I've just been handed a press pass for a Ron Jeremy press conference.[views:2265][posts:21]_____________________________________ [Mar 15,2006 12:37pm - RichHorror ""] ... |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2006 12:39pm - the_reverend ""] haded? you mean loaded? waded? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2006 12:39pm - RichHorror ""] I didn't mean to offend you, Captain Spelling. |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 15,2006 12:40pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Maybe if you're lucky he'll grab your tit suggestively. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2006 12:41pm - the_reverend ""] I'm out of here *swoosh* oh wait, cap'ts can't fly. *rows* |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2006 12:42pm - RichHorror ""] My titties are big enough, that's for sure. Apparently he'll be debating some fundamentalist on the topic of porno. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2006 12:44pm - the_reverend ""] words that you can live by? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2006 12:46pm - RichHorror ""] I wish you could be sweet like when we're alone when we're in front of your friends. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 15,2006 4:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] he's coming to UMass dartmouth tomorrow night...is that where you're gonna be rich? cuz i'll be there. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2006 4:40pm - RichHorror ""] Yup! |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 15,2006 4:43pm - HUNGERoftheUNDEAD ""] Ron Jeremy is a great guy and very down to Earth. I met him several years ago. He's actually really funny. I saw him perform stand up too |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2006 4:44pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah. Everything I've seen gave me that vibe. I'm psyched. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 16,2006 6:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] i'm heading out to this event right now. maybe i'll see ya there, rich. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 16,2006 6:08pm - RichHorror ""] I'm puking like my name was Joe McNamara, so no. :( |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 16,2006 6:41pm - the_reverend ""] then you need a proxy to ask "why do I always get cast as the retarded brother who jerks off ouside the window? cause ill do gay for pay so I don't get it!" |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 16,2006 10:53pm - Sinistas ""] Ron Jeremy can suck his own cock. It's amazing that anybody has ever seen him outside of his own home. |
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| ____________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 8:08am - infoterror ""] RichHorror said:Apparently he'll be debating some fundamentalist on the topic of porno. Fuck him in the ass to give him an idea of how the women feel. Feelings. Yeah. (Goes off to vote.) |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 8:18am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] infoterror said:RichHorror said:Apparently he'll be debating some fundamentalist on the topic of porno. Fuck him in the ass to give him an idea of how the women feel. Feelings. Yeah. (Goes off to vote.) good idea, those women don't get paid incredibly large sums of money or any kind of fame from their work. And it's definitely not voluntary, they're lured into doing the movies by aliens and then beaten till they suck cock. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 8:24am - the_reverend ""] my eyes have now been openedto the horrible side of porno. thanks nick. now, I have to convince carina to get rid of all her collection. |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 8:44am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] the_reverend said:my eyes have now been openedto the horrible side of porno. thanks nick. now, I have to convince carina to get rid of all her collection. I was being sarcastic. I <3 Porn. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 8:46am - davefromthegrave ""] anal jeopardy |