Fuck with my zen will ya??[views:1619][posts:13]___________________________________ [Mar 28,2005 12:37pm - powerkok ""] So I just got back from bringing my youngest to school...wife is sleeping (she works nights), and I get my 2 hours of 'koktime'. First lemme say, I live in a locked apt bldg. I have to buzz geusts in (or they throw a snowball/pinecone at my window.) So, that said...Some fucking jackwad is BANGING on my door... hmm..ok..maybe its hoser. I throw on a shirt, and goto the door, and no one is there...I look down the hall and there stands a little hot 16-18 y/old chick and the fugliest doods mouth I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! COOCH looks like fucking Tom Selleck next to this dood. I seriously thought they were fake. But after an uncomfortable 3-4 second stare, I realized, they were horribly real. this is the conv: girl: "hi were...." me: "Im not buying anything" them: nervous laughter. me: "what do you want?" them: "we have gone to 350 houses....." me: I hold up my thumb and forefinger very close, as if I'M squishing their heads. me: " I dont care" them: jaws dropped, looks of amazement, suprise and embarassment. me : "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" jim the anvil neidhart style, and slammed the door in their face. as they were walking away I head them go " WOW". HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I hope they hate me. Fuck with my zen will ya, Fuckin nerds. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 28,2005 1:05pm - DreamingInExile ""] lol, 'koktime'! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 28,2005 1:08pm - the_reverend ""] a->k |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 28,2005 1:30pm - ~Carina~ ""] what did they want? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 28,2005 1:36pm - powerkok ""] dunno...never found out and I still dont care. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 28,2005 1:37pm - silky ""] you should have invited them in to see your guns. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 28,2005 1:39pm - powerkok ""] the guys teeth scared me. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 28,2005 1:39pm - powerkok ""] actuallly, I dont even know if the bullet wouldve penetrated the funk. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 28,2005 1:43pm - silky ""] shoot him in the teeth. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 28,2005 2:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] you missed out. maybe they were trying to offer you the love of jesus christ |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 28,2005 2:12pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] In an email to Shred, I told him it's important that everyone at the Lair of the Minotaur has time to reflect and thank Jesus before the bar closes. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 28,2005 2:29pm - lame ""] They probably were offering the girl for half an hour |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 28,2005 2:55pm - Todd_Bombshelter ""] I hope the come to my building too , kok. I would just point to the apartment across the hall when they said,"we been to 350 houses", And been like there's 351, and slam the door |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 28,2005 3:06pm - DreamingInExile ""] HAHAHA, I would have chased them out of the building with my paintball gun. Kok, I would have chased them out with the biggest handgun that you have if I were you. |