Rich Horror stares death in the face and says...[views:2746][posts:15]______________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 11:51am - horror_tang ""] HI, I'm Johnny Knoxville and you're watching jackass. Rich was in a two car accident last night in New Beffid. The car was demolished, but Rich escaped without spilling his coffee. |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 11:53am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] damn get well soon richie pass the word along |
| ______________________________ [Dec 29,2005 12:00pm - pam ""] jesus fucking christ...kid's got some shitty luck. Mad love for you Rich!! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 29,2005 12:05pm - pam ""] wait, where in NB? I drove by an accident last night down the street from my house...some bitch was yelling and screaming. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 12:12pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] That bitch was Rich Horror in his normal wednesday night attire. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 29,2005 12:12pm - pam ""] That would explain why she was bald... |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 12:22pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] pam said:That would explain why she was bald... Not in New Bedford it wouldn't |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 12:25pm - Dissector ""] Glad he's alright. |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 12:37pm - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""] Dissector said:Glad he's alright. Damn straight, I'd hate for something to happen to that man. He fills my days with joy, and nights with wet dreams. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 1:01pm - pam nli ""] Joe/NotCommon said:pam said:That would explain why she was bald... Not in New Bedford it wouldn't[/QUOTE touche |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 4:50pm - dreadkill ""] glad rich is ok. new bedford has some shitty drivers. i almost died alot the past few months. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 5:05pm - Hooker nli ""] i'm convinced that dude could take a bullet and it'd just feel like someone queefed on him. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 5:06pm - dreadkill ""] someone queefed on me the other day and it felt like i got shot. i almost died. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 5:09pm - Hooker nli ""] see? he's no mere mortal. |
| _________________________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 5:25pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I just re-read this and realized rich is ok. well, he should get well anyway gosh darn it. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 5:48pm - RichHorror ""] I'm fine, just sore legs and back. Everyone should come to the show on Okie Street tonight and help me celebrate cheating death. Last night I said the two best things I've ever said to a cop-- "Why isn't there coffee on my jacket?!" "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass." |