I have a kidney stone...[views:7798][posts:29]____________________________________ [Sep 18,2003 11:43am - easyed_69 ""] ....and I gotta piss it out......FUCKIN HELL THIS SHIT HURTS..... |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 18,2003 11:56am - the_reverend ""] I know someone who had one of those. she wasn't happy. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 18,2003 12:02pm - succubus ""] the_reverend said:I know someone who had one of those. she wasn't happy. yeah but i don't have a "pee pee" and the pain is a bitch...but not as bad as my other issue...ugh sucks... |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 18,2003 12:06pm - RustedAngel ""] i can't imagine. write us a detailed experience when it passes! |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 18,2003 12:09pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Blast some absurdly bassy metal through your guts. Or in actuality, someone twice as low as we can hear, I don't know the exact numbers on that are, but some wicked low note will purée that thing like a baby in a blender. Happy hunting. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 18,2003 6:01pm - easyed_69 ""] Ugh....it came out......it felt like a small ball of razors coming out.....it is by far the worst thing I've ever experienced in my life.... |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 18,2003 6:01pm - the_reverend ""] save it and make a necklace out of it. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 18,2003 6:08pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Then tell people you used it to kill your friend, and it stabbed someone in the woods because they were gay, then it got drunk and fell off a bridge and died, after it burnt your house down. Now that's a black metal kidney stone. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 18,2003 6:11pm - the_reverend ""] someone's posts are getting weirder and weirder... have you been in the woods too much mortiis? |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 18,2003 6:27pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] the_reverend said:someone's posts are getting weirder and weirder... You are... is... am... er. the_reverend said:have you been in the woods too much mortiis? No, and I'm not dead, I'm just real depressed... Just... being around you kinda makes me wanna die. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 18,2003 10:16pm - retzam ""] DeOdiumMortis said:Then tell people you used it to kill your friend, and it stabbed someone in the woods because they were gay, then it got drunk and fell off a bridge and died, after it burnt your house down. Now that's a black metal kidney stone. ok, i caught the dissection reference. maybe the friend killing thing is mayhem? but what is the bridge falling and the house burning from? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 18,2003 11:24pm - xboobiesx ""] DeOdiumMortis said:the_reverend said:someone's posts are getting weirder and weirder... You are... is... am... er. the_reverend said:have you been in the woods too much mortiis? No, and I'm not dead, I'm just real depressed... Just... being around you kinda makes me wanna die. COMMENCE TA JIGGLIN! aqua teen hunger force is great. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 19,2003 12:01am - DeOdiumMortis ""] kill your friend = Varg stabbed someone in the woods because they were gay = Faust burnt your house down = all of them, though they were buring chruches, I took liberties here this one's my favorite though: got drunk and fell off a bridge and died = Teemu "Somnium" Raimoranta (Finntroll/Impaled Nazarene) died in Helsinki, Finland on Sunday the 16th of March in an alcohol-related accident in which he fell from a bridge onto ice below. (Metal Update 3/21/03) |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 19,2003 12:07am - DeOdiumMortis ""] xboobiesx said:DeOdiumMortis said:the_reverend said:someone's posts are getting weirder and weirder... You are... is... am... er. the_reverend said:have you been in the woods too much mortiis? No, and I'm not dead, I'm just real depressed... Just... being around you kinda makes me wanna die. COMMENCE TA JIGGLIN! aqua teen hunger force is great. That's right you get along with me! Hmph. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 19,2003 6:24am - retzam ""] DeOdiumMortis said:kill your friend = Varg stabbed someone in the woods because they were gay = Faust burnt your house down = all of them, though they were buring chruches, I took liberties here this one's my favorite though: got drunk and fell off a bridge and died = Teemu "Somnium" Raimoranta (Finntroll/Impaled Nazarene) died in Helsinki, Finland on Sunday the 16th of March in an alcohol-related accident in which he fell from a bridge onto ice below. (Metal Update 3/21/03) And by Varg you mean Count Grishnackh (Varg Vikernes)? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 19,2003 9:20am - the_reverend ""] varg is an acronym, but I forget for what. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 19,2003 1:31pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] retzam said:And by Varg you mean Count Grishnackh (Varg Vikernes)? Yup, I believe Varg means wolf, and his birth name was Christian. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 19,2003 2:31pm - the_reverend ""] there's some acronym for it.. some crossed 4 letter words to make v.a.r.g. I'll look it up whrn I get home |
| ________________________________ [Sep 19,2003 3:44pm - retzam ""] DeOdiumMortis said:retzam said:And by Varg you mean Count Grishnackh (Varg Vikernes)? Yup, I believe Varg means wolf, and his birth name was Christian. What the hell. How come people say his real name is Varg and his stage name is Count Grishnackh? Why does he have two stage names??? |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 19,2003 3:48pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] He has at least 4, maybe 5. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 20,2003 12:17pm - retzam ""] http://www.herringlab.com/photos/ holy fucking shit! can you imagine pissing one of these things out? they look like some kind of crazy animal you see in documentaries about the ocean |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 20,2003 12:26pm - babysbreath ""] I thought i had one once, and the ol' doc said i had to whizz it out... I lucked out with only a kidney infection.. which sucked, but look at those pictures!!!! I'd rather tie my dick in a knot and let them stay |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 20,2003 12:52pm - RustedAngel ""] those better not be ACTUAL SIZE!!!!!!!!!!! :thescream: |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 20,2003 12:54pm - babysbreath ""] i think they appear bigger than they are, but they look like those everlasting obstoppers from charlie and the chocolate factory... way to ruin that movie you assholes |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2003 1:02pm - Anthony Cryptic ""] Damn Eddie.... that really sucks about the stone thing. I shudder to even think about how painful that would be. How do you get one of those? And is your other band thing working out? Anyways, thanks for signing the guestbook, I'm glad to hear school's going well. You're in MA right? I hope I see you on the 4th. Boston Latin School is terribly annoying and the CT3 doesn't have anyone cool on it anymore. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 20,2003 4:30pm - retzam ""] Haha, the second one down looks like bacon. Mmmmmm....bacon. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 20,2003 7:16pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] [img] Chocolate with peanuts. [img] Bacon. [img] Crazy diseased donut. [img] Unholy pretzel of Satan. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 21,2003 9:44am - the_reverend ""] my dick hurts just looking at those |
| ________________________________ [Sep 21,2003 4:27pm - retzam ""] Which one did yours most resemble easyed? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 21,2003 7:49pm - RustedAngel ""] DeOdiumMortis said: [img] Unholy pretzel of Satan. HAHHAHAHAHAH AAHAH AH HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAA HA AHA HA HAH AHAHAAH |