Devildriver Is Gay: The Thread[views:6845][posts:37]_______________________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:22am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Bring your A game and take some shots at Devildriver for being the faggiest bunch of gays who ever fucked d00dz. I heard Christopher Lowell was supposed to be their original drummer. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:24am - dreadkill ""] best thread ever |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:24am - dreadkill ""] i heard devildriver used to be called twytch. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:25am - brian_dc ""] Dez likes young girls. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:26am - RichHorror ""] My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:34am - brian_dc ""] hey! they're called African Americans. :ralphie: |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:36am - RichHorror ""] I wonder if in Africa they prefer to be called African Africans. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:36am - SacreligionNLI ""] brian_dc said:Dez likes young boys. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:39am - brian_dc ""] RichHorror said:I wonder if in Africa they prefer to be called African Africans. that was the joke, sir. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:39am - brian_dc ""] oh wait reading comprehension on my part (crap) good followup |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:41am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I heard that Dez Faralfalaflafaraalafara came up with the whole idea for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Only his version ended with him sodomizing the straight guy he made over. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:43am - anonymousity ""] " My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa. " Richhorror, thats classic! ha! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:45am - dreadkill ""] i heard dez sucked off joe christianni. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:45am - SacreligionNLI ""] dreadkill said:i heard dez sucked off joe christianni. i heard there was money involved |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:47am - dreadkill ""] 37 cents to be exact. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:55am - brian_dc ""] ironically Joe paid for the postage to send fan mail to Dez with that very 37 cents. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 11:58am - Cecchini ""] One time, I saw Dez kissing the guitar player from Killswitch and then a baby fell out, and the baby looked at me and said "circle pitttttttttttt", and I cried. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 12:08pm - SacreligionNLI ""] i bet it was the repetitious Ts that got you |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 12:18pm - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""] I've seen this piece of shit band live too many times, but hey my friend knows the band and gets me to see the other bands I care about for free. Seeing and meeting GWAR was awesome. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 12:21pm - dreadkill ""] i have a friend who knows some of the guys in that band too. i think i told him once to tell them i said they were gay. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 12:22pm - that guy ""] dreadkill said:i heard devildriver used to be called twytch. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was good |
| _________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 12:25pm - xmikex ""] HAHAHAHA Twytch. BOOOOo! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 12:28pm - dreadkill ""] xmikex said:HAHAHAHA Twytch. BOOOOo! don't you mean BOOOO-urns? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 12:31pm - xmikex ""] I heard they shop at Jo Ann Fabrics with It Dies Today |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 12:38pm - dftg ""] I heard that they put on makeup and call themselves my chemical romance. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 12:47pm - Zykloned ""] devildriver is just coal chamber without all the faggy makeup and leather. You see, their focussing on on the "inner gay". |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2005 2:27am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I heard Dez was the sound guy at the Natick Arts Center tonight. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 17,2005 11:22am - dreadkill ""] dftg said:I heard that they put on makeup and call themselves my chemical romance. i heard they were changing their name again to my chemical p00 pants |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 20,2010 4:55am - Sacreligion ""] Tonight a kid told me, after my repeated insisting that it was worth his while to listen to at least one song, that he wouldn't listen to At The Gates' "Slaughter of the Soul" because Devildriver was the epitome of music and nothing else mattered. He was from Fall River. Or Seekonk or Swansea or some faggot shit. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 20,2010 4:57am - Sacreligion ""] He also wouldn't shut up about how he knew the guys from Kobalt. I mean...cmon...really? |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 22,2010 12:39pm - iamnotkennyg ""] Bova tried out. They told him no because he was too good. |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 22,2010 12:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Dez is really the only problem with that band. The dudes are solid musicians who just found a celebrity to get them into the mainstreem. they'd prob write better music with a different singer but never go anywhere with it. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 22,2010 12:56pm - i_am_not_me ""] [img] To drag up an ancient one, and simultaneously explain my opinion on Devildriver. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 22,2010 1:09pm - metal_church101 ""] FuckIsMySignature said:Dez is really the only problem with that band. The dudes are solid musicians who just found a celebrity to get them into the mainstreem. they'd prob write better music with a different singer but never go anywhere with it. |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 22,2010 2:09pm - slarboring resentment ""] bands a bunch of dilly horseclowns |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 22,2010 2:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha horseclowns |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 22,2010 2:20pm - slarboring resentment ""] apologies to MSD |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 22,2010 2:47pm - metal_church101 ""] Ass-Clowns? |