Bill Hicks Appreciation thread[views:9211][posts:26]_____________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 2:08am - HailTheLeaf ""] "Here's the deal folks, you do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll call forever. End of story, ok? You're another corporate fuckin' shill, you're another whore at the capitalist gang bang, and if you do a commercial there's a price on your head. Everything you say is suspect, and every word that comes out of your mouth, is now like a turd falling into my drink." |
| __________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 2:12am - dan nli ""] there was a piece on him in the paper today going on and on about how its really dumb the cult following he has and how its good hes dead and how thom yorke sucks. at least thats what i got out of it. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 2:24am - HailTheLeaf ""] oh come on, the man was a genius "Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day, doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Regan, Quayle, and Bush just stand around pissing on him and his little piggly, wiggly dick can't get hard." |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 2:49am - HailTheLeaf ""] "Quit thinking you're going to fuckin' make the world better by bringing more little fuckin' cabbages to the planet. Why don't you try loving the people that are already fuckin' here, ok? Instead of living for a future that never fuckin' comes, it doesn't exsist, it ain't comin', there is no future, there's no such thing, it doesn't exsist. 'you're our future, the children are our future!'..there is no such thing asshole, take some mushrooms and squeegie your third fuckin' eye. Oh my god, there is only this moment!" |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 3:02am - DomesticTerror ""] just watched "Sane Man" last night. fuckin' love the guy. dan, what paper? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 3:05am - DomesticTerror ""] i truly feel ripped off by life that he died. whenever shit goes down in the world, i find myself wondering "what would Bill Hicks have to say about this?" can you imagine him ranting about 9/11? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 11:13am - pam nli ""] I love Bill Hicks...Dennis Leary owes his fucking career to him. He's got to be the most ripped off comedian to have ever lived. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 11:16am - Ryan_M ""] HailTheLeaf said:"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day, doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Regan, Quayle, and Bush just stand around pissing on him and his little piggly, wiggly dick can't get hard." hahaha! this is one of my favorite bill hicks pieces i almost died laughing when i first heard this one. i fucking love bill hicks; he was absolutely hilarious and right about everything. i sincerely wish the man was still with us today. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 12:09pm - brian_dc ""] appreciated |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 1:02pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] i have nothing to say on this matter at all |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 3:47pm - DomesticTerror ""] pam nli said:I love Bill Hicks...Dennis Leary owes his fucking career to him. He's got to be the most ripped off comedian to have ever lived. YES!!! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 6:16pm - BestialOnslaught ""] I'm definitely a fan of his work... I think overall, he had a lot of super-intelligent things to say, and a few funny things, but I would not rank his act high in comedic terms. He conveyed some great ideas in a funny way, but not very frequently LOL/knee-slapping funny. RIP |
| ______________________________ [Dec 30,2005 8:43pm - wade ""] second thing i thought when seeing this was fuck dennis leary. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 11:48pm - Cathach ""] One of my heroes.R.I.P.Right before he died he called up Dennis Leary and said 'Hey, Asshole, keep checking the calendar.You should be able to steal my act completely in about a month!' |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 1:49pm - HailTheLeaf ""] DomesticTerror said:i truly feel ripped off by life that he died. whenever shit goes down in the world, i find myself wondering "what would Bill Hicks have to say about this?" can you imagine him ranting about 9/11? exactly...I keep wondering if the Bush dictatorship would've given him a stroke by now from all the angry ranting he'd be doing if he were still alive...he wouldn't be very happy with the way things are going that's for sure, but he wouldn't have any shortage of material either. “A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.” |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 2:12pm - HailTheLeaf ""] “You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.” “People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.” |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 3:19pm - DomesticTerror ""] HailTheLeaf said:DomesticTerror said: exactly...I keep wondering if the Bush dictatorship would've given him a stroke by now from all the angry ranting he'd be doing if he were still alive...he wouldn't be very happy with the way things are going that's for sure, but he wouldn't have any shortage of material either. I'm convinced that Bush Sr.'s administration had something to do with Hick's death. can't prove it yet, but i'm working on it... |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 1,2006 3:05pm - HailTheLeaf ""] hahaha...now there's a conspiracy theory |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 1,2006 7:14pm - infoterror ""] BILL HICKS WAS AN IDIOT LIKE GBK OVERRATED BECAUSE HE APPEALS TO MEDIOCRE PEOPLE "IT'S OK, BUT NOT SO GOOD THAT I FEEL MY FULL FOUR INCHES" YOU FAGS DIE |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 2,2006 10:27am - HailTheLeaf ""] yeah, Bill Hicks was definately an idiot, no sign of intelligence at all there...his ideas were just so stupid...I mean, my god... Go back to the mall that spawned you. "Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, into a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defense each year and, instead, spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would do many times over - not one human being excluded - and we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever. In peace." - Bill Hicks |
| _________________________________ [Jan 2,2006 1:00pm - pam nli ""] mediocre people? are you trying to say middle-class? do you know what mediocre means? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2006 10:08am - HailTheLeaf ""] I donno, perhaps he has a mediocre U.S. vocabulary because Hicks definately didn't appeal to the average joe. “I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say "Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it." I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here...” “Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!” - Bill Hicks |
| ________________________________________________ [Jan 3,2006 12:11pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] have some fucking heart |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 7,2006 1:55am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] infoterror said:BILL HICKS WAS AN IDIOT LIKE GBK OVERRATED BECAUSE HE APPEALS TO MEDIOCRE PEOPLE "IT'S OK, BUT NOT SO GOOD THAT I FEEL MY FULL FOUR INCHES" YOU FAGS DIE you sir are just mad cause you're confused by other people having thumbs |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 7,2006 12:20pm - HailTheLeaf ""] "we want our thumbs!" "evolution!, evolution!" "heaven is in a cow's ass" |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 26,2009 5:11pm - FlightlessBird ""] Very, very funny and interesting guy. Glad to have found out about him. One of my favorite lines, paraphrased- "...and life is nothing but a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves." |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:43am - ouchdrummer ""] I read the bible, and i didn't see anything about bunnys OR chocolate anywhere in that thing. ....and there have been something like 10 Bill already. |