FUCK KENNY LANNING[views:52135][posts:127]____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:40pm - BornSoVile ""] He's done, fucking finished. I don't want to see anyone here or in this fucking area ever working with him again. lanningkenneth@yahoo.com |
__________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:43pm - succubus ""] i said that a while ago i dont get why bands work with him when he fucks then over and what a liar..ugh listen to bornsovile people.... |
________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:43pm - DomesticTerror ""] what happened? |
__________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:43pm - succubus ""] i've posted stories..first hand shit that he did |
________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:47pm - DomesticTerror ""] no, i'm mean what prompted this thread? |
____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:49pm - BornSoVile ""] someone gave Al Goratory his phone number.......he told him that he booked Neuraxis and got all the bands. That set me off. I just called him and went off on him wild, then he said he couldn't understand what I just said. Just sent him a very stern email. I encourage everyone to tell him to FUCK OFF!!! |
______________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:49pm - the_reverend ""] if it's the story I heard before, its hilarious. |
____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:51pm - BornSoVile ""] I've never been lied to so much by one person. |
______________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:52pm - the_reverend ""] what? but he's your business partner I thought. |
______________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:55pm - wade ""] let's hear some stories! |
______________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:56pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Kenny Lanning v. Josh Staples, Taipei Deathmatch (broken glass taped to the combatants' fists) @ Sausagefest 2006 |
______________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:57pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] How much do you want to bet Kenny is going to say he booked that? |
_____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:01pm - BornSoVile ""] HAHAHA! I encourage EVERYONE to take just take just a little time out of there day to email him a firm FUCK YOU KENNY with a brief explanation of why and so on and so forth. |
____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:04pm - nate nli ""] post his e-mail address |
_____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:06pm - BornSoVile ""] lanningkenneth@yahoo.com |
_________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:09pm - Kenny Lanning ""] I'm Kenny Lanning and I'm a big stupid gay. |
___________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:11pm - succubus ""] http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=15820 read the title... |
_____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:11pm - BornSoVile ""] KENNY GIMME A CALL IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY EMAIL, PLEASE. |
______________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:22pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] He called me today, I didn't answer. |
_________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:36pm - ArrowHead nli ""] Seriously, you didn't see this coming? A few weeks back I was the asshole for turning down the gig because he was involved, now look what's happened. Fuck Kenny, the only reason I ever want to see that kid again is if it involves knocking out the rest of his teeth. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:39pm - BornSoVile ""] I saw this comming Pete, trust me... |
___________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:41pm - succubus ""] ArrowHead nli said:Seriously, you didn't see this coming? A few weeks back I was the asshole for turning down the gig because he was involved, now look what's happened. Fuck Kenny, the only reason I ever want to see that kid again is if it involves knocking out the rest of his teeth. if someone called you asshole for turning down one of their shows..THEY are the idiot..you are intelligent!:bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow: |
_________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:47pm - ArrowHead nli ""] I wouldn't neccessarily call them idiots, they just shouldn't have turned to the kid as a last resort money man. Kenny is a NO resort. Robbing a bank is a better option. Let's call him up to sponser the next sausage fest. Just don't tell him that he's going to BE the sausage. |
______________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:50pm - KeithMutiny ""] he asked me if we'd play the Mouth of the architect show in MA, i said no, then he turned to blue and asked if he wanted the show, too book and run. Blue then (in front of him, 1 second later) turned and asked me if we would play, and i said yes. |
_______________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:03pm - the_reverend ""] that story makes my head hurt. it's a fact that kenny reads this board too. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:05pm - BornSoVile ""] KeithMutiny said:he asked me if we'd play the Mouth of the architect show in MA, i said no, then he turned to blue and asked if he wanted the show, too book and run. Blue then (in front of him, 1 second later) turned and asked me if we would play, and i said yes. ugh, that doesn't make anything better. Blue fucking told he wasn't going to work with him anymore. Kenny is obviously threatened by me hounding him to pay up. |
_________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:07pm - ArrowHead nli ""] the_reverend said: it's a fact that kenny reads this board too. Bullshit, there's no way you'll convince me that kid can read. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:07pm - BornSoVile ""] wait a second, isn't Joe doing the Mouth of the Architect show??? |
_________________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:20pm - mark fucking richards ""] i will not fuck kenny lanning, but yes...fuck kenny lanning. |
___________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:28pm - brian_dc ""] succubus said:http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=15820 read the title... the only thing that surprises me about this thread is seeing Arrowhead logged in...what the fuck is that!? |
_________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:48pm - ArrowHead nli ""] Ha, I haven't logged in for a looong time |
___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:01am - Kalopsia ""] i e-mailed kenny after our palladium show a few months back telling him i didn't wanna work with him again because he lied to us the entire night. after reading this thread, i'm glad i did that. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:08am - BornSoVile ""] let me guess, he promised you guys beer and food? and you got shit-or was it something else. |
____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:10am - ArrowHead ""] Holy crap, I have a password! Ha, I can't believe I forgot it either. |
___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:19am - cav nli ""] well i can agree with you guys that this dude is a douche bag. i mean. he booked a show headlined by despised icon and advertised it on this site for 6 bucks. then maraculously the day before it changed to 10. then we got to the door. it was 15!!!!!! and i said fuck it i drove from ri to see despised icon. so after about 6 bands play. a few of which were great and i did not regret going to this show after all. but....despised icon ended up being a no call no show. thats fucking bullshit they were never going to come. he probbably never booked them. plus the dude has the balls to ask me for a ride home. he said hed give me 10 bucks to drive him to some place near boston. fuckhole! |
___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:22am - cav nli ""] actually for the record brian drove to this show, just incase he reads this, which he will. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:25am - BornSoVile ""] hahah cav, that is classic! the ride home shit comes all the time! the best was when I told him to charge $7 for 21+ at Voodoo, and $10 for 18+ he didn't understand what I was talking about. the bouncer was getting pissed, cause kenny wanted 10 across the board which is retarded cause it hurts bar sales, but he simply couldn't figure this out. |
__________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 1:14am - brian_dc ""] cav nli said:actually for the record brian drove to this show, just incase he reads this, which he will. what are you trying to say here, dude? saying I don't have anything better to do but post on rttp? that's just not true...but I choose to do it over things that are actually more important but yeah, I drove...yeah, kenny wanted down...yeah, we said fuck no. Oh and Despised Icon was booked, they released a statement apologizing afterwards, said they hit some serious traffic...but that was July...meh even if they did make it, I'm sure they would've been stunned that it was 15 bucks for them and some solid locals |
___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 2:44am - ArrowHead ""] Firstly, Kenny didn't book DI. Our bassist Chris did. He pretty much handed Kenny a nice 4 band bill with DI, and just wanted a place to do it. Kenny then added a bunch of bands to the bill, failed to procure a P.A., Raised the prices at the door, and once again refused to pay any of the bands, even after he had assured bands with guarantees they would be paid. Then he and that asian kid tried blowing smoke up our asses about what a huge favor they were doing us, and how they were losing money out of pocket on the show. If you can't pull a profit off a show, and you know you can't, why would you agree to pay guarantees? Also, at the beginning of the night, Kenny came up and apologized to me about the fiasco at sausage fest. He said he'd quit drinking, had gotten his shit together, and wanted to book us again. By the end of the night, he was piss drunk, and kept asking us to play a show over and over again - even after I'd said no we weren't available at least 3 times. After the last time, I told him I'd kill him if he asked again. 2 minutes later, he asked our bass player if we could do the show. Seriously, FUCK KENNY |
______________________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 2:48am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] HANDICAP TAIPEI DEATHMATCH Everyone v. Kenny Lanning @ Sausage Fest 2006 |
___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 2:56am - ArrowHead ""] The important point here is: There MUST be a sausage fest 2006 Don't care what the lineup is, as long as it includes bornsovile at the grill with tongs in one hand and a cigar in the other. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 3:50am - KeithMutiny ""] BornSoVile said:wait a second, isn't Joe doing the Mouth of the Architect show??? i guess he is now, i have no idea. |
__________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 6:00am - Kalopsia ""] BornSoVile said:let me guess, he promised you guys beer and food? and you got shit-or was it something else. well EVENTUALLY we got beer and water, no food. but the people at the Palladium got it for us, not kenny, yet he tried to take credit for it. and when we got there, there was no guestlist for any of the bands, and we had almost 10 people for a guestlist, including the rev and succubus. yea we got paid in advance, but if you can't provide anything else just fuckin say so, and don't dick us around. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 7:21am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] George and his girlfriend got in a big arguement too, all because Kenny is a douche-nozzle. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 8:57am - RustedAngel ""] We played that torn asunder show at the palladium and Kenny paid us what he said he was going to. I definetly realize how shady the guy is even so. |
__________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 9:36am - brian_dc ""] arrowhead...I very carefully said the Despised Icon was booked...since I figured there was no way that Kenny landed them...should've figured Chris got them. this guy is easier to hate than cancer |
_______________________________ [Sep 19,2005 9:47am - tyag ""] Despised Icon got stuck in traffic in like NY... they didnt realize how bad it would be and didnt leave in enough time. One of the dudes in Neuraxis told me this at Voodoo, also I got an email from DI the night after Octaine. So they were coming to the first show to clear things up. |
______________________________ [Sep 19,2005 9:53am - blue ""] this kid called me last night to tell me he booked vital at the palladium. |
_______________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 10:47am - Jesus_Slaves ""] are you talking about crackhead Kenny? he looks like that movie "Big" in reverse. he smokes rocks. |
______________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:01pm - KeithMutiny ""] blue said:this kid called me last night to tell me he booked vital at the palladium. haha, is that after the european tour theyre on now, or after the south american tour thats gonna follow it? hahahaha |
___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:47pm - cav nli ""] fuckin traffic in new york eh. |
_______________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:58pm - BSV ""] yes, he is definately booking Vital....he wanted to stick it in the Atrium. I think Dwyer should book them in RI the next day so everyone can go to that show instead. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 1:23pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I would. |
__________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 1:42pm - Cecchini ""] He looks like the dude who fronts Life of Agony... And they suck to. Call the Palladium and find out who that fruit fly talks to, I'm sure if they let that scab book gigs there they would probably let someone with half a brain book a gig there as well. |
____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 4:34pm - BornSoVile ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:I would. YOU SHOULD! |
_____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 4:35pm - KeithMutiny ""] inside sources tell me Kenny aint bookin shit with them. |
____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 5:08pm - BornSoVile ""] well did your inside sources tell you who is then? the tour manager told me Joe was. I don't understand why Kenny thought he was. Let alone I don't know why Blue wanted to work with him AGAIN despite all the shit that was going down last week! |
_____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 5:11pm - KeithMutiny ""] i was talkin about vital, not MOA, i assume joe is now bookin MOA in Mass. |
____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 5:14pm - BornSoVile ""] I wanna see Vital in RI, fuck MA! |
___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 6:15pm - cdan nli ""] awww come guys..give that toothless retarded crack-smoking midget a 10th chance |
____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 6:25pm - BornSoVile ""] BANDS BOYCOTTING KENNY Abhorred Burn in Silence Dehumanized Goratory Neuraxis Pillory Terminally, Your Aborted Ghost I can't speak for everyone, add your band if you feel as strongly about this issue as we all do. Show some solidarity. |
______________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 6:26pm - whoremastery ""] i think he called me too..does his number start with 954 0r somthin? |
___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 9:01pm - ArrowHead ""] BornSoVile said:BANDS BOYCOTTING KENNY Abhorred Burn in Silence Dehumanized Goratory Neuraxis Pillory Terminally, Your Aborted Ghost I can't speak for everyone, add your band if you feel as strongly about this issue as we all do. Show some solidarity. Pillory isn't boycotting Kenny, Just me. They all wanted to do that last show with him, but I was a dick and refused. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 9:11pm - RustedAngel ""] whoremastery said:i think he called me too..does his number start with 954 0r somthin? his number shows up as 'private number' whenever he called me which was way too much. I eventually stopped answering all private calls. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 10:10pm - BornSoVile ""] THAT'S BULLSHIT PETER DARREN WANTS TO FIGHT HIM. |
_______________________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 10:15pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] FUCK EDDY DE DAPPER |
______________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 10:39pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I have Kenny's number. |
__________________________________________ [Sep 20,2005 1:08pm - Jesus_SlavesNLI ""] Sacreligion boycotts Kenny. he is a fucking boner. hahaha i did the same thing at my old apartment. i was afraid to answer private calls because it might be him. he tried roping us into bullshit shows, so we quickly shed ourselves of him. |
______________________________________ [Sep 20,2005 1:11pm - the_reverend ""] antler 666 will play any of his shows [img] ps: I don't remember who that girl was... |
______________________________________ [Sep 20,2005 1:11pm - the_reverend ""] it's probably someone joe was stalking. |
__________________________________ [Sep 20,2005 1:30pm - succubus ""] sorry but first off...i'm the band manager and you won't be playing shows for him... second of all we kicked you out of the band |
______________________________________ [Sep 20,2005 1:32pm - the_reverend ""] what?!? but who's going to wear the glasses? joe? hah! I think not. I gotta work on getting you kicked out of the phantom vagina... or procecies of vagina or whatever your name is now |
__________________________________ [Sep 20,2005 2:00pm - succubus ""] joe wanted you out initially anyhow the phantom vagina disbanded as well |
______________________________________ [Sep 20,2005 2:06pm - the_reverend ""] wtf! all the clubs are closing and all the bands are going the way of the dodos |
________________________________________________ [Sep 20,2005 2:35pm - mark fucking richards ""] kenny wanted to book TYAG for the so-called vital remains show he's booking. i said we're busy for the next forever. this is the number kenny gave me to reach him at: 508-904-5697 have fun everybody! |
_________________________________________ [Sep 20,2005 6:48pm - SacreligionNLI ""] yeah that guy definitely sucks the funny thing about the DI show was that he called me literally as i was walking out the door to go there...after the supposed "load-in time"...and he stutters for about a minute and i say me: "what the fuck do you want im gonna be there in 2 minutes?" kenny: "ummmm i need a PA" me: "what do you mean you need a PA? you didn't have one in advance?" kenny: "no i thought one of the bands was gonna bring one. can't you?" me: "ours sucks and is in no way intended for public use" kenny: "but nobody else has one." me: "I NEED DUCT TAPE FOR IT TO WORK! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THIS IT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO ME!" kenny: "cmon man i need a PA" me: "jesus christ...i'll be there in an hour" then he took approximately 45 minutes to get me duct tape from the owner...just so i could get the one speaker out of the two we had to work right and hope it was loud enough....ridiculous. to make a long story short...even though you've already read it...he didn't understand that a PA is needed for every show, and didn't think it was fucked up to depend on someone at the last second for something so crucial. then ask them for a ride home and harrass them while drunk the whole night...asshole |
________________________________________ [Sep 20,2005 6:56pm - DomesticTerror ""] SacreligionNLI said:yeah that guy definitely sucks the funny thing about the DI show DI played?!! did they play "Richard Hung Himself?" how about "Guns?" I love that song... |
________________________________________ [Sep 20,2005 6:57pm - DomesticTerror ""] i was joking, btw. |
______________________________________________ [Sep 20,2005 7:19pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] And he makes a shitty pizza! |
__________________________________________________ [Sep 21,2005 1:16am - scourge of born so vile ""] yeah fuck him and fuck you to josh! and now that i think of it fuck this! |
____________________________________ [Sep 21,2005 7:49pm - BornSoVile ""] BANDS BOYCOTTING Abhorred Burn in Silence Dehumanized Goratory Neuraxis Pillory Sacreligion Terminally, Your Aborted Ghost What about the rest of the bands from the Neuraxis show? Don't tell me ya'll were fed up with that shit there, cause I KNOW you were. |
__________________________________________ [Sep 21,2005 7:55pm - dan_bloodblister ""] you guys should get together and write a song about it, a la 'i aint gonna play sun city'. |
____________________________________ [Sep 21,2005 8:09pm - BornSoVile ""] yeah, i'm getting bored, think i might write a letter to mass concerts next. |
___________________________________ [Sep 21,2005 8:30pm - ArrowHead ""] If you're bored, start learning the basslines to that powermetal tune! |
_____________________________________ [Sep 24,2005 10:43am - BornSoVile ""] THE BEST EMAIL SO FAR from Kenny, I am not stupid and I have money. I will do the best shows. and I did get the band . and stop talking to people about me because I am better than you. I stped drinking to. stop emailing me with stupid crap. thanks. I dont have time for it. I have other music to. |
_______________________________ [Sep 24,2005 10:54am - BMR ""] We've had issues with Kenny in the past, Jeff our guitar player almost knocked him out outside some place in Worcester, I think it was Octaine. He's never payed us a dime which isn't that big of a deal considering we're not really drawing a lot of people or any for that matter. But the guy does get us shows, and sometimes they are quality, I don't think we're really in a postion to say no to that, but I would never sacrifice my integrity to do any favors for the kid thats for damm sure. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 24,2005 11:08am - BornSoVile ""] So your boycotting him, right? |
_______________________________ [Sep 24,2005 11:14am - BMR ""] I don't know if we boycott him but I'd sure as shit like to find someone else to work with as far as booking shows. We're relatively new, we've only been a band for about a year now maybe less so we're just trying to get whatever we can. If someone else will book us for shit that'd be the balls but until that happens we're pretty much stuck. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 24,2005 11:18am - BornSoVile ""] My only advice is FUCK KENNY, don't rely on someone else to book your band, work for it! At least you guys don't beg to be on every show. Booking your own shows will do you more favors in the long run, instead of relying on some lying two faced cunt like Kenny. You have to realize that Kenny knows your a young band, he'll take advantage of you easily. |
_______________________________ [Sep 24,2005 11:23am - BMR ""] We just booked our own thing in Tewksbury with Porphyria and Cryptic Warning so we do make an effort. We're more than aware that the guy is trouble and very aware that he's screwed a lot of people over. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 24,2005 11:25am - BornSoVile ""] That's good to hear, what's the date on the show??? CW owns. |
_______________________________ [Sep 24,2005 11:26am - BMR ""] October 8th at the Tewksbury Masonic Hall, theres a thread for it somewhere |
_____________________________________ [Sep 24,2005 11:26am - BornSoVile ""] beautiful, thanks! |
___________________________________ [Sep 24,2005 8:45pm - ArrowHead ""] BornSoVile said:THE BEST EMAIL SO FAR from Kenny, I am not stupid and I have money. I will do the best shows. and I did get the band . and stop talking to people about me because I am better than you. I stped drinking to. stop emailing me with stupid crap. thanks. I dont have time for it. I have other music to. Is that for real? Fuck that. Let's book another sick show, Pillory, BIS, Despised Icon, Goratory, and a good national or two. Then we'll hand it to Kenny saying we can't find anywhere to do the show, and let him book a club sound, etc. Trick is, let's not tell the bands they're playing, and don't give Kenny the contact info. Let's see how much money he's got after his entire bill doesn't show up. |
_______________________________________ [Sep 26,2005 10:45am - Jesus_Slaves ""] hahahaha that is an awesome idea |
_______________________________________________ [Sep 26,2005 11:00am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] He looks sort of like the singer from The Hives if that dude had a massive heroin habit, aged 40 years, and shrank like a foot and a half. |
_____________________________________________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 11:59am - ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in ""] brian_dc said:arrowhead...I very carefully said the Despised Icon was booked...since I figured there was no way that Kenny landed them...should've figured Chris got them. this guy is easier to hate than cancer how can one hate cancer? i support cancer 110% |
_____________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 12:02pm - KeithMutiny ""] ...and on that note [img] |
_________________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 12:03pm - SacreligionNLI ""] why do all these shows happen in danbury? ive never even heard of danbury oh yeah, kenny lanning sucks |
_____________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 12:13pm - RustedAngel ""] [img] |
_____________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 12:14pm - Robdeadskin ""] damn wish i was playing that. |
________________________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 12:18pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] i still dont understand why skulltoboggan is playing that show. |
_______________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 12:58pm - KennyLanning ""] In response to all of these posts...look I guess its time I should come clean. I've been skirting around all of this for years and being in the "Metal" scene has made it even more difficult because of alot of the macho stereotypical views that alot of people have....but Im gonna lay it on the table. ...... I'm gay....thats right...I'm a flamer....a peter puffer...a sword swallower... an ass pirate....a turd burgler....a wang wrangler....yes...i like to swallow copious amounts of man jism til it runs down my faggoty cheeks like ice cream down a little boys face at the circus. I often fantasize about having everyone on the RTTP board pulling a huge gang bang metal bukkake on my mouth so that I can taste every last one of your hot man milk shots...and I can finally satisfy this urge to slurp cocks all day long.... but I havent been able too. So instead I do other douchey acts that make people hate me....so please...dont blame it on me...blame it on homosexuality. THAT my friends is the real culprit. I love you all... and would swallow everyone of you to the hilt to prove it. |
___________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 1:02pm - anonymous ""] KennyLanning said:....yes...i like to swallow copious amounts of man jism til it runs down my faggoty cheeks like ice cream down a little boys face at the circus. bahahahahaha |
_______________________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 1:02pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] oh man, that made me tear up Ha |
_____________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 1:02pm - Anthony nli ""] anonymous said:KennyLanning said:....yes...i like to swallow copious amounts of man jism til it runs down my faggoty cheeks like ice cream down a little boys face at the circus. bahahahahaha this post was me |
____________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 1:14pm - KeithMutiny ""] hahaha |
___________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 1:35pm - BornSoVile ""] hah! |
____________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 2:53pm - HailTheLeaf ""] haha, I've been waiting 10 years to see this topic on a message board...hahahahahahaha. oh man, he's still doing shows? |
___________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 5:59pm - BornSoVile ""] HailTheLeaf said:haha, I've been waiting 10 years to see this topic on a message board...hahahahahahaha. oh man, he's still doing shows? more like people still book shows with him.... |
_____________________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 6:17pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] My hands still smell like the quesadilla I had for lunch and I've used hand sanitizer and rubbing alchohol on them. Fucking Kenny Lanning and his mexican food smell racket! |
_________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 6:25pm - Dankill ""] Oh jesus chirst this whole thing is too fuckin funny. I've known that kid for fuckin 6-7 years starting when I used to write for Absolutmetal. Sam introduced me to him and to this day I still don't know why she even dealt with him. He is the biggest and dumbest bullshit artist I've ever seen. That kid needs a serious beating like no other. Everyone that reads this and anyone they know should just remember the following: NEVER BOOK WITH HIM NEVER TRUST HIM NEVER BELIEVE A WORD THAT LEAVES HIS CRACKED OUT MOUTH NEVER GIVE HIM A DIME OF YOUR MONEY He's started trolling the Framingham practice spaces like a whore lookin for johns. He's hitting up newer bands that I know and it's getting fucking redonkulus. Someone.... STOP THE MADNESS! I second the idea about pullin a con on him for once and see how well he cleans up that mess. For real. Do it. |
____________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 6:32pm - KeithMutiny ""] it was discussed... you knew of that idea... ill leave it at that |
__________________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 9:55pm - Termination slip ""] Somneone post his pic and then all these bands that boycott him should get together and make flyers about him and pass them out at shows. SHUT THIS FUCKER DOWN!!!!!!!!!! |
___________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 10:18pm - ArrowHead ""] Kenny's the one with the darker hair: http://www.houseplantpicturestudio.com/HPS.../lensquigitems/lennyandsquiggy.html |
__________________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 10:32pm - davefromthegrave ""] ArrowHead said:Kenny's the one with the darker hair: http://www.houseplantpicturestudio.com/HPS.../lensquigitems/lennyandsquiggy.html I can't tell if that's a joke or not |
___________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 10:50pm - ArrowHead ""] haha |
____________________________________ [Nov 5,2005 2:56pm - HailTheLeaf ""] my god, he does kinda look like squiggy...that's frightening... you know, I do have pictures of Kenny around here... |
__________________________________ [Nov 5,2005 9:25pm - Sacs Sis ""] I can't believe that that kid is still booking shows. He was doing this same shit 3 years ago when he was trying to book Auditory Dysfunction and Schekta shows. Fucking funny. |
___________________________________ [Nov 6,2005 4:48am - BornSoVile ""] I can't believe he fucked up Rigor Mortis.... |
_______________________________________ [Nov 6,2005 10:30am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Rigor Mortis had a chance to play the Middle East but told me they werent going to do a MA date, then a few months later they are playing at DeeDees. |
___________________________________ [Nov 6,2005 12:52pm - Dissector ""] Joe/NotCommon said:Rigor Mortis had a chance to play the Middle East but told me they werent going to do a MA date, then a few months later they are playing at DeeDees. Hey at least they got back to you. They never returned any of my emails. |
____________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 7:16pm - anonymous ""] eat it |
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___________________________________________________ [Jul 20,2009 11:41pm - smoker of crack cocaine ""] THIS GUY SEEMS LEGIT |
_____________________________________ [Jul 20,2009 11:42pm - RichHorror ""] Hey, leave crack cocaine out of this. |
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__________________________________________ [Nov 27,2011 7:08pm - douchebag_patrol ""] Sacs%20Sis said:I can't believe that that kid is still booking shows. [img] |