie fucked, i mean when i do that they dont moan. they just kinda stare like please dont fuck my eye out Cowmaximus: I don't understand why they moan when they're wearing a strap-on and the other girl is sucking off the strap-on HIGH54CANCER: the mysteries of the vagina Cowmaximus: I don't understand why they have to speak HIGH54CANCER: well thats to tell you, they like it and more, harder all that goodstuff. you know i mean how else would they be able to ask you if youre full at dinner Cowmaximus: They should just keep bringing more food out until you punch them i the whoreface HIGH54CANCER: haha HIGH54CANCER: ok you win this round Cowmaximus: And when they cry, say "Sorry. I just wanted to punch you in the whoreface, whoreface!" Cowmaximus: And laugh and laugh. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 14,2006 3:31am - RichHorror ""] Oh, those were the days of wine and salad. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 14,2006 7:09am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 14,2006 9:54am - RichHorror ""] It's the only way they ever listen, truly. |