ATTENTION!!! STEVEN COLBERT IS DEAD![views:5469][posts:44]___________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 2:49am - ratt_mowe ""] you heard it here first. thank the rev for breaking this terrible news.... |
| __________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 2:50am - brian_dc ""] holy shit! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 2:52am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] As long as Stephen Colbert is alive, everything is fine. Fuck that Steven guy. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 2:53am - brian_dc ""] my "decision" to spell it wrong earlier tonight has lived on in 3 threads now! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 2:58am - the_reverend ""] hm.... http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/02/21/mexico.mine/index.html Overnight search for Mexico miners Family members say they're getting desperate connection? I think so. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 3:04am - brian_dc ""] summary. Stephen Colbert killed. He was on vacation in Mexico doing some brutal mining work. He was quoted beforehand, "When I go on vacation I don't lay around and collecting "rays" and drinking "booze," no. The heroes, they go someplace that reminds them why they love being American and work harder than they ever have to in the greatest country in the world. If I didn't go on this vacation, it would only be fair to call me...a coward." Stephen was 41 years old, he leaves behind his wife and two children. don't even bother clicking the link, I totally summed it up awesomely. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 10:15am - MetalcoreSUCKS ""] ratt_mowe said:you heard it here first. thank the rev for breaking this terrible news.... Who is this guy? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 10:17am - the_reverend ""] this thread calls for 10 most posts... of the truth. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 10:24am - dreadkill ""] what the fuck? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 12:36pm - paradigmdream ""] what the hell is going on? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 12:37pm - the_reverend ""] I don't know, but I've working on a new car... powered by, the Truth. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 1:20pm - ratt_mowe ""] that guy is me. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 1:20pm - ratt_mowe ""] but thats not the point here. the point is that STEPHEN COLBERT IS DEAD. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 2:08pm - brian_dc ""] I reiterate. WHAT!?!?!?!?! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 2:26pm - ratt_mowe ""] i know. its hard to deal with.... |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 2:31pm - the_reverend ""] no wait, what? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 2:32pm - ratt_mowe ""] huh? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 2:35pm - the_reverend ""] sonnamabich |
| ______________________________ [Feb 21,2006 2:39pm - cav ""] its true its true |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 2:48pm - mOe @ work ""] what the hell...link to a valid news site?? |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 5:45pm - SacreligionNLI ""] nonsense...we all know that the truth can't die...and colbert IS the truth |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 5:52pm - the_reverend ""] eat of his body and your shall be feasting on... the truth. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 5:57pm - SacreligionNLI ""] eat of his brain...and it will give you power |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 6:09pm - the_reverend ""] drink of his blood and you will be drunk on 100% pure grain truth. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 6:10pm - SacreligionNLI ""] suck his marrow and taste the succulent juices of truthiness |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 6:13pm - the_reverend ""] feel that? that's the sharp jab of the truth and you can't handle it. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 6:13pm - ratt_mowe ""] Water is of major importance to all living things; in some organisms, up to 90 percent of their body weight comes from water. Up to 60 percent of the human body is water, the brain is composed of 70 percent water, and the lungs are nearly 90 percent water. About 83 percent of our blood is water, which helps digest our food, transport waste, and control body temperature. Each day humans must replace 2.4 litres of water, some through drinking and the rest taken by the body from the foods eaten. but in stephen colbert. this water was replaced with truth. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 6:15pm - the_reverend ""] that's a pretty good one... all your truth are belong to us. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 6:17pm - KillerKadoogan ""] wait so is he really dead or not? I DEMAND THE TRUTH! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 6:25pm - the_reverend ""] this land is your land, not wait, this land is my land, now get off of it you hippies, it's time for the truth. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 6:33pm - the_reverend ""] since no one else is playing with me anymore. "it takes a nation to raise... the truth" |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 6:34pm - ratt_mowe ""] http://www.stephencolbert.co.uk/ |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 6:43pm - the_reverend ""] holy crap! he was the letter V http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170306/ and you know what you can't spell with out V? the trvth. take that spartacus |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 7:03pm - the_reverend ""] I think the best actual one he did was "grab a bucket, I think I'm gonna truth" |
| __________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 7:04pm - brian_dc ""] haha |
| __________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 7:04pm - brian_dc ""] may he rest in truth. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 7:39pm - the_reverend ""] one I could totally see him doing I'd "whowhowhowho, who left the truth out? me, that's who. " |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 7:41pm - the_reverend ""] no wait, he would said "me, american, that's who." |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 7:53pm - the_reverend ""] if he's not dead, prove it. all these reruns for no reason? at the same time as workers trapped in mexico? too perfect isn't it? you can't fight this logic. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 7:55pm - the_reverend ""] oh and you can't fight the truuth! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 8:00pm - the_reverend ""] I heard that he's being detained by the NSA. he got caught at a road block and is being held on trumped up charges of truthing while driving. his blood/truth level was 5x the legal limit of .08 statsistically speaking, he should be dead. I'm just glad he didn't hurt any one else with his binge truthing. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2006 11:31pm - brian_dc ""] new episode tonight it was fun while it lasted |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2006 2:50am - the_reverend ""] how was his spanish? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2006 3:44am - brian_dc ""] horrible, but he spoke a bit of buddhist |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2006 10:29am - the_reverend ""] "when I go on break, my fans notice" |