MY PROM IS ON THE 26th[views:4631][posts:29]_________________________________________________ [May 17,2005 1:54am - my_pretentious_erection ""] i'll be wearing something like this photoshoppiedimage i did: [img] who wants to go with me? [i will have some mushrooms to share if is a girl] |
| _________________________________________________ [May 17,2005 1:54am - my_pretentious_erection ""] i am also going to dyemy hair white silvergrey like andy warhol the asshole who was not really very creative. |
| __________________________________________ [May 17,2005 2:03am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] i'll go if you promise to put out afterwards |
| _________________________________________________ [May 17,2005 2:04am - my_pretentious_erection ""] ov course i will but only if you have vagina? i am hard like that and can you handle it? |
| _______________________________ [May 17,2005 5:33am - jesus ""] how about you ask a girl at school?.. |
| _________________________________________ [May 17,2005 9:22am - an80smetalchick ""] If you wear white, don't spill your red wine! |
| _______________________________________ [May 17,2005 9:23am - joe/notcommon ""] If you have drugs, just date rape someone |
| _________________________________________ [May 17,2005 9:28am - an80smetalchick ""] joe/notcommon said:If you have drugs, just date rape someone Joe, do you still have those fantasies of penguins frolicking around you on a deserted island while ejaculating on a telephone pole while midget women throw tiny pickles at you? |
| _______________________________________ [May 17,2005 9:28am - joe/notcommon ""] No, my only fantasy involves cutting out women's eyes |
| _________________________________________ [May 17,2005 9:35am - an80smetalchick ""] cool, can i have your eyes? i'll keep them in a black box wrapped in silk next to my pillow! |
| _______________________________________ [May 17,2005 9:36am - joe/notcommon ""] Do I know you? |
| _________________________________________ [May 17,2005 9:38am - an80smetalchick ""] of course you do, look at my profile! silly rabbit, trix r 4 kids! |
| _______________________________________ [May 17,2005 9:39am - joe/notcommon ""] I looked, not ringing any bells. |
| _________________________________________ [May 17,2005 9:40am - an80smetalchick ""] you just saw me on Saturday night, need i kick you in the bells to remind you? |
| ___________________________________________ [May 17,2005 10:23am - largefreakatzero ""] Prom??? Fuck, I'm old. |
| __________________________________________ [May 17,2005 10:24am - an80smetalchick ""] My prom sucked. The bus broke down and stranded all of us kids on the highway. |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 17,2005 10:31am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] proms are for wiggers |
| __________________________________________ [May 17,2005 12:38pm - an80smetalchick ""] I am a wigger! My name is Roxanne Chante' - oh wait, you're probably too young to remember that shit. |
| _________________________________________________ [May 17,2005 2:23pm - my_pretentious_erection ""] i'm taking the subway to the prom. |
| ______________________________________ [May 17,2005 2:28pm - swamplorddvm ""] my_pretentious_erection said:ov course i will but only if you have vagina? i am hard like that and can you handle it? I have a vagina. |
| _________________________________________________ [May 17,2005 2:58pm - my_pretentious_erection ""] you're a pervert. |
| _______________________________ [May 17,2005 3:15pm - jesus ""] heres some advice, stop photoshopping outfit ideas and find a date instead of posting on the internet |
| _________________________________________________ [May 17,2005 3:38pm - my_pretentious_erection ""] fuck that. i'm spending almost 500 on a suit, i don't have the money for a date. |
| _________________________________________ [May 17,2005 3:53pm - an80smetalchick ""] my_pretentious_erection said:fuck that. i'm spending almost 500 on a suit, i don't have the money for a date. This sounds very metrosexual! |
| ____________________________________ [May 17,2005 4:06pm - BornSoVile ""] i went to my sisters grand march last friday, she was princess, i got a buncha of numbers from girls i knew in high school. i hated my prom, i ate the meal and left with my date. |
| _____________________________________ [May 17,2005 4:42pm - KeithMutiny ""] i went to like 6 proms, always left early, always got shitted at somone elses expense. |
| ________________________________________________ [May 17,2005 5:00pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] KeithMutiny said:i went to like 6 proms, always left early, always got shitted at somone elses expense. you're my hero |
| __________________________________ [May 17,2005 5:33pm - brian_dc ""] I know there's a dude in Throwing Shrapnel that lived for prom jokes at the flywheel show last friday night...perhaps that's him above me? |
| _____________________________________ [May 17,2005 5:34pm - KeithMutiny ""] HAHAHA, im sad i missed that show after hearing about it. |
| ____________________________________ [May 17,2005 7:23pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i wore black vinyl to prom, got shit faced and passed out. not that exciting. |