holy shit, carrot top is jacked[views:10900][posts:41]_______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 10:50pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:05pm - timma ""] i'm sorry, but that picture is far to bizarre for me to deal with. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:06pm - Sacreligion ""] it's too bad he's still carrot top...that's a curse no amount of muscles can counter |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:07pm - the_reverend ""] j00 don't know! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:08pm - powerkok ""] id fuck em. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:11pm - RichHorror ""] I'm sure he does that to fight back the incredible number of people who try to murder him each day. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:23pm - pre-school race war ""] steroids must have a small prick now |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:28pm - BestialOnslaught ""] timma said:i'm sorry, but that picture is far to bizarre for me to deal with. Arrr... I think that's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:46pm - todayistheday ""] damn hes more jacked than gabe kapler |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 12:13am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] I've just seen Carrot Top's happy trail. God, Please strike me dead. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 12:22am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] He's always been surprisingly jacked. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 12:24am - DomesticTerror ""] now, if he was only funny.... |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 12:32am - Dissector ""] He has a fucked up nipple color. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 7:15am - anonymous ""] I's like to see him and Joe Piscopo fight it out to see who is the toughest comedian |
| _______________________________ [Aug 19,2005 9:49am - timma ""] DaveFromTheGrave said:I've just seen Carrot Top's happy trail. God, Please strike me dead. i hear that. no human should ever be subjected to such a horrid display of wretched pubicals. goddamn firecrotch mother fucker. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 19,2005 9:50am - timma ""] holy shit, i think he has a lazy eye too. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 9:53am - babyshaker ""] funniest thing ive ever heard someone say about carrot top was " he's gotta wake up every morning look in the mirror and think damn im still carrot top" andno matter how jacked he gets i bet that wont change |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 10:07am - largefreakatzero ""] He probably has a good amount of time to spend working out, since no one books him for comedy gigs. And yes, no amount of muscles will ever change the fact that is and will always be Carrot Top. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 10:39am - dan_bloodblister ""] i dont think thats real |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 11:13am - SuperFly ""] DISTURBING |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 11:25am - __THeMoor__ ""] anonymous said:I's like to see him and Joe Piscopo fight it out to see who is the toughest comedian has anyone else seen that chuck norris movie, "sidekicks"? joe piscapo is in it and he is terrible, but ridiculously ripped. what an ass, i hate him. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 11:37am - anonymous ""] eww. his pubes. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 1:59pm - Ma_Dukes ""] i never will have a sex drive again |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 2:17pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] With the proper training anyone can achieve a physique similar to or better than Carrot Top's. However, no amount of training will ever endow Carrot Top with a sense of humor. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 2:19pm - largefreakatzero ""] One other thing, he really needs to invest in some underwear. WTF. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 2:28pm - grundlegremlin ""] Dane Cook would beat his ass. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 12:11am - yodaslab ""] dude cut your hair!!! muscles, haircut and money = chicks!! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 7:15am - the_reverend ""] how funny would it be to get the shit kicked out of you by carrot top? [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 10:41am - dirteecrayon nli ""] :shudder: i'm at a loss for words |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 11:21am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'd definitely have sex with him. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 5:41pm - todayistheday ""] before and after pics anyone? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 6:28pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] There aren't any. He's always been jacked. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 7:31pm - boobtoucher ""] There is no God. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 8:32pm - Carrot Top ""] Whatever you jerks, I'm the funniest man alive and I can beat all of you in an armwrestling match with a hand tied behind my back! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 11:28pm - todayistheday ""] ya right he used to be a skinny fuck when he first came out. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 21,2005 2:28am - brian_dc ""] these must be photoshopped |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 21,2005 2:37am - the_reverend ""] it;s a new plug in called photo jacked. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 21,2005 8:44am - succubus ""] you guys are funny...no one went to his actual site to check? they are real... http://www.carrottop.com/newcarrot/index2.html i was perusing his site and you can see some pics scattered in there |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 5:56pm - anonymous ""] Carrot top isn't 100 % organic anymore. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 6:11pm - the_reverend ""] he's doing this... [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 6:32pm - the_reverend ""] I just ate a special carrot with yoghurt on it |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 6:42pm - dwellingsickness ""] the_reverend said:I just ate a special carrot with yoghurt on it :pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface: |