I almost shit my ass on the bus this morning[views:5542][posts:21]_______________________________ [May 26,2005 12:55pm - cdan ""] I really thought I was gonna have to get off and shit into a manhole or something. Do not order the Double Cooked Pork from the Beijing Cafe on Comm Ave. But will I eat the left-overs? ..yeah, probly. |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2005 12:57pm - soloman ""] eat your feces. |
| ______________________________ [May 26,2005 2:22pm - cdan ""] no. I was gagging from the diabolical stench. |
| _______________________________ [May 26,2005 2:23pm - dan. ""] sodomy + double cooked pork is a rough mix. at least you learned your lesson |
| _________________________________ [May 26,2005 2:30pm - soloman ""] shit into a man's hole? |
| ______________________________ [May 26,2005 2:31pm - cdan ""] shit into your MOM's hole |
| _______________________________ [May 26,2005 2:32pm - dan. ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [May 26,2005 2:37pm - Scoracrasia ""] That'll learn ya. You would be a prime candidate for a scat film right about now. |
| ______________________________________ [May 26,2005 2:37pm - swamplorddvm ""] I took a BIG dump afew days ago. |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2005 2:58pm - powerkok ""] Ive been eating rasin bran regularly.....fuckin HUGE dumps. |
| ______________________________ [May 26,2005 3:05pm - cdan ""] Scoracrasia said:That'll learn ya. You would be a prime candidate for a scat film right about now. oh yeah, nothing like a 25-wiper to boost your fecal fetish. |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2005 3:19pm - powerkok ""] Just for this thread, Im going to post my huge shit log tomorrow. |
| ______________________________ [May 26,2005 4:00pm - cdan ""] nice. man, i need to get a camera phone. |
| _____________________________________ [May 26,2005 4:17pm - Scoracrasia ""] cdan said:Scoracrasia said:That'll learn ya. You would be a prime candidate for a scat film right about now. oh yeah, nothing like a 25-wiper to boost your fecal fetish. HAHA! |
| __________________________________________ [May 26,2005 4:31pm - largefreakatzero ""] Last time I shit myself, I was unloading equipment at the jam space. As I pulled up to the loading dock, I could feel the pressure building, but it wasn't reaching emergency status just yet. I then make the poor decision to get all the cabs out of the truck onto the dock. Now I have 2 Line 6 cabs which are extremely heavy, so perhaps it was the excess straining that made the turtle-head attempt to emerge. I then do the ass-clenched baby-step dash down the hall to the facilities where I frantically struggle to get my pants down and forcefully evacuate into the hapless throne. I breathe a sigh of relief, then look down at my boxers only to find a juicy brown stain -- apparently the turtle-head did emerge. I then wipe myself (25 wipes, I wish), ditch the boxers at the nearest receptacle and free-ball the rest of the day. The End. |
| _________________________________ [May 26,2005 5:09pm - soloman ""] i had a ghost poop. |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2005 6:22pm - powerkok ""] largefreakatzero said:Last time I shit myself, I was unloading equipment at the jam space. As I pulled up to the loading dock, I could feel the pressure building, but it wasn't reaching emergency status just yet. I then make the poor decision to get all the cabs out of the truck onto the dock. Now I have 2 Line 6 cabs which are extremely heavy, so perhaps it was the excess straining that made the turtle-head attempt to emerge. I then do the ass-clenched baby-step dash down the hall to the facilities where I frantically struggle to get my pants down and forcefully evacuate into the hapless throne. I breathe a sigh of relief, then look down at my boxers only to find a juicy brown stain -- apparently the turtle-head did emerge. I then wipe myself (25 wipes, I wish), ditch the boxers at the nearest receptacle and free-ball the rest of the day. The End. AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHA I dont know which is worse, the pants shit, or shitting on those terlits. |
| ____________________________________ [May 26,2005 6:24pm - BornSoVile ""] HAH, my pop is obcess with the beijing cafe, i've never been into, i should again it's been half a decade since i was there. |
| ______________________________________ [May 26,2005 7:46pm - Anthony nli ""] nud pob the thai place like 5 doors down from beijing cafe is wayyyy better. If you like awesome thai for real cheap go there, and you get your food faster than at a fast-food joint! |
| ______________________________ [May 27,2005 2:37pm - cdan ""] largefreakatzero said:Last time I shit myself, I was unloading equipment at the jam space. As I pulled up to the loading dock, I could feel the pressure building, but it wasn't reaching emergency status just yet. I then make the poor decision to get all the cabs out of the truck onto the dock. Now I have 2 Line 6 cabs which are extremely heavy, so perhaps it was the excess straining that made the turtle-head attempt to emerge. I then do the ass-clenched baby-step dash down the hall to the facilities where I frantically struggle to get my pants down and forcefully evacuate into the hapless throne. I breathe a sigh of relief, then look down at my boxers only to find a juicy brown stain -- apparently the turtle-head did emerge. I then wipe myself (25 wipes, I wish), ditch the boxers at the nearest receptacle and free-ball the rest of the day. The End. holy shit, i loled at that big time. fantastic. yeah, i shit myself at work once and had to ditch the boxers. pissed me off, good pair too. this rube i used to work with told me a story about a shit episode he had on the golf course once. he had a shit attack like on the 10th hole, ran over to a tree and dumped like a mad man. he used his under-shirt to wipe himself, KEPT the shirt (in his golf bag), and finished the rest of the holes like a champ. now that's what I call a success story. |
| __________________________________________ [May 27,2005 2:54pm - largefreakatzero ""] Another good wiping implement in a bind is your sock, hence "The Sockrifice". But yes, the t-shirt works as well. I've never kept a shit-soiled piece of clothing though, that's a bit nasty. |
| _____________________________________ [May 27,2005 3:35pm - Christraper ""] Ive used the wifebeater before in times of desparation. Why is it that when you really have to shit the second you get anywhere near a toilet your ass refuses to wait any longer? |