A nice joke to break the ice on a first date.[views:3400][posts:9]__________________________________________________ [May 19,2005 10:39pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Two farts are in a bar...one walks over to the other and says, "Is it me, or do you smell like shit?" |
| _____________________________________ [May 19,2005 11:27pm - RichHorror ""] On my parents' first date my dad said to my mom, "You know... I could be a serial rapist, and you'd never know it... until it was too late." |
| ______________________________________ [May 19,2005 11:30pm - KeithMutiny ""] "can you taste those?" |
| ______________________________________ [May 20,2005 2:13pm - metalmatt666 ""] RichHorror said:On my parents' first date my dad said to my mom, "You know... I could be a serial rapist, and you'd never know it... until it was too late." sounds like something my dad would have said:satancross: |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 20,2005 4:49pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] RichHorror said:On my parents' first date my dad said to my mom, "You know... I could be a serial rapist, and you'd never know it... until it was too late." Well, now we know which of your parents you take after RICH FOR PRESIDENT! |
| ________________________________ [May 21,2005 1:46am - retzam ""] Hahahaha that's funny as hell. |
| ________________________________ [May 21,2005 1:46am - retzam ""] The bit about the serial rapist that is. |
| ________________________________________________ [May 22,2005 9:13am - humanbonedeathmachine ""] "hey baby yer not below my standards" |
| ____________________________________ [May 22,2005 10:50am - dyingmuse ""] that's awesome! lol |
| ____________________________________ [May 22,2005 10:52am - dyingmuse ""] 2 condoms walk by a gay bar, one says to the other...hey let's get shitfaced |