video games that need to be remade
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[Dec 22,2005 1:23am - dftg ""]
we'll start with the king of 'em all, motherfucking SPLATTERHOUSE
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now this was a motherfucking video game. games were actually fun up until they started using all this 3-D bullshit and basically forgoing any and all unjoyment factor of the games in favor of pretty graphics.
here's another game that needs to come back. BLASTER MASTER.
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drive around in your tank kiling plutonium mutant monsters, get out of the tank and kill monsters in a cave, eventually power up the tank so it can fly and you can kill more plutonium mutants. good childhood memories.
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BIONIC COMMANDO
motherfuckin robot arms and machine guns and shit. flying gunships that guard nuclear reactors cores until you blow up the reactor by shooting it three times. fly around in your helicopter avoiding trucks.
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and then in the end, adolf hitler gets ressurected and you blow up his fucking face.
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who the hell cares about supermario bros no. 7597508475623489057623576? it was gay then, and remaking it in 3-D just adds another dimension of gay.
these were the games that I enjoyed.
[Dec 22,2005 1:29am - dftg ""]
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[Dec 22,2005 1:32am - the_reverend ""]
I love splatterhouse
[Dec 22,2005 8:04am - eddienli ""]
splatterhouse 3 is the best.
zombies ate my neighbors should be remade as well.
[Dec 22,2005 8:08am - SacreligionNLI ""]
if any game should be remade...it's altered beast...or the illusion of gaia
[Dec 22,2005 8:35am - Arthur_ATD ""]
splatterhouse definately needs to be remade. i had that awhile ago, but i lost it.
[Dec 22,2005 8:37am - SacreligionNLI ""]
super smash tv too
[Dec 22,2005 10:36am - Cecchini ""]
They shouldn't remake games in the sense that they should be given these huge 3d, completely change the gameplay crap, I'd rather see the games re-released with with just slicker graphics like they've done with the first few Final Fantasy games.
[Dec 22,2005 10:39am - Anthony nli ""]
dftg said:
who the hell cares about supermario bros no. 7597508475623489057623576? it was gay then, and remaking it in 3-D just adds another dimension of gay.
nope.
[Dec 22,2005 10:40am - Anthony nli ""]
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this is one of the best GIF files I've ever seen.
[Dec 22,2005 10:42am - anonymous ""]
(TheHawthorneEffect posting "anonymously") - Jackal was always a great way to waste an afternoon. Bayou Billy. Rush n' Attack. Blades of Steel. Actually, I think if anyone tried to remake those games, they'd just ruin them, their cheesyness was part of their charm. Those fight scenes in Blades of Steel are priceless.
[Dec 22,2005 10:47am - ATD_Singer ""]
a game i'd love to see remade, thought not violent at all, and a reallllly dumb game, would be any of the ToeJam and Earl games....... i used to waste so much time playing those on my sega.
[Dec 22,2005 10:52am - Anthony nli ""]
i dunno about games getting remade, because I'd rather just play the originals or an emulator, but I think it's awesome that the Revolution will be completely backwards compatible and let you play any Nintendo game ever.
Also, the only game I've been really excited about in a long time is the Gamecube's swan song: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. I'm pretty sure it will be the best game I have every played.
[Dec 22,2005 11:17am - Hungta'Bleed ""]
All 3 Splatterhouse games are great.
I WANT FUCKING ALTERED BEAST
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They were supposed to make it for ps2, but cancelled the project!
[Dec 22,2005 11:22am - the_reverend ""]
[Dec 22,2005 11:33am - MorbidMike BMR Bass ""]
I know this is gay but FF7 fucking right!
[Dec 22,2005 11:39am - MorbidMike BMR Bass ""]
POWER UP!!!
[Dec 22,2005 12:06pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
Anthony nli said:dftg said:[img]
this is one of the best GIF files I've ever seen.
it pretty much replaces every smilie ever made.
[Dec 22,2005 1:05pm - Anonymousity ""]
Splatterhouse looks real cool!
[Dec 22,2005 1:08pm - anonymous ""]
DOUBLE DRAGON, LIFEFORCE, CONTRA, EARTHWORM JIM, NHL 95, DR. MARIO.
[Dec 22,2005 8:09pm - spaldino ""]
dumbass... contra: shattered soldier is a good "remake" of contra.
[Dec 22,2005 8:11pm - todayistheday ""]
that nintendo mike tyson game
[Dec 22,2005 8:21pm - Cecchini ""]
MorbidMike BMR Bass said:I know this is gay but FF7 fucking right!
FF7 is the greatest game ever made.
Besides maybe FF4
[Dec 22,2005 8:23pm - anonymous ""]
spaldino said:dumbass... contra: shattered soldier is a good "remake" of contra.
That is a great game. The updated Rygar was another amazing game.
Also, there was a Blaster Master game for PS1.
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And Toejam and Earl for XBOX
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[Dec 22,2005 10:03pm - ben nli ""]
SUPER GHOULS AND GHOSTS
[Dec 22,2005 10:08pm - O'Connel is Drunk ""]
Mother fuckin Streets of RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Dec 22,2005 10:13pm - rigor penis ""]
grand theft auto 1 and 2
[Dec 23,2005 10:03am - Spaldino in the ER ""]
gta 1 and 2 need not to be redone... it already HAS been redone. gta3 and so on...
now UNIRACERS... that game needs to be remade. that would kick way too much ass .
[Dec 23,2005 10:18am - SacreligionNLI ""]
Spaldino in the ER said:gta 1 and 2 need not to be redone... it already HAS been redone. gta3 and so on...
now UNIRACERS... that game needs to be remade. that would kick way too much ass .
ain't that the truth...maybe in that one you'll be able to do more than 3 tricks
[Dec 23,2005 10:47pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
anonymous said:
Also, there was a Blaster Master game for PS1.
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was that any good?
another game I want to see updated is Little nemo in dreamland. that was a good time.