my heart is broken[views:10610][posts:38]________________________________________ [Aug 20,2003 10:40pm - joe/notcommon ""] notcommonrecords: howdy notcommonrecords: how was dinner? beaulahbell: fine u? notcommonrecords: good, thanks notcommonrecords: do you like snicker bars? beaulahbell: not much notcommonrecords: ok notcommonrecords: want to hang out tonight? beaulahbell: no i wanna go to bed notcommonrecords: can i join you? beaulahbell: not until i have a name and asl notcommonrecords: Joe, 22m MA notcommonrecords: i love beds beaulahbell: nice notcommonrecords: http://www.returntothepit.com/media.php?id=51390 notcommonrecords: thats me beaulahbell: nice notcommonrecords: thank you beaulahbell: you look angry notcommonrecords: i was angry because i missed you notcommonrecords: is that picture really you? beaulahbell: yeah it is beaulahbell: why? beaulahbell: want another to prove it? notcommonrecords: i wanna some more skin notcommonrecords: wanna see* notcommonrecords: notcommonrecords: notcommonrecords: i'm a little devil notcommonrecords: i know you like that beaulahbell: lol honestly? i'm not into bad boys notcommonrecords: i'm good notcommonrecords: i know al ravage personally beaulahbell: who? notcommonrecords: so you arent a good girl then eh? notcommonrecords: beaulahbell: what? notcommonrecords: whats your #? beaulahbell: wait what? notcommonrecords: i was joking beaulahbell: ok notcommonrecords: but seriously,can i get your #? beaulahbell: i don't have a phone notcommonrecords: don't play around with me! notcommonrecords: beaulahbell: what are you talking about? notcommonrecords: you, me, and a kiss goodnight beaulahbell: woa dude.... slow the train down notcommonrecords: im fast paced cuz life is short beaulahbell: I'm slow paced because ... well just because notcommonrecords: i can do slow pace notcommonrecords: i am a slow dancer beaulahbell: oh i don't dance beaulahbell: unless i am drunk notcommonrecords: want a drink notcommonrecords: ? beaulahbell: no notcommonrecords: your profile told me to call you beaulahbell: no it didn't notcommonrecords: Real Name: kristin but u can call me.... just call me. notcommonrecords: see notcommonrecords: don't lie notcommonrecords: i will bring you cake... beaulahbell: lol i don't eat cake notcommonrecords: what do you eat? beaulahbell: strawberries, lollipops and ice cream notcommonrecords: i will feed you strawberry flavored lollipops dipped in your favorite ice cream notcommonrecords: that's the kind of guy i am beaulahbell: aww notcommonrecords: why don't you like snickers bars? beaulahbell: just don't beaulahbell: i'm a reese's girl notcommonrecords: i'm a reese's guy beaulahbell: nice notcommonrecords: there's so many different ways to eat them beaulahbell: yeah notcommonrecords: what can i say to convince you to meet me tonight beaulahbell: nothing honestly beaulahbell: i feel like crap notcommonrecords: it's easier when you tell me exactly what to do. notcommonrecords: that way I don't have to try. beaulahbell: ? notcommonrecords: wasn't the comment about the lollipops dipped in ice cream enough? can't you see that I'd be good to you? beaulahbell: yeah i am sure but i am precautious notcommonrecords: there's nothing to be precautious about when it comes to lollipops dipped in ice cream. be cautious later...postcautious. beaulahbell: no i am striaght notcommonrecords: so am i...i just felt bad for you and was gonna show you a good time beaulahbell: it's ok beaulahbell: i'm just cautious notcommonrecords: i bet you say that to all the random guys that IM you with promises of lollipops dipped in ice cream and the wonderful sex that follows beaulahbell: SEX? what kind of girl do you take me for?! notcommonrecords: I mean just lollipops dipped in ice cream...nothing else notcommonrecords: sorry...like I said, I'm fast paced beaulahbell: I'm not at all notcommonrecords: oh, but you will be soon beaulahbell: no i won't thank yo0u notcommonrecords: i like your game...hard to get...yet so easy beaulahbell: what?! notcommonrecords: don't be shy...it's okay notcommonrecords: this sort of attraction is natural for you to have... notcommonrecords: go with it... beaulahbell: Honestly.... i'm not attracted tho this kind of behaviour at all notcommonrecords: you may not realize it...but you are...trust me... notcommonrecords: but let's move on... beaulahbell: I'm really not beaulahbell: infact beaulahbell: you're making me angry notcommonrecords: anger is the key to most women's hearts...didn't you know? beaulahbell: no it's not to mine notcommonrecords: oh, but it will be... beaulahbell: oh but it won't beaulahbell: you;re cocky. did anyone ever tell you? notcommonrecords: so many others have told me...yet they all crumbled at some point... notcommonrecords: you'll crumble too... beaulahbell: i don't think so notcommonrecords: you have a lot of heart...you don't give up...you keep fighting it...but you'll lose in the end... beaulahbell: oh i never lose notcommonrecords: you do now beaulahbell: no.... i don't think so notcommonrecords: it's new for you...and you'll learn to love it...losing that is beaulahbell: nay beaulahbell: i think you just met your match notcommonrecords: nay rhymes with lay...freudian slip? beaulahbell: never notcommonrecords: ever? beaulahbell: never notcommonrecords: don't you think we should discuss this over dinner instead? beaulahbell: nope beaulahbell: i have already eaeten notcommonrecords: how about a light dessert? beaulahbell: nope beaulahbell: i'd throw it up beaulahbell: kinda on the sick side notcommonrecords: stop talking about throw up...you're killing our flow beaulahbell: i'd puke all over your shoes beaulahbell: the table beaulahbell: and stiff you with the bill notcommonrecords: would that excite you...disgracing me like that? beaulahbell: nope notcommonrecords: has your puke fetish finally escaped from within? beaulahbell: i'd see it as a window of oppertunity to run away beaulahbell: you're a sick fuck.... anyone tell you that? notcommonrecords: so many others. notcommonrecords: but there's only you right now... beaulahbell: I'm not like the rest of your cabbinite whores.... notcommonrecords: you're my only whore... beaulahbell: I'm no ones whore notcommonrecords: except mine beaulahbell: I have morals, vaules and standards beaulahbell: I'd never get with you notcommonrecords: and a puke fetish... notcommonrecords: you're the dirtiest girl I've ever met...I like it. beaulahbell: I'm not beaulahbell: you're straight trippin notcommonrecords: no girl, you straight trippin' beaulahbell: not hardly notcommonrecords: wanna go to taco bell? we can eat tacos until we puke all over each other in the midst of passion. it'll be just like all those dirty little daydreams you've been having? beaulahbell: you're, frankly, quite sad notcommonrecords: didn't think I knew, did you? beaulahbell: no, i dind't think you'd be this crazy beaulahbell: you're gross, and sad notcommonrecords: the world's crazy, baby. gross, sad, and crazy. nothing we can do about it other than join it. notcommonrecords: now stop playing games and get your shoes on. beaulahbell: no fucking way beaulahbell: you remind me of strangeland notcommonrecords: no shoes? that's fine. i'll take you barefoot through the drive-thru and we can go from there. notcommonrecords: strangeland doesn't compare to the weird, dirty shit that you wanna do with me right now. beaulahbell: YOU'RE FUCKING PSYCHO beaulahbell: go the fuck away notcommonrecords: whoa...slow down notcommonrecords: back it up a notch. notcommonrecords: let's get back to the way we used to be...calm and civil notcommonrecords: GET YOUR GODDAMNED SHOES ON notcommonrecords: Look, I didn't waste all this time with you just to get some, okay? Don't be rude like all the other girls. When a guy devotes this much time to you, it's the least you can do to just be honest with yourself and do what he wants...just for ONE NIGHT. Jesus! notcommonrecords: I'm sorry. beaulahbell: be honest? you're scary as fuck and very fucked in the head notcommonrecords: I'll be normal. Just don't stop talking to me or I'll kill myself. I swear to god, I'll do it. beaulahbell: yeah right.... notcommonrecords: You don't even care? beaulahbell: you're scaring me beaulahbell: i don't know you beaulahbell: not that i don't care bu i think you're full of bullshit notcommonrecords: So just because you don't know me, you don't even care if I live or die? That's so ignorant. How can you be like that? Can't you see that I like you sooo much? beaulahbell: you don't know me notcommonrecords: BE MY FRIEND!!!! beaulahbell: no way notcommonrecords: I want to get to know you. beaulahbell: you're scary!!!! notcommonrecords: I want to take care of you. beaulahbell: you freaked me the fuck out beaulahbell: no you don't beaulahbell: i don't need you to beaulahbell: GO AWAY notcommonrecords: I want to make little dolls that look like you and hurt them when you're bad. Not you. Just the dolls. beaulahbell: YOU'RE FUCKING NUTS notcommonrecords: But you love it. And you love me. Or at least you're starting to. notcommonrecords: Be my friend? beaulahbell: NO FUCKING WAY beaulahbell: go seek help beaulahbell: u need it notcommonrecords: Where's your favorite place to be licked? notcommonrecords: I'll like ANYTHING! notcommonrecords: *lick beaulahbell: no fucking way beaulahbell: go away beaulahbell: why cna't i bloack u?! beaulahbell: go away beaulahbell: go away beaulahbell: go away beaulahbell: BUH BYES notcommonrecords: You can't block me because your heart won't let you. Plus, you know that I'm your only chance to get laid tonight. Nobody else would...at least not tonight. beaulahbell: lol no you're not buddy beaulahbell: no you're really not beaulahbell: I mean.... look at me beaulahbell: please! beaulahbell: i can get anyone NORMAL beaulahbell: buh bye beaulahbell: go away notcommonrecords: Normal people like fat chicks? beaulahbell: they don't like you notcommonrecords: Apparantly fat chicks don't like me either. notcommonrecords: How about I jump out of a bush one day, just hypothetically speaking, and kiss you until the cops come. notcommonrecords: Just joking. notcommonrecords: I'd leave WAY before they came. notcommonrecords: Once I hear sirens...I'm gone. notcommonrecords: THAT'S the kind of guy I am! notcommonrecords: Are you there? Yahoo! Messenger: beaulahbell has logged out. (8/20/2003 10:33 PM) notcommonrecords: Goodnight, baby. Think about what we talked about. I'm gonna go get some Taco Ball and puke all over myself like we were saying. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 20,2003 11:19pm - the_reverend ""] she sounds fat. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 21,2003 12:32am - BingChlorine ""] Man, you got zero luck with the ladies. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 21,2003 2:06am - dreadkill ""] i enjoyed that hail saydin >:] |
| _______________________________ [Aug 21,2003 2:11am - moran ""] Joe, you classy motherfucker. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 21,2003 2:20am - Terence ""] Joe that bitch is all yours. puking, strawberries dipped in ice cream and taco bell, she'll be back. They always come back. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 21,2003 2:07pm - morebeerz ""] [IMG]:moe: Ha ha ha ha Well done! She fell for it good! My heart is broken too. Must be all the fatty foods I consume blindly and compulsively without a thought for my health!!! (joke) She sounded like most of the chat room people. The seem to believe every word you say. I went on one once and it is amazing how easy they are to offend. I was haveing a great time thinking "hey this great. We can all say what we like and nobody gets hurt." Guess they don't share my sense of humour! It is easy to attract fat chicks in real life, but me, I'd rather go without if it comes to the choice. I learned that very early on in life! |
| _________________________________ [Aug 21,2003 5:00pm - Terence ""] girls are stupid. :sctachy: |
| __________________________________ [Aug 21,2003 5:40pm - succubus ""] Terence said:girls are stupid. :sctachy: lucky for you i'm all woman :spineyes: |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 21,2003 9:53pm - notcommonhatesyou ""] Ill date you if you buy me taco bell. I love puke!!!!!!!!!!:tmnt1: |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 21,2003 11:52pm - kellthevalkyrie ""] bah! i can't believe she wouldn't put out! |
| _________________________________ [Aug 22,2003 12:01am - retzam ""] That was very well done! Haha, I laughed my ass off at the part about the dolls. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 3,2003 8:35pm - retzam ""] Bump cause this is probably the best thing I have seen on this board. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 3,2003 9:33pm - iamskinless ""] http://musictx.com/dementia |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 3,2003 10:03pm - joe/notcommon ""] all girl death metal? want to have a slumber party? |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 3,2003 10:12pm - the_reverend ""] 617 views.. mostly from rttp. [img] they look like the are ready for a not-common sleep over. I kid... I kid... where are mp3s? |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 3,2003 10:15pm - joe/notcommon ""] if they tour around here i can get them a show because i get shows |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 4,2003 1:11am - BornSoVile ""] These lassies from Texas? |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 4,2003 10:27am - joe/notcommon ""] keep your filthy hands off them |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 4,2003 3:22pm - BornSoVile ""] joe/notcommon said:keep your filthy hands off them we'll tag team em |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 4,2003 3:25pm - thegreatspaldino ""] ill toss my beef in their tacos |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 4,2003 11:04pm - dreadkill ""] glad to see this one bumped up again. like i said back in august after i read it "hail saydin" whatever that means |
| ________________________________ [Nov 4,2003 11:21pm - xmikex ""] notcommonrecords: i know al ravage personally beaulahbell: who? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 4,2003 11:25pm - dreadkill ""] xmikex said:notcommonrecords: i know al ravage personally beaulahbell: who? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was one of my favorite parts too, along with beaulahbell: why cna't i bloack u?! notcommonrecords: You can't block me because your heart won't let you. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 5,2003 11:57am - deificzero ""] beaulahbell: i can get anyone NORMAL beaulahbell: buh bye beaulahbell: go away notcommonrecords: Normal people like fat chicks? beaulahbell: they don't like you notcommonrecords: Apparantly fat chicks don't like me either. Hah... That's great. >:] |
| _________________________________ [Nov 6,2003 8:49am - Sinistas ""] only Joe would reference Al Ravage whilst trying to pick up a chick :NEWHORNS: |
| _______________________________ [Nov 6,2003 9:11am - retzam ""] No the best part is obviously this: notcommonrecords: I want to get to know you. beaulahbell: you're scary!!!! notcommonrecords: I want to take care of you. beaulahbell: you freaked me the fuck out beaulahbell: no you don't beaulahbell: i don't need you to beaulahbell: GO AWAY notcommonrecords: I want to make little dolls that look like you and hurt them when you're bad. Not you. Just the dolls. beaulahbell: YOU'RE FUCKING NUTS |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 6,2003 4:09pm - MyDeadDoll ""] I wanna be a creepy guy when I grow up... |
| ____________________________ [Apr 2,2006 3:32am - pam ""] up |
| _____________________________ [Apr 2,2006 4:49am - Mary ""] Hahaha.. Classic! |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 2,2006 5:49am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] althought this wins for most creepy thing Joe has ever done, this line made me laugh: notcommonrecords: i will feed you strawberry flavored lollipops dipped in your favorite ice cream notcommonrecords: that's the kind of guy i am |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 2,2006 8:55am - badsneakers ""] :bow: |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 2,2006 9:16am - Joe/NotCommon ""] What the hell, I don't even remember this thread. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 2,2006 9:32am - Sinistas ""] Sinistas said:only Joe would reference Al Ravage whilst trying to pick up a chick :NEWHORNS: |
| __________________________________ [Apr 2,2006 9:46am - wade nli ""] so awesome: "beaulahbell: be honest? you're scary as fuck and very fucked in the head notcommonrecords: I'll be normal. Just don't stop talking to me or I'll kill myself. I swear to god, I'll do it. beaulahbell: yeah right.... notcommonrecords: You don't even care?" |
| __________________________________ [Apr 2,2006 1:31pm - dreadkill ""] i get a boner everytime i read this thread. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 2,2006 3:43pm - infoterror ""] GOOD TROLL |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 2,2011 6:24pm - largefreakatzero ""] Saw this in DYA's epic thread --- long forgotten excellent work... |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 2,2011 6:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] in Soviet Russia, Al Ravage knows you personally |